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alwaysawake said:
Not on your life.
But I am however enjoying the thought of a country boy...in the barn.....*licks lips*
Where the HELL is my chocolate??????
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Not on your life.
But I am however enjoying the thought of a country boy...in the barn.....*licks lips*
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*fluffs up the hay and places a couple of soft blankets down on itSex & Diamonds said:
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alwaysawake said:
*grabs the nearby crop and taps it on the palm of my hand*
Now what where you saying ?
*evil laughter*
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Ummmmmm nothing...runs out and padlocks the barn door behind me!Sex & Diamonds said:
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alwaysawake said:Ummmmmm nothing...runs out and padlocks the barn door behind me!
LMAO
Chicken !!!
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Pssssssst BTW (this is true)...my cousins own the largest chicken processing business in Oregon. So I come from a lonnnnnnnng line of chickens!Sex & Diamonds said:
LOL
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alwaysawake said:Pssssssst BTW (this is true)...my cousins own the largest chicken processing business in Oregon. So I come from a lonnnnnnnng line of chickens!
LMAO
*plucks a few feathers from your...lower parts*
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OWWWWWWWWWWWW! Sadist! Those WERE attached!!!Sex & Diamonds said:
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alwaysawake said:
LOL
Yes, I know.
I needed more for my pillow !
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Hmmmmmm Has serious doubts about a woman who wants a pubic pillow!Sex & Diamonds said:
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alwaysawake said:
LOL
Everyone has to collect something !
*discreetly throws the pubic pillow out*
I swear ..I didn't realize....
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things that u go hmmmmmmm.....
from chocolate to protein to chickens to feathers to pubic hairs...........amazing how you two can turn a thread around...."munchin on a box of hershey bars" 
munchin on a box of hershey bars
from chocolate to protein to chickens to feathers to pubic hairs...........amazing how you two can turn a thread around...."munchin on a box of hershey bars"
munchin on a box of hershey bars
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Sex? You been looking for that chocolate for as long as I've known you!
The 12-step chocoholics program:
NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces Judith Viorst
Giving chocolate to others is an intimate form of communication, a sharing of deep, dark secrets Milton Zelman, publisher of "Chocolate News"
A chocolate in the mouth is worth two on the plate.
If it ain't chocolate, it ain't breakfast!
There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE
Linda Grayson, "The Pickwick Papers"
"Liquidum non frangit jejunum." ([chocolate] liquids, amongst them, do not constitute a break in fasting.)
Cardinal Francis Maria Brancaccio of the Vatican, 1662
Chocolate: Here today .... Gone today!
Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate! Elaine Sherman, Book of Divine Indulgences
Forget love-- I'd rather fall in chocolate!!!
I never met a chocolate I didn't like. Deanna Troi in Star Trek: The Next Generation
Nobody knows the truffles I've seen!
Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing
Milton Snavely Hershey
A true chocolate lover finds ways to accommodate his passion and make it work with his lifestyle. One key, not just to keeping weight down and staying guilt-free, but also to keeping taste buds sharp (essential for the professionals who evaluate new products as well as judge recipes), Is being discriminating.
Julie Davis of the Los Angeles Times, 10/30/85
Seen recently on a tee shirt ~ EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed, ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.
This guy found a bottle on the ocean, and he opened it and out popped a genie, and he gave him three wishes. The guy wished for a million dollars, and poof! there was a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof! there was a convertible. And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women... poof! he turned into a box of chocolates.
It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man.
Miranda Ingram
All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
Lucy Van Pelt (in Peanuts, by Charles M. Schulz)
Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Chocolate is good for three things. Two of 'em cannot be mentioned on public television.
"Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso." (Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick.) Spanish proverb
Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be.
I don't understand why so many "so called" chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies, 'nuff said.
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. Michael Levine, nutrition researcher, as quoted in The Emperors of Chocolate: Inside the Secret World of Hershey and Mars
I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.
Put the chocolate in the bag and nobody gets hurt.
A day without chocolate is a day without sunshine.
Life without chocolate is like a beach without water.
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?
I am a serious chocoholic. For the serious chocoholic, chocolate is better than sex. If you believe that, you REALLY need to meet that special someone who can change your mind.
The 12-step chocoholics program:
NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces Judith Viorst
Giving chocolate to others is an intimate form of communication, a sharing of deep, dark secrets Milton Zelman, publisher of "Chocolate News"
A chocolate in the mouth is worth two on the plate.
If it ain't chocolate, it ain't breakfast!
There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE
Linda Grayson, "The Pickwick Papers"
"Liquidum non frangit jejunum." ([chocolate] liquids, amongst them, do not constitute a break in fasting.)
