Which death thread author is funnier?

[Cancerballs]

Busybody starts threads and makes similar posts daily and is never warned or reprimanded for his disgusting posts. The GB is now a joke and not a funny one. Its a place where laurel jumps when a select few are offended. Long live the South!

 

[neci]

Busybody starts threads and makes similar posts daily and is never warned or reprimanded for his disgusting posts. The GB is now a joke and not a funny one. Its a place where laurel jumps when a select few are offended. Long live the South!

so report it.

 

[Cancerballs]

so report it.

I have many times, but I'm not one of laurel's pets.

 

[Laurel]

I have many times, but I'm not one of laurel's pets.

Really? I checked and see no thread reports from the user Cancerballs of Busybody posts discussing how to kill other members of this forum.

Maybe you're confused about the word "similar"?

 

[Cancerballs]

Really? I checked and see no thread reports from the user Cancerballs of Busybody posts discussing how to kill other members of this forum.

Maybe you're confused about the word "similar"?

Perhaps it was with another one of my other usernames that you decided to ban for committing the same "offenses". That's okay though, you are obviously oblivious to the hatred put forth by busybody or agree with what he says on a daily basis. I can see how you might miss one of his threads.

 

[girlsmiley]

the parameters for posts are quite simple here. talk of killing someone is a threat. oh no! it was innocent kill talk! bullshit. a load of fucking bullshit, and they both know it.

i can't comment on which was funnier as i missed GS's and don't remember seeing ojo's. they are both whiney babies. i don't laugh at whiney babies.

Oh fuck off.

 

[girlsmiley]

This really happened? Hell, busybody has wished me dead innumerable times over the years. DevilishTexan once told me he hoped I'd be hit by a bus, which I only remember because of its specific weirdness. No one, least of all me, has ever thought to report those as genuine threats or violations of board policy.

There are more brain-dead minions around this place than I realized.

Yes, it did.

Exactly.

I can't tell you exactly why my thread was removed, and neither can Laurel. Still nothing.

I've never seen such a huge and obvious fuck up up by admin since I came here.

And she still doesn't get that.

Nobody understands your stupid shit decision Laurelle!

 

[Laurel]

Perhaps it was with another one of my other usernames that you decided to ban for committing the same "offenses". That's okay though, you are obviously oblivious to the hatred put forth by busybody or agree with what he says on a daily basis. I can see how you might miss one of his threads.

I have no interest in discussing anything in depth with an obvious sock puppet account.

If you want to discuss this further, you can initiate a discussion under your main account - either on the forum or in PMs.

 

[eyer]

the parameters for posts are quite simple here. talk of killing someone is a threat. oh no! it was innocent kill talk! bullshit. a load of fucking bullshit, and they both know it.

i can't comment on which was funnier as i missed GS's and don't remember seeing ojo's. they are both whiney babies. i don't laugh at whiney babies.

Damn! You sure are turning into a wannabe badass all of a sudden...

...not laughing at "whiney babies" now, and demanding other Americans are sent off to war to kill - REALLY KILL - others who are absolutely no threat to you, yours, or our national security at all.

All the while demanding, too, that others protect you and your loved ones because you won't do it because you're some special "healer" or something and it's not your role to get blood on your hands protecting yourself and yours - cause that's a "warrior"s job...

...a "warrior" like Chris Kyle, who is then vilified on this very Board by a progressive pal of yours for doing simply exactly what you demand someone else do for you, and you and your progressive pals don't utter a peep of protest as your progressive pal skewered him live.

Does anyone really need to wonder why so many Americans who refuse to fight themselves, time after time after time after time order "warrior"s to go kill for them...

...and then spit on their killers when they return home?

Saves such wannabes from not only getting the blood of those they demand be killed on their own hands...

...but also saves them the trouble of spitting on who truly deserves it: themselves.

A couple of GBers posted threads about satirical ways to kill other GBers and that's "a load of bullshit" to a badass warmonger like you...

...the very same badass warmonger who demands America start killing - REALLY KILLING - others, and that the very same "warrior" she'll have no problem keeping quiet about as he's vilified later here for what it actually takes to protect her and hers, must get the dead's blood on his hands because hers are too clean to carry out her own KILLING craving.

Tell us, warmonger:

How many will die, or even be harmed at all, because of gs' post?

How many will die, or even be harmed at all, because of my post?

How many hundreds of thousands will die, how many millions will be left homeless and maimed, if you get your wannabe badass KILLING wish you posted about and we go to war against Russia?

Do you actually hold any realistic idea of what going to war against Russia truly means? Do you even fathom how such an act will instantly, severely change virtually everything in the world as you know it today? And that you, yours, and our national security will be instantly in civilization-ending peril?

You are a true fool, wannabe...

...you prove it by demanding the world go to war instead of you just keeping your someone else must kill for me and mine nose in your oxymoronic "fight for peace" crap. And I post "crap" now because I once held hope that your apathetic act was actually sincere, that you would stay on the white side of war, but your warmongering call for others to kill Russians now definitely betrays the black in your heart.

HARK! Corporal RINO Butthurt!

A wannabe badass is being assailed in your very own thread!

Come hither swiftly, ole elderly knight in dull armor, and defend the poor war-mongering peace-fighter from such a "mean-spirited prick" as I!

Be quick and search valiantly once more and bring proof again to assure the entire realm what evil hypocrisy lurks once more among them!

Please, oh please, do it for the children, Corporal RINO Butthurt!

 

[bg23]

Yes, it did.

Exactly.

I can't tell you exactly why my thread was removed, and neither can Laurel. Still nothing.

I've never seen such a huge and obvious fuck up up by admin since I came here.

