When was the last time you had sex?

A year ago March.

Two rounds, nothing to shout about, i had really thought he would be better. :confused:

The kissing and snuggling in between was pretty great, though. He's a terrific kisser!
 
A year ago March.

Two rounds, nothing to shout about, i had really thought he would be better. :confused:

The kissing and snuggling in between was pretty great, though. He's a terrific kisser!

It been a while since I've had a good kisser, but I've kinda painted myself in a corner.
 
Define “sex”

and i do mean real sex - with a partner(s)

not with yourself, not face timing, not skyping, phone, nor heaven forbid, via pm.

hard, soft, quick, long, however it was, when did you have it last?

:cathappy:

i had some last month, but then again, i make my dude work for the honor of being near my love cave

Because the examples you listed as not being “real sex” count as sex, in my opinion. Not trying to start an argument; just trying to get a more accurate understanding of what exactly you’re asking.

It seems like you’re specifically speaking about sex acts that take place in the presence of and with the cooperation/active or passive participation of a chosen partner. Does that include things like oral sex, anal sex, and mutual masturbation? What about things like psycholagny, or other alternatives that don’t require contact with genitals to achieve a sexual release, like reaching orgasm through breast play or impact play? Do the partners have to be touching each other’s genitals, or just their bodies, or do they just have to be in the same room?

The thing is... what one stranger categorizes as “real” sex isn’t something I’m in a position to intuitively know, so I can’t accurately answer your question. I can provide some best guesses as to what I think you might mean, but my definition of “real” sex is obviously quite different from yours, so there’s a pretty high margin of error.

In truth, there are a few options for answering.

I last reached orgasm with the assistance of an in-person partner on...Thursday, I think, but I doubt you’d consider it real sex because the interaction wasn’t focused on genitals, but on power exchange and light masochism.

I last had a sexual interaction that was mostly genital-centric a couple of days before that, though I didn’t reach orgasm and I wasn’t allowed to touch, only to watch, but I don’t know if you’d consider that real sex because it didn’t involve both sets of genitals.

Typically, my sex life is unlikely to involve stimulating two or more sets of genitals at the same time. For various reasons, my primary partner prefers to have one “scene” focused on my pleasure and then later have another scene focused on his pleasure—usually hours or days later. So does that not count as real sex?

My secondary partner is long-distance, and you’ve already said my sex with him doesn’t count as real, so if my interactions with both partners are not real, then I’m left with either the anal-only one-night-stand I had about three years ago before meeting my current partners or, if anal doesn’t count, the boring, vanilla sex (which I don’t really consider “real” because I never felt very sexual) with my ex about four and a half years ago. By that reckoning, I really need to get laid.

Important:

Yes, I know. I’m being overly pedantic. But it is meant in good humor, not as a criticism of anyone. I simply enjoy analyzing linguistic choices and cultural terms. It’s something of a hobby. Feel free to completely ignore me; I won’t be offended. I came to terms with the fact that I can be annoying to some people a long time ago, and I don’t take it personally anymore; I chalk it up to social incompatibility.
 
I'm not going to over-think this problem. It's been 6 or 8 weeks. The wife isn't interested anymore. This might be because I can't get it up. Viagra and the like doesn't work. Nerve pinched in the spine has shut me down. And, she' just isn't interested. My fingers and tongue works. Have nothing to use it on. Damn, I'm horney
 
What day is today? Ah yes, last time I had sex would be Tuesday. Last time my actual partner and I had sex???? March maybe.
 
Am convinced my wife of 28.5 years, love of almost 34 years does not like it or need it anymore? Fuck, is that possible.
 
and i do mean real sex - with a partner(s)

not with yourself, not face timing, not skyping, phone, nor heaven forbid, via pm.

hard, soft, quick, long, however it was, when did you have it last?

:cathappy:

i had some last month, but then again, i make my dude work for the honor of being near my love cave

Friday night, under the stars!!!!
 
Just this morning with the Mrs.

We spent quality time browsing thru LIT and it was time well spent. She was quite aroused to say the least 🙂
 
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