Where is the most unusual or risky place you’ve masturbated or given/received a handjob or blowjob?

[calmlikeabomb]

Just last week I was in the office and got chatting with someone from Lit. After a couple of voice notes, she asked i send her a pic. I ended up going to the washroom, and one thing led to another and I ended up jacking off at work, literally 15 feet away from where my team sits. It was a good thing it was closing time and i was almost all alone at work, but the thrill of the danger left me panting. I don't think I'll ever do something that stupid again, but at least i have a new naughty memory.

 

[Super13]

Both.
Fingers, fat marker, brush handle....

thanks to reddit i have a sharpie fetish

 

[Oralexplorer]

In a confessional, Kee kee. I got little worked up confessing…Kee Kee

You can't just leave it like that.... jfhc I can just imagine the penance for that, or was that penance

 

[Erosfan]

Riskiest is probably in my car on the highway or maybe on the boat in view of a public beach.

I've done both!

 

[Erosfan]

Probably not too unusual or risky but several times I have masturbated in the garage with the door up later at night. We have a dark screen so no one could see in, if they wanted to but in the darkness with some blues music on and after smoking a joint, I have leaned against my husbands motorcycle totally nude and or sat in one of our garage chairs and brought myself off. Especially exciting when someone or a couple is walking by who has no idea what is going on inside.

I've jerked off in my garage with the door open, mid afternoon. It was exciting!

 

[Robbo694u]

I found a random hot young guy in Home Depot and took him to the back by the plant area and jerked him off while I let him fondle my tits wearing this, shiny black tights and black stiletto heels:

pic_of_me

and in my hopefully soon to be published story "The Ginger MILF and Father Tom," I first seduced the (handsome, it turns out well hung) priest when I showed up at the rectory wearing this, and despite his weak attempts at refusal, I gave him his first hand job / blow job, he squirted like three feet:

pic_of_me

Holy Fffuck.... I'm not surprised he shot his load

 

[SeminoleMeaghan]

I gave a guy head in a grocery store parking lot. It still turns me on knowing if anyone saw us.

 

[Sgts19]

Office at work
Behind a tree on a busy road, back when I'd fuck my wife then get horny as hell driving and have to pull over...same tree dozens of times
On the roof of the student union building watching my ex GF getting fucked, got caught
On a busy beach

 

[Roswellcurious]

Jacking off in a women’s restroom during the summer at my college - decades ago. More than once!!

The risk of bring caught was crazy hot. The stupidity of taking such chances make me shudder!!!

Did the same except it wasn’t summer. It was late in the day though. It was a huge turn on!

 

[andthighbootsforall]

Not that there was a risk seeing how the door was locked, but I enjoy playing with myself in the tanning bed. Was in there the other day and just began with my fingertips on my shaved balls. Then up to the head of my cock with a little spit to help things out. As I played with my cock I tried the best I could to just bring myself to the edge. I pulled off and about two seconds later I had a couple ropes of cum come out on my stomach. I quickly wiped it up with my hand and slurped it all down. I’d love to try it in the sauna, but you can’t lock the door

 

[GoodTimesOnly87]

I worked at a small grocery store well over a decade ago, and ended up playing around with one of my coworkers. I got promoted to shift manager, and on nights when we would be dead he would come off his register into the little managers office and I would blow him.

 

[redy4fun60]

In a stall at Chicago airport as my GF gave me phone sex over my bluetooth headset. We also used to do this when I was doing long drives at night on the interstate. Great phone sex at 70 MPH until we both came.

 

[Melodi24]

I got to the school pick-up parking lot a little too early a couple weeks ago. Popped open Reddit, and had a little spicy alone time real quick

 

[EllaB_17]

I masturbated on the bench downstairs. It's a tiny park-like square surrounded by apartments.
I masturbated three times in the past few days on the balcony. With the light on. Lots of apartments opposite, with their lights on.
I sucked a dick four times in a car in past few weeks, always in the same place. Empty streets and abandoned buildings all around. I don't think that was risky.
I got fucked in the woods about 3-4 weeks ago. I was leaning on a railing, getting fucked from behind and below me there was a gravel road with many people stolling up and down and enjoying their weekend. I could see them and hear them clearly.
I had sex in the car a few days ago.

 

[Dangerousliaisons]

My divorced sisters old room,48 hours before my wedding day ,at a pre wedding house party during the late eighties

 

[Midsmale69]

When I was in uni, I used to give the guy I was seeing blowjobs in the toilets there after lectures

I love your style! X

 

[EllaB_17]

Another quite unusual place and situation was last summer when I was hiking with my friends. We were on a mountain, and I had to go to pee. One of the guys had to pee too. I finished peeing and I was walking among the trees when I came across the guy. He asked me if I could give him a cigarette. I gave him one, and we sat on a rock. He said he didn't want to be seen smoking as his girlfriend (who wasn't there) didn't like him smoking and he was worried some one of my friends might tell her. He seemed to be a social smoker. So, we were sitting there, and he said he liked my nails. I stretched my fingers to give him a better look of my nails. He placed my hand onto his palm. I noticed his boner and smiled. He said "sorry", and I said it didn't matter. Soon after, I don't know what came over me, and I asked him: "Do you want a quick handjob?" Of course he said yes. And so on.

 

[coffeelover5]

Another quite unusual place and situation was last summer when I was hiking with my friends. We were on a mountain, and I had to go to pee. One of the guys had to pee too. I finished peeing and I was walking among the trees when I came across the guy. He asked me if I could give him a cigarette. I gave him one, and we sat on a rock. He said he didn't want to be seen smoking as his girlfriend (who wasn't there) didn't like him smoking and he was worried some one of my friends might tell her. He seemed to be a social smoker. So, we were sitting there, and he said he liked my nails. I stretched my fingers to give him a better look of my nails. He placed my hand onto his palm. I noticed his boner and smiled. He said "sorry", and I said it didn't matter. Soon after, I don't know what came over me, and I asked him: "Do you want a quick handjob?" Of course he said yes. And so on.

You little slut @EllaB_17 great fun to be your friend I see

 

[Cabeza]

I masturbated on the bench downstairs. It's a tiny park-like square surrounded by apartments.
I masturbated three times in the past few days on the balcony. With the light on. Lots of apartments opposite, with their lights on.
I sucked a dick four times in a car in past few weeks, always in the same place. Empty streets and abandoned buildings all around. I don't think that was risky.
I got fucked in the woods about 3-4 weeks ago. I was leaning on a railing, getting fucked from behind and below me there was a gravel road with many people stolling up and down and enjoying their weekend. I could see them and hear them clearly.
I had sex in the car a few days ago.

You’re my hero

 

[EllaB_17]

You little slut @EllaB_17 great fun to be your friend I see

Thank you for your kind words.

 

[EllaB_17]

Does getting fucked inside the toilet of a club count as unusual and/or risky?
If so, yes, once.

 

[CuriousJInLA]

Does getting fucked inside the toilet of a club count as unusual and/or risky?
If so, yes, once.

I’ve done that too!

 

[EllaB_17]

I’ve done that too!

Congratulations! How was it?

 

[CuriousJInLA]

Thanks for the congratulatory remark . TBH, despite all of my kinks, public sex (or when others know I’m having sex) is not my thing. It was memorable but not something I want regularly

 

[hidden_star]

Once masturbated in a quiet corner of a library at university. Very unlikely me to do something that risky but I was so horny at the time I had to do something about it.