Where's MollyDolly's birthday thread?

[Kylan]

Erm .. that's about it really.

Oh ... Happy Birthday to ... err ... whatishername ..

@>,-'Kylan,-'-,essa'-<@​

 

[artlover637]

I'll add my name to that list....she's such a wonderful friend! She deserves the best wishes of all!

 

[MollyDolly]

Thank you, gentlemen

And do thank Essa for me- and tell her to stop by and say hello sometime- we miss her! <---- those are for her

 

[Kylan]

I'll add my name to that list....she's such a wonderful friend! She deserves the best wishes of all!

Sorry an all that, but you didn't keep this thread (one of mine, I may add) on topic. [waggles finger]

~ Naughty, naughty. Tut, tut.

But, what's worse, is she asked me where her birthday thread was!!

(Caution .. some of the abo .. Ok, Ok .. all of the above may be the truth, the whole truth, and everything but the truth)

 

[Kylan]

Thank you, gentlemen

And do thank Essa for me- and tell her to stop by and say hello sometime- we miss her! <---- those are for her

Creep

 

[MollyDolly]

Sorry an all that, but you didn't keep this thread (one of mine, I may add) on topic. [waggles finger]

~ Naughty, naughty. Tut, tut.

But, what's worse, is she asked me where her birthday thread was!!

(Caution .. some of the abo .. Ok, Ok .. all of the above may be the truth, the whole truth, and everything but the truth)

*laughs* I asked if you returning tonight was my birthday gift- that would have been plenty

Creep

Me? Sheesh, can't a girl double-cheek-kiss a man's woman without being called a creep?

 

[Kylan]

Me? Sheesh, can't a girl double-cheek-kiss a man's woman without being called a creep?

Listen Lady, this thread isn't about you, kay? Now, step away from the PC and breathe.

I'll be right with you after my tea.

 

[MollyDolly]

Listen Lady, this thread isn't about you, kay? Now, step away from the PC and breathe.

I'll be right with you after my tea.

*raises eyebrow*

Where is the REAL Kylan?

The REAL Kylan would have had me fetch his tea!



Pod person!

 

[Kylan]

*raises eyebrow*

Where is the REAL Kylan?

The REAL Kylan would have had me fetch his tea!



Pod person!

Pod Person!!

Oh, but how it wounds me so my chance of getting in with a clique taken away from me due to the inherent lack of intelligence of the femal ... few.

But yet, my minions, do please keep in mind we superior males must show superiority. Yes, my forgiveness knows bounds ...

Have we not all known women in our lifes who go from rape to rape, abuse to abuse, indignity to indignity; their tits welted and bruised, slapped and beaten, their nipples scalded, their eyes tortured by people on the, internet, who have, no idea how ... to use! punctuation?

Let us spray ...

Abuse, cruelty, terror, shame, fear and loathing, bathe Molly in your healing waters and may her wedding turn out like I dreamed.

aMen.

 

[MollyDolly]

Pod Person!!

Oh, but how it wounds me so my chance of getting in with a clique taken away from me due to the inherent lack of intelligence of the femal ... few.

But yet, my minions, do please keep in mind we superior males must show superiority. Yes, my forgiveness knows bounds ...

Have we not all known women in our lifes who go from rape to rape, abuse to abuse, indignity to indignity; their tits welted and bruised, slapped and beaten, their nipples scalded, their eyes tortured by people on the, internet, who have, no idea how ... to use! punctuation?

Let us spray ...

Abuse, cruelty, terror, shame, fear and loathing, bathe Molly in your healing waters and may her wedding turn out like I dreamed.

aMen.

*shudders* Why is it that neither rape, nor abuse, nor indignity, nor nipple scalding, nor threats of welts and bruises is as frightening as the idea of your dream of my wedding! I'm seeing bondage, latex, whips, paddles, and the strangest gift registry ever

 

[Kylan]

*shudders* Why is it that neither rape, nor abuse, nor indignity, nor nipple scalding, nor threats of welts and bruises is as frightening as the idea of your dream of my wedding! I'm seeing bondage, latex, whips, paddles, and the strangest gift registry ever

Hmmmmmm ... why would my dream of your wedding make you shudder, you ask?

Might it be because people delude themselves that as I enjoy fine restaurants, nice vacations, good wine, polite conversation, three or four cars, huge houses, massive biceps, enormous wealth and polite people of good breeding, where as you believe the unsafe word is exactly like the safeword but totally and completely different, that you are obviously inferior to me in some way?

 

[MollyDolly]

Hmmmmmm ... why would my dream of your wedding make you shudder, you ask?

