Where I Come From

[bad kitty]

*thoughts courtesy of The Rooster*

Where I come from if the road is straight for more than 500 feet is a novelty and also doubles as a drag strip.

Speaking of highways, deer crossing signs are markers for where to put your tree stand.

Every other highway sign is peppered with bird shot.

Sitting on the front porch swing and watching the bug zapper with a 6 pack is quality entertainment.

 

[bad kitty]

Everyone is a NASCAR fan and if ya like Jeff Gordon you had better keep it to yourself.

 

[H'venlee]

Everyone is a NASCAR fan and if ya like Jeff Gordon you had better keep it to yourself.

Umm...how about Rusty Wallace?

I am from a town known for beer & Harley's. Where in summer, if you can't find something to do, you're not trying...or you're dead!

 

[Guest]

bad kitty

i didn't know it but we must be neighbors!!!!sounds just like home to me!!!

 

[bad kitty]

Umm...how about Rusty Wallace?

I am from a town known for beer & Harley's. Where in summer, if you can't find something to do, you're not trying...or you're dead!

Eh Rusty Wallace is ok... actually my brother in law's sister is married to his brother.... did ya get all of that?

Where I come from all there is to do is go to the movies or have sex... that explains the high teenage pregnancy rate.

 

[floridaguy64]

*thoughts courtesy of The Rooster*

Where I come from if the road is straight for more than 500 feet is a novelty and also doubles as a drag strip.

Speaking of highways, deer crossing signs are markers for where to put your tree stand.

Every other highway sign is peppered with bird shot.

Sitting on the front porch swing and watching the bug zapper with a 6 pack is quality entertainment.

And every other highway sign had beer bottle dents in it!

Sounds just like my hometown............ no wonder I've been back so few times in the last 22 years!

 

[bad kitty]

Really? I actually can't wait to go back. Something bout the simple life. *sigh*

 

[floridaguy64]

Really? I actually can't wait to go back. Something bout the simple life. *sigh*

No movie theater............ 4 traffic lights, and a sherriff that thinks he's Buford Pusser?.......... Nah, I'll pass............

 

[gotdatmony]

The place I was raised was about a half mile past..."Resume Speed". the "Welcome and Ya'll Come Back" signs were on the same board.

 

[gotdatmony]

OH YEA.....GO "6"

 

[plasticman33]

The tiny town where I was born and raised no longer exists, the state bought the whole place and bulldozed it to build a new prison.

They stole my childhood!

 

[bad kitty]

The tiny town where I was born and raised no longer exists, the state bought the whole place and bulldozed it to build a new prison.

They stole my childhood!

Whoa

 

[floridaguy64]

The tiny town where I was born and raised no longer exists, the state bought the whole place and bulldozed it to build a new prison.

They stole my childhood!

I hear ya!.......... I just heard from a friend that my hometown built a new prison farm a few years ago and now has an inmate population triple that of the township.

Damn............. prison business must be a prosperous one!

 

[bad kitty]

Where I come from you need a step ladder to get into a truck.

Low shoulder on the road means immediately next to the white line is a cliff.

You need dynamite to blast the side of a moutnain off just to make a road.

4 wheel drive is a necessity.

 

[Rooster]

Where I come from:

If you drink and drive; run off the road ... there's a good chance you'll land on someone's house (or in a tree).

You have to look down to see the fireworks.

 

[Devilish1]

No movie theater............ 4 traffic lights, and a sherriff that thinks he's Buford Pusser?.......... Nah, I'll pass............

Just so ya'll know, i have a replica of his "Stick". His Stick that was in the movie Walking tall. When ex left, he took the guns so thats all i have to protect myself with. Its thicker than a baseball bat and ive got a hellva swing.

4 traffic lights?Wow. thats a big city compared to the town i live in. No traffic lights, just a 4 way blinking light and the cops( the one cop) go on duty at dark....LOL
Andy Griffin aint got nothing on my town.

 

[morninggirl5]

Everyone is a NASCAR fan and if ya like Jeff Gordon you had better keep it to yourself.

A new preacher increases his potential for sticking around by making sure everybody has time to get home for "Gentlemen start your engines" after the Sunday morning service.

 

[Rooster]

A new preacher increases his potential for sticking around by making sure everybody has time to get home for "Gentlemen start your engines" after the Sunday morning service.

Ain't that the truth LOL ..... speaking of which ... Iwish the had more under the lights races on Saturdays

 

[CarolineOh]

Where I come from...

http://www.polartcenter.com/Y/y0301.jpg

 

[wizbit9]

Cardiff, South Wales , U.K

http://www.comp.glam.ac.uk/ukais2000/cardiff.jpg

 

[Rooster]

OK .. now were doing pics

http://www.xap.com/school_logos/NCMentor/Appalachian_State_University/Appalachian_State_University1.jpg