Where is KID ROCK1?

[Ambrosious]

Mine is just as worn out as the vile you spew forth daily. You change, I change. Til then, shut the fuck up.

Graze on indeed.

 

[Iris]

Well gosh, MP, when did I become your scapegoat? Kettle, I'd like to introduce you to the pot, who seems to be calling you black. You posted on this thread too, you know.

As far as I've seen, Deborah seems to be the only one out to crack whatever "conspiracy" she thinks seems to exist here. I'm fine with her otherwise. I don't see why it matters anyway and why there has to be such an inquest about it, that's all. If there's someone else that's doing it, point them out to me and I'll happily eat my words with whatever condiments you'd like. It just stirs shit, that's all, and never really changes anything.

 

[Samuari]

good beer, good popcorn, good entertainment, what more could you ask?

A real fight?

This thread has it all!

 

[Madame Pandora]

Ambro - You don’t spew vile, honey. It’s an adjective. Or a “describing word” if that makes it easier. Don’t get your Shiny Happy grin tainted with a frowny-wowny. Just remember, you don’t care about anything I say anyway.

Iris – Thank you for proving my point. Please walk with Vanna and she'll give you the home game to practice on before your next appearance.

Samurai – Please return your tray table to the upright position The lemmings are circling for a landing.

mayday

MP

 

[DarlingBri]

<cautiously creeps in>

Kettle, I'd like to introduce you to the pot, who seems to be calling you black.

I believe the politically correct, post-90's version of this would be "Kettle, I'd like to introduce you to the pot, who seems to be calling you shiney."

Calling something black shouldn't really be a slur

<creeps back out>

 

[Kuddles]

Ambro...

I like your icon...it always makes me smile...I know...I know I am yet another wimpy poster....oh well! Too late to change me now...wouldn't work anyway....I change for no man! In the words of Popeye "I yam what I yam!"

kisses top of Ambro's cute head upon leaving thread...

 

[Samuari]

This is almost as much fun as Sparky's CD! When did lemmings become avaian? or they running this airship? Hope they stay out of the heilium, makes 'em talk funny.

 

[Madame Pandora]

Hope they stay out of the heilium, makes 'em talk funny.

From your lips to God's ears. I'd love for them to be at least funny.

MP

 

[Iris]

Re: <cautiously creeps in>

Kettle, I'd like to introduce you to the pot, who seems to be calling you black.

I believe the politically correct, post-90's version of this would be "Kettle, I'd like to introduce you to the pot, who seems to be calling you shiney."

Calling something black shouldn't really be a slur

<creeps back out>

Ordinarily I would agree with you, but since the phrase is so old I for one believe it's lost most of its racial meaning. Yes, please, can we debate this now? Please?

Hey, nevermind, my Wheel of Fortune home game just got here. Guess I'll be busy for a while. Anyone wanna buy a vowel?

 

[Beebeeblue]

Walks in...looks around. Busts out laughing at Bri's last post.

Ok, all done.

 

[Xander]

MP

Spew vile is a southern phrase. The shit is left unsaid, in polite company.

So what I am trying to say is, "When you stop with your daily spew of vile shit (see decription here?), then I'll stop with 'We have stories?'."

Now, I say again, shut the fuck up, ignorant.

You do know what shit is, don't you? Just look between your ears.

 

[Madame Pandora]

Thank you, Xander. I do so need lessons from you on the etiquette of polite company and on being Southern. I hope, with all my heart, you will endeavor to keep me bedazzled with the wealth of knowledge you possess.

Odd that you can educate me on my own heritage…and yet you couldn’t take the simple, responsible steps of say...oh...keeping your own visa in order.

But I’m sure that wasn’t as much fun as posting on Lit. Besides, the dramatic conclusion was so much more fulfilling.

MP

 

[alexander tzara]

I could be wrong but I think Ambrosious was using Xander's handle there.

 

[Madame Pandora]

I could be wrong but I think Ambrosious was using Xander's handle there.

You're a Scotsman. You know better than anyone.

All SHeeP look alike.

MP

 

[alexander tzara]

Well, they do after we burn them, MP (sick Foot And Mouth inspired humour)

 

[Madame Pandora]

Well, they do after we burn them, MP (sick Foot And Mouth inspired humour)

Yeah...I follow the same sort of cleansing method myself.

MP

 

[Samuari]

There he Is!

The guy with the balloons, is he the chief avain lemming?
<folding lap tray>

I need more popcorn and beer.

 

[Samuari]

Well, they do after we burn them, MP (sick Foot And Mouth inspired humour)

What will you do for Haggis on Burns' day?

 

[Mistress]

All hail KidRock for being able to keep a thread going long after he has stopped posting!

Laughs

 

[alexander tzara]

Well, they do after we burn them, MP (sick Foot And Mouth inspired humour)

What will you do for Haggis on Burns' day?

I'll probably get a chinese take-away. I'm not very good at being a proper Scotsman:

1) I absolutely HATE haggis - horrible stuff
2) the only time I wore a kilt I had on my undies underneath (well - it was a windy day)
3)I don't even have a very convincing accent - too slow, according to several BB posters.

OK. Here's my scandalous confession du jour: I AM DEBORAH. (Or at least I am on her 'Ode To Madame Pandamonium'.)

 

[Samuari]

You're goona have to get right over here and clean the coccoa off my moniter! That was sooo funny! Deborah in a kilt with her panties on! Shit, no wonder they post skirt warnings!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

All hail KidRock for being able to keep a thread going long after he has stopped posting!

Laughs

Oh for God's sake you're so fucking dopey with that. LOL

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

*tee hee*

 

[Mistress]

Laughs!

I know!

 

[jcgirl]

Pandora - That was just so wrong.