Cardinal Francis Maria Brancaccio of the Vatican, 1662
Chocolate: Here today .... Gone today!
Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate! Elaine Sherman, Book of Divine Indulgences
Forget love-- I'd rather fall in chocolate!!!
I never met a chocolate I didn't like. Deanna Troi in Star Trek: The Next Generation
Nobody knows the truffles I've seen!
Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing
Milton Snavely Hershey
A true chocolate lover finds ways to accommodate his passion and make it work with his lifestyle. One key, not just to keeping weight down and staying guilt-free, but also to keeping taste buds sharp (essential for the professionals who evaluate new products as well as judge recipes), Is being discriminating.
Julie Davis of the Los Angeles Times, 10/30/85
Seen recently on a tee shirt ~ EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed, ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.
This guy found a bottle on the ocean, and he opened it and out popped a genie, and he gave him three wishes. The guy wished for a million dollars, and poof! there was a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof! there was a convertible. And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women... poof! he turned into a box of chocolates.
It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man.
Miranda Ingram
All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
Lucy Van Pelt (in Peanuts, by Charles M. Schulz)
Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Chocolate is good for three things. Two of 'em cannot be mentioned on public television.
"Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso." (Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick.) Spanish proverb
Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be.
I don't understand why so many "so called" chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies, 'nuff said.
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. Michael Levine, nutrition researcher, as quoted in The Emperors of Chocolate: Inside the Secret World of Hershey and Mars
I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.
Put the chocolate in the bag and nobody gets hurt.
A day without chocolate is a day without sunshine.
Life without chocolate is like a beach without water.
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?
I am a serious chocoholic. For the serious chocoholic, chocolate is better than sex. If you believe that, you REALLY need to meet that special someone who can change your mind.
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Carrie...........
We're talkin Sex n Diamonds here, even tho her hair is red.....she has trouble comprehending anything with the word "chocolate" in it more than two times....kinda like that bird that goes "cuckoo for Coco Puffs'' she's the Canadian Goose that honks till she gets some..........chocolate that is......btw Carrie do you know where she hides her diamonds????? and just how many does the Flockhead have????????lubs ya Red
We're talkin Sex n Diamonds here, even tho her hair is red.....she has trouble comprehending anything with the word "chocolate" in it more than two times....kinda like that bird that goes "cuckoo for Coco Puffs'' she's the Canadian Goose that honks till she gets some..........chocolate that is......btw Carrie do you know where she hides her diamonds????? and just how many does the Flockhead have????????lubs ya Red
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Sex & Diamonds said:I know you took it.
Now give it back.
Welcome to the boards woman. Ya know I love ya.
I still want my damn chocolate back tho.
FINALLY! someone who loves chocolate as much as me!
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SSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOL I dont think you need this book.
http://www.waterhousepublications.com/Food_Cravings/Chocolate.jpg
LOL I dont think you need this book.
http://www.waterhousepublications.com/Food_Cravings/Chocolate.jpg
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Don't make me pull off your legs spiderlady.
Ya know I loves ya.
besides, I think you really enjoyed that spanking......hehehe
Ya know I loves ya.
besides, I think you really enjoyed that spanking......hehehe
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carrie-on said:
Yep ! I do so love to look.....so too speak.
Thanks for all the quotes ! I'm going to have a few of them painted on my car.
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Re: Re: Where the HELL is my chocolate??????
Great to meet you Feistyred!
Feisty...red...and loves chocolate....God...You aren't my sister are you? That would just be freaky !
Feistyred16 said:FINALLY! someone who loves chocolate as much as me!
Great to meet you Feistyred!
Feisty...red...and loves chocolate....God...You aren't my sister are you? That would just be freaky !
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OOOOOOMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN
LOL
Thanks you're the bestest !!!
((((((((((((((((((((HUGS)))))))))))))))))))))))
LOL
Thanks you're the bestest !!!
((((((((((((((((((((HUGS)))))))))))))))))))))))
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Soron said:Fork over a bag of Snickers and I might consider giving you your chocolate back.
OH!!!! That's cheating.
*mutters and grumbles*
First spiderlady and now Soron....Oh that's just peachy.
Is my chocolate NOT safe anymore???
I already gave you one snickers !! Doesn't that count???
*looks really sweet and innocent* (cause there's no smilie thingie that can do it as well as I can)
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What can I say? Arden says I'm full of the devil, anyway.Sex & Diamonds said:OH!!!! That's cheating.
*mutters and grumbles*
First spiderlady and now Soron....Oh that's just peachy.
Is my chocolate NOT safe anymore???
I already gave you one snickers !! Doesn't that count???
*looks really sweet and innocent* (cause there's no smilie thingie that can do it as well as I can)
sweet...yes
innocent....ROFLMAO !!!
