When I Am President...

[Sulk]

...There'll be tax incentives for public nudity.



Ok, you've solved poverty, hunger, crime, brought about world peace, and put Matthew Craig in front of a firing squad, now it's time to abuse your power ......

 

[pinklilone]

~there will be a holiday, where all will be off work, devoted entirely to chocolate.

 

[redfox1961]

All men under 25 and hunky will be required to wear tight jeans and tank tops

 

[chronicle_tenko]

ok seriously I would legalise marijuana and tax it for the obscene profits. And allow gay marriage. Removing State and church from the bedroom.

Frivolously I'd make Steak and Blowjob day a national holiday and Change April 14th to Chocolate and Pussy Eating day. Both full pay days.

All young hunky men under 25 would have to wear tanktops and tight jeans.

Ah I see. Well I'll just go change then.

 

[Sulk]

ok seriously I would legalise marijuana and tax it for the obscene profits. And allow gay marriage. Removing State and church from the bedroom.

Frivolously I'd make Steak and Blowjob day a national holiday and Change April 14th to Chocolate and Pussy Eating day. Both full pay days.

Mr. Tenko, with such a mind as your's, under my benign dictatorship you'd be offered the post of Chancellor of the Exchequer.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Awesome. Can I be your frivolous dalliance in the Oval office too?

Just think of the scandal.

President caught with 23 year old slave under table during executive meeting. great headlines. And it upped Clinton's approval rating. Why not yours?

 

[redfox1961]

hmmm - I'd better be part of the new cabinet

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Oh yes. How wonderful. Naw. A quick lick or two would help. reporters and a full on orgy. probably bad. Fun like you would not belive but still bad press.

 

[naxalite0906]

Ban all pointless, stupid, cheesey, manufactured, emotionless, talentless music. It has no place, point or use in society!

Then introduce education into schools where people will understand and appreciate the true value of music as an artform.

 

[Sulk]

Ban all pointless, stupid, cheesey, manufactured, emotionless, talentless music. It has no place, point or use in society!

Then introduce education into schools where people will understand and appreciate the true value of music as an artform.

Nax is now Minister for Education.

And Pete Tong has been executed.

 

[Emes]

I'd make it so sites like lit dont delete pics....loads of mine and my friends have 'gone missing'

 

[Sulk]

Awesome. Can I be your frivolous dalliance in the Oval office too?

Just think of the scandal.

President caught with 23 year old slave under table during executive meeting. great headlines. And it upped Clinton's approval rating. Why not yours?

I'm re-modelling the Oval Office into the Oval Play Room.

My cigars vibrate ..

The scandal would be handled with immacualte spin, and to be honest, by this time our ratings will be so high as to make us untouchable. We shall change public thinking.

Narrow mindedness will be declared a disease. Free re-educate for the small minded.

 

[Sulk]

I'd make it so sites like lit dont delete pics....loads of mine and my friends have 'gone missing'

Depriving the world of visions of Emes will be a hanging offence!

 

[Sulk]

Oh yes. How wonderful. Naw. A quick lick or two would help. reporters and a full on orgy. probably bad. Fun like you would not belive but still bad press.

We'd cultivate a close relationship with the press. i.e. I know all their naughty secrets, and would use them to our advantage!

 

[chronicle_tenko]

I'm re-modelling the Oval Office into the Oval Play Room.

That's just great. I think I'm going to enjoy my new positions.

 

[Sulk]

hmmm - I'd better be part of the new cabinet

To which post do you see yourself best suited?

 

[Sulk]

That's just great. I think I'm going to enjoy my new positions.

Especially that one on the swing ..

 

[Emes]

Depriving the world of visions of Emes will be a hanging offence!

not just Emes though....blue and cat to name but 2 others!

 

[chronicle_tenko]

We'd cultivate a close relationship with the press. i.e. I know all their naughty secrets, and would use them to our advantage!

Ooh. Yum
can we invite some of my press up there too then. there's this morning girl I have. yeah. My own personal interviewer.

Especially that one on the swing ..

Oh this is going to be the best job ever. Next suggestion. I'm changing the two terms in ofice rule.

 

[Devilgrl]

I'd freakin throw all the stupid people to lions...That sounds harsh and I'm not talking about mentally hadicapped I meen like oh lets say...Maddona...and have Daft punk play at all award shows lol I like them

 

[naxalite0906]

Nax is now Minister for Education.

And Pete Tong has been executed.

Wow.. she saw me... Im flattered!!


Also on the curriculum is people being taught how to handle their drink and not be spewing in my front garden anymore!!

On a side note... I'd find it hard to kill pete, he tells me what records i wanna keep my eyes out for and I know you can see where I'm coming from, you have evidence to prove it isnt so bad!

 

[Guest]

Nax is now Minister for Education.

And Pete Tong has been executed.

How could you execute Pete, he is far far too cute

 

[Guest]

Depriving the world of visions of Emes will be a hanging offence!

I second that motion!!!!!!!

 

[Sulk]

not just Emes though....blue and cat to name but 2 others!

Emes, it seems, is an Erotic Lobbyist. On this point she has my ear. Bill amended.

 

[Sulk]

Ooh. Yum
can we invite some of my press up there too then. there's this morning girl I have. yeah. My own personal interviewer.

Now you are displaying the fortitude of a Press Officer, or the loging to appoint one. !?

Oh this is going to be the best job ever. Next suggestion. I'm changing the two terms in ofice rule.

And we shall bring Eutopia.