Might it be because people delude themselves that as I enjoy fine restaurants, nice vacations, good wine, polite conversation, three or four cars, huge houses, massive biceps, enormous wealth and polite people of good breeding, where as you believe the unsafe word is exactly like the safeword but totally and completely different, that you are obviously inferior to me in some way?

*nods* And circle gets the square

Now that's the Kylan we all know

*sigh* Just because I enjoy home cooked meals, no vacations, cheap vino, naughty talk, public transportation, a one-bedroom apartment, massive biceps D), no weath, and nasty people doesn't mean you're superior... it means you should share the wealth and culture me

 

[Kylan]

*nods* And circle gets the square

Now that's the Kylan we all know

*sigh* Just because I enjoy home cooked meals, no vacations, cheap vino, naughty talk, public transportation, a one-bedroom apartment, massive biceps D), no weath, and nasty people doesn't mean you're superior... it means you should share the wealth and culture me

You want to share the wealth? You want to share THE WEALTH?! Why, you've come to the right place!

Yes, let me replace your negative and unhealthy thoughts with perversion; your dark and nasty desires with shame filled powerful orgasms that you know you need to be punished for.

YES!! The only one thing you ever need ... so why not buy two?

But wait!!

There's more.

As spiritual leader to the masses my Temple, I, unlike most cults, do not want your money. Yes!! Rest assured the Temple is about the dark, pain filled sexual exploitation of women with humongous wongas only!

Yes!!That's right! Females with huge big fucking tits that can be slapped back and forth may donate their cash and still get all the benefits of cult life!

I, on the other hand, when the shoe is on the other foot, will still need your money.

... to prove dedication ...

... and loyalty ...

... to me ...

... and the cult ...

 

[AphroditeReborn]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOLL!!!

 

[omahaman2]

Happy birthday,Molly
I would do anything to show you how happy I am to
wish you a happy birthday!

 

[JammyJimmy]

Happy Birthday, Molly

May you're energy and enthusiasm never diminish. ​

 

[imnauti]

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh320/djay_greenie/sexy-birthday-pic.jpg

Happy Birthday Molly!
Hope your day and your year are everything you want them to be.


​

 

[Guest]

Happy Birthday

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_spgTnh_RczI/SJTCYme_gsI/AAAAAAAAAyo/olelMUsNKRI/pics+154.jpg

Don't worry, I'll make sure the cake isn't wasted.

Have a beautiful day, week, month and year.

 

[kendra1980]

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p227/ImagesByIjumo/happy_birthday-1.jpg

Happy Birthday, Sweet Woman!!!


I hope it is filled with smiles, and love. ​

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4DEyuugPg



HAPPPY HAPPY HAPPPY BIRTHDAY DOLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[pleaz_me]

Happy Birthday Molly!!!!! I hope today brings you everything you hope for!

http://www.gorillafights.com/photos/14d3ea4064ecc906a8d3d774488815d3.jpg
​

 

[MollyDolly]

You want to share the wealth? You want to share THE WEALTH?! Why, you've come to the right place!

Yes, let me replace your negative and unhealthy thoughts with perversion; your dark and nasty desires with shame filled powerful orgasms that you know you need to be punished for.

YES!! The only one thing you ever need ... so why not buy two?

But wait!!

There's more.

As spiritual leader to the masses my Temple, I, unlike most cults, do not want your money. Yes!! Rest assured the Temple is about the dark, pain filled sexual exploitation of women with humongous wongas only!

Yes!!That's right! Females with huge big fucking tits that can be slapped back and forth may donate their cash and still get all the benefits of cult life!

I, on the other hand, when the shoe is on the other foot, will still need your money.

... to prove dedication ...

... and loyalty ...

... to me ...

... and the cult ...

Kylan, that was the most perverse and fantastic late-night sex cult informercial I've ever heard! If I had any money, I'd probably have called and sent it to you! If I get that $10 birthday check from my Nana, I'll consider contributing

 

[MollyDolly]

Thank you my Goddess, oman, Jimmy, nauti, Kitten (and it even says 21st birthday- I love you! ), K, ali, and pleaz for her deliciously naughty cake

You guys are wonderful

 

[artlover637]

Good Morning and Happy Birthday, Molly!

I hope your day is spent with friends and family and good thoughts and times. And I hope the rest of the year brings you all the happiness you deserve! ​

 

[MollyDolly]

Good Morning and Happy Birthday, Molly!

I hope your day is spent with friends and family and good thoughts and times. And I hope the rest of the year brings you all the happiness you deserve! ​

Thank you, Arty Today will actually be spent with reading for class, eating leftover birthday cake or pie, and ordering in lunch And then class tonight- how dare they schedule classes today?