When Not To Smile

[jozef_the_dragon]

It's okay to laugh when a gymnast falls down. It's slightly less okay if you're there in person, sitting next to her mom. It's not so okay if her neck snaps and her head rolls across the floor. If that happens, pinch the palm of your hand, really really hard, with your fingernails.



The gods punished my fellow jurors and I for laughing, by the way. The bailiff brought our lunch during deliberations. While we were passing the coleslaw and sorting out which sandwich was which, he unfurled a half-dozen colorful poster-size autopsy photos. The exit wound on the victim's left shoulder got egg salad on it. Not pretty.

that is funny, i cant help but laugh, the fingernail thing is more funny, where do you come up with this, its so morbid and cute and likable, i am being honest

as for this salad, its even better than the last, autopsy phots are my personal fave, only because crime scene photos are nearly impossible to collect but make great conversation starters and better coffee table books, i really enjoyed that show on HBO with the criminal pathologist or whatever, but the imagry was lacking, there was a great site on the web i would visit but it finally got pulled do the graphic nature of its photos, and lack of concern to celbs, nothing like seeing american role models layed out on slab as the docs weigh organ tissues, if you know of anything good like that hook me up, its wonderfully inspirering for writing horror tales,

 

[Songcatcher]

The smile is not a smile. The smile is what he wears while he watches you and think.