Where is the most unusual or risky place you’ve masturbated or given/received a handjob or blowjob?

I have a lot to think about in terms of answering this. There are plenty of I guess for most people unusual places where I've masturbated. There are also all those risky places and situations where I've masturbated. To come up with a 'most' answer is difficult, but I guess the risky stuff would be more interesting to readers of this thread. God, now I have to narrow it down!
 
One of these posts reminded me of the time I masturbated in the men's bathroom/showers at Jones Beach on Long Island. That was a long, long time ago. A male friend scoped it out stood watch to make sure only adults would be in there. He also asked everyone if it was okay. They all said okay.
 
One of these posts reminded me of the time I masturbated in the men's bathroom/showers at Jones Beach on Long Island. That was a long, long time ago. A male friend scoped it out stood watch to make sure only adults would be in there. He also asked everyone if it was okay. They all said okay.
Dam..I've been to Jones beach..never happens when im there lol
 
Dam..I've been to Jones beach..never happens when im there lol
It was the East bath house showers and it was later in the day. It was bound to happen. I was often sitting on that cement bench outside the men's bathroom/showers in my sundress or long t-shirt. I'd make believe I was so engrossed in my book that I didn't realize my whatever had ridden up and pussy was showing. I don't think I was fooling anyone, not that I cared. I've sat outside the women's area at times. I'm not saying that's appropriate, but I'm a good person in a million other ways. Nobody complained--maybe a few odd looks.
 
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One of these posts reminded me of the time I masturbated in the men's bathroom/showers at Jones Beach on Long Island. That was a long, long time ago. A male friend scoped it out stood watch to make sure only adults would be in there. He also asked everyone if it was okay. They all said okay.
My then girlfriend and now wife once made love under a blanket on Jones Beach while waiting for the morning fog to burn off. I can only guess if other nearby beach goers realized what we were doing.
 
A blowjob on an overnight intercity Greyhound bus. Lots of fucking in risky places, but that was not the question.
 
You’re never alone for long on the Parkland Walk. Dog walkers, runners and strollers pass by every minute. I went for a run there after a morning texting H and making each other crazy. So H met me there mid-run and we walked with our hearts thumping. Pretty soon we were kissing like crazy under a tall tree and then she squatted down, pulled down my shorts and there we were… H sucking my cock with her fingers on my balls. She texted me later to say that was the naughtiest thing she had ever done.
 
When I was a young lad I had a girlfriend who blew me in the front seat of a pickup truck in our local mall parking lot at noon, while people were walking past. The things we do when we’re young and horny.
 
I remember going to a movie theater with an ex-girlfriend (not a porn theater, and the film we were watching had no sexual content to speak of). Out of the blue, she suddenly took my hand and shoved it up her skirt, where unknown to me she wasn't wearing any panties. I obliged by finger-fucking her for the next several minutes. The people sitting a couple of seats away didn't seem to notice (even when she discretely gasped in pleasure) since the theater was dark and surround-sound was fairly loud.
 
I ate out Karoline Leavitt once, hidden on my knees inside the lectern box as she answered questions on trade tariffs and Russian policy. During this one of the photos taken was used for the official White House website, and man is she smiling. Her vertical smile is just as engaging, believe me.
 
Wasn’t me, but was in a hotel in NYC, out the room window was another hotel and it was pretty close, so could see into some windows quite clearly. I was getting ready in the morning to go to some meetings, so had just come out of shower. Walked over to close curtain, and right across the way is a guy sitting in the window seat wearing nothing but his underwear. He had phone in one hand and other was in his underwear clearly stroking.
 
Probably most daring thing one ex girlfriend and I did was during a walk in the park, realising that at that time of day no one was around, late just turning dark and moon was out and we diverted to a quiet secluded area where there was a park bench and went down on her there.

The thrill she had was unbelievable she told me later.
 
Fingered my wife to orgasm upon take off at Newark International Airport. We were on a morning flight headed to the west coast with three across seating. She had the window seat with a navy blue airline blanket across her lap. I was in the middle with a 50-ish Asian business man sitting to my right on the aisle. I leaned over acting like I was looking out the window with my right hand up her skirt. I rubbed her wet pussy and clit while the jet raced down the runway. She reached orgasm at about 15,000 feet. Don’t know if the Asian guy ever knew what was happening but if he did he never let on.
 
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