And she still doesn't get that.

Nobody understands your stupid shit decision Laurelle!

plenty of people understand it. you're just a bit slower than the average bogan, and that's totally OK.

 

[girlsmiley]

plenty of people understand it. you're just a bit slower than the average bogan, and that's totally OK.

No, they don't.

Which brings me to the conclusion you are only here to troll me as usual.

Back to ignore you go.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Is it really that hard for you to understand, little birdie? (no pun intended, of course)...

...I'm saying you have no clue how or what I masturbate to, so you can't possibly have any idea what you're talking about whenever you insinuate you do - like you did.

What makes you insinuate what I masturbate to when you have no idea of that?

Frustrating ain't it when someone dodges and deflects and redirects and doesn't answer the question you want answered? It's a trite tactic I admit but it will take me awhile to get as good at as you are, I'm not as practiced.

 

[eyer]

I don't agree with your decision Laurelle! I think it's stupid!

Yw...

...anything more at all, Girlsmiley, and you simply expose yourself as just as personally butthurt as the poor, old Corporal himself has here.

Seriously: after he defended you so pseudo-valiantly...

...do you really think it's fair to him to hijack this, his butthurt thread by turning it into your own butthurt thread?

No...

...I didn't think so.

Suck it up, bro.

 

[girlsmiley]

Yw...

...anything more at all, Girlsmiley, and you simply expose yourself as just as personally butthurt as the poor, old Corporal himself has here.

Seriously: after he defended you so pseudo-valiantly...

...do you really think it's fair to him to hijack this, his butthurt thread by turning it into your own butthurt thread?

No...

...I didn't think so.

Suck it up, bro.

Fine. That's true, I DO think it's stupid.

Sucking it up.

Going to work.

Have a good one.

 

[neci]

Oh fuck off.

Damn! You sure are turning into a wannabe badass all of a sudden...

...not laughing at "whiney babies" now, and demanding other Americans are sent off to war to kill - REALLY KILL - others who are absolutely no threat to you, yours, or our national security at all.

All the while demanding, too, that others protect you and your loved ones because you won't do it because you're some special "healer" or something and it's not your role to get blood on your hands protecting yourself and yours - cause that's a "warrior"s job...

...a "warrior" like Chris Kyle, who is then vilified on this very Board by a progressive pal of yours for doing simply exactly what you demand someone else do for you, and you and your progressive pals don't utter a peep of protest as your progressive pal skewered him live.

Does anyone really need to wonder why so many Americans who refuse to fight themselves, time after time after time after time order "warrior"s to go kill for them...

...and then spit on their killers when they return home?

Saves such wannabes from not only getting the blood of those they demand be killed on their own hands...

...but also saves them the trouble of spitting on who truly deserves it: themselves.

A couple of GBers posted threads about satirical ways to kill other GBers and that's "a load of bullshit" to a badass warmonger like you...

...the very same badass warmonger who demands America start killing - REALLY KILLING - others, and that the very same "warrior" she'll have no problem keeping quiet about as he's vilified later here for what it actually takes to protect her and hers, must get the dead's blood on his hands because hers are too clean to carry out her own KILLING craving.

Tell us, warmonger:

How many will die, or even be harmed at all, because of gs' post?

How many will die, or even be harmed at all, because of my post?

How many hundreds of thousands will die, how many millions will be left homeless and maimed, if you get your wannabe badass KILLING wish you posted about and we go to war against Russia?

Do you actually hold any realistic idea of what going to war against Russia truly means? Do you even fathom how such an act will instantly, severely change virtually everything in the world as you know it today? And that you, yours, and our national security will be instantly in civilization-ending peril?

You are a true fool, wannabe...

...you prove it by demanding the world go to war instead of you just keeping your someone else must kill for me and mine nose in your oxymoronic "fight for peace" crap. And I post "crap" now because I once held hope that your apathetic act was actually sincere, that you would stay on the white side of war, but your warmongering call for others to kill Russians now definitely betrays the black in your heart.

HARK! Corporal RINO Butthurt!

A wannabe badass is being assailed in your very own thread!

Come hither swiftly, ole elderly knight in dull armor, and defend the poor war-mongering peace-fighter from such a "mean-spirited prick" as I!

Be quick and search valiantly once more and bring proof again to assure the entire realm what evil hypocrisy lurks once more among them!

Please, oh please, do it for the children, Corporal RINO Butthurt!

so, you're an innocent victim for posting about killing fellow posters and i'm a warmonger badass for blurting that perhaps the US should support the Ukraine in the war going on with Russia. gotcha. awesome.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Warmonger with me, baby. I think you'd look sexy in camouflage.

 

[girlsmiley]

Don't roll your eyes at me, cunt.

Like you said. You didn't even see the thread.

So yeah, do fuck off.

 

[neci]

Warmonger with me, baby. I think you'd look sexy in camouflage.

*growl*

Don't roll your eyes at me, cunt.

Like you said. You didn't even see the thread.

So yeah, do fuck off.

 

[eyer]

Frustrating ain't it when someone dodges and deflects and redirects and doesn't answer the question you want answered? It's a trite tactic I admit but it will take me awhile to get as good at as you are, I'm not as practiced.

"Frustrating"?

You're serious, little birdie?

I've been trained since I was 18 by the best the world has to offer on dodging and deflecting and redirecting when I choose not to answer any question someone else wants answered...

...it's definitely saved a lot of bacon over the years, and I appreciate you admiring the skill to such a degree you're moved to imitate me.

Thank you.

 

[neci]

and in the end, we are left with a pansy foot who takes no stance on his own, but calls anyone else out on any words they put to black and white. dodge, deflect and redirect, for nothing of substance is there