When is the old bastard going to die already?

Trump is 79 year old man in a country where the average male lifespan is 76.5, he's grossly over weight, has a terrible diet, his only form of exercise is golf, has possibly the highest stress job in the world, and has had covid.

There is no way his MAGA followers are going to believe he died of natural causes
 
Trump is 79 year old man in a country where the average male lifespan is 76.5, he's grossly over weight, has a terrible diet, his only form of exercise is golf, has possibly the highest stress job in the world, and has had covid.
Some people are born naturally resistant to death, like Keith Richards.
 
Hel_Books said:
From killing USA civilians in Minnesota to pardoning Medicare fraudsters to blocking the Strait of Hormuz to increasing fossil fuel pollution . . . you must have a time keeping up with that "agenda"!

Just wait, he hasnt even started yet!
On the other hand, maybe he'll get distracted with things like that ballroom, or maybe the Epstein files will finally get released . . .
 
Trump is 79 year old man in a country where the average male lifespan is 76.5, he's grossly over weight, has a terrible diet, his only form of exercise is golf, has possibly the highest stress job in the world, and has had covid.

There is no way his MAGA followers are going to believe he died of natural causes

The thing about age statistics that no one seems to understand is that the average age isn't really important. The important bit is that half are older than that. This offsets the half who were younger but died.

Trump is 79. That means it is highly likely that at least 2 mean spirited bastards like yourself died before reaching average age. Booyah!
 
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