Where do you cum when you jerk off?

[SuzyWho]

I find the comments here amusing.......can any of you really aim?

 

[saintcero]

I find the comments here amusing.......can any of you really aim?

Aim? Certainly.

Hit what we aim? Almost never.

 

[whistlersdad]

Haha in the heat of the moment it lands where it lands. More than 1 keyboard has needed a thorough cleaning.

I find the comments here amusing.......can any of you really aim?

 

[SuzyWho]

Haha in the heat of the moment it lands where it lands. More than 1 keyboard has needed a thorough cleaning.

Or ruined shoes

 

[Artfan2]

I find the comments here amusing.......can any of you really aim?

It's definitely a shooter best used on targets at close range.

 

[BongoGal]

I find the comments here amusing.......can any of you really aim?

I have to admit that I am surprised by the responses here. I kind of just assumed that most guys most of the time would ejaculate into a kleenex or a sock or a t-shirt headed for the laundry. I didn't expect all this self-bukkake action.

 

[Naughtyboy31]

I can usually aim for the crotch of used panties pretty good. Usually the first spurt is the toughest one of all

 

[SuzyWho]

I have to admit that I am surprised by the responses here. I kind of just assumed that most guys most of the time would ejaculate into a kleenex or a sock or a t-shirt headed for the laundry. I didn't expect all this self-bukkake action.

It wipes off skin easily.....good for the complexion apparently...

 

[whistlersdad]

I've got the smoothest stomach in my town

It wipes off skin easily.....good for the complexion apparently...

 

[SuzyWho]

I've got the smoothest stomach in my town

Imagine what it can do for your face!

 

[whistlersdad]

Imagine what it can do for your face!

Unfortunately in my advancing years I never quite reach my face

 

[mellowgrandpa]

I usually use three tissues. Avoids the mess.

 

[ornyguy32]

Times into panties or thongs if non around onto my chest

 

[bimori]

I find that shooting into a shot glass avoids all of the mess and aiming. But good to the last drop for cleanup. Cum should never be lost to a tissue.

 

[ornyguy32]

I find that shooting into a shot glass avoids all of the mess and aiming. But good to the last drop for cleanup. Cum should never be lost to a tissue.

You got a point there

 

[sub2femdom]

A former mistress used to text me a lot randomly, telling me to masturbate into a shot glass and then eat it. Even a couple years later now, I still occasionally do it for old times sake.

 

[Treeview]

It wipes off skin easily.....good for the complexion apparently...

Not quite enough 'pump' for facial...but I do have really soft hands!

 

[bimori]

A former mistress used to text me a lot randomly, telling me to masturbate into a shot glass and then eat it. Even a couple years later now, I still occasionally do it for old times sake.

I would be glad to text you with cum eating instructions. Hey just the kind of guy I am.

 

[Woolmohair]

I have a bit of a fetish for sweatery things. Last night, I rolled the sleeve of a favorite sweater into a sweatery orifice, and fucked it long, and slow, until finally releasing a mind numbing hot load into the wool. Some don't understand, but, oh well. I like it.

 

[hex2112]

I love to cum on my face. I'm pretty good at hitting it. Mostly on my chest and belly to scoop up to lick.

 

[ornyguy32]

I love to cum on my face. I'm pretty good at hitting it. Mostly on my chest and belly to scoop up to lick.

What I’m about to do on my chest

 

[bonerbrew]

I have to admit that I am surprised by the responses here. I kind of just assumed that most guys most of the time would ejaculate into a kleenex or a sock or a t-shirt headed for the laundry. I didn't expect all this self-bukkake action.

While masturbation never gets old it can become uneventful if you don't find ways to spice things up. Just like intercourse. Typically the older you get the more things you've tried and some things just stick with you. On your hands, stomach, chest, face; not necessarily in that order.

 

[bobb_sledd]

I have to admit that I am surprised by the responses here. I kind of just assumed that most guys most of the time would ejaculate into a kleenex or a sock or a t-shirt headed for the laundry. I didn't expect all this self-bukkake action.

There are times when one does not want the distraction of holding a Kleenex or other catch device; better to just let it go wherever, and clean it up later.

 

[Sunnyade]

I love to feel cum on my skin. Always consume my own cum.

 

[sterculius]

Typically into my left hand so that I can slurp and lick up all my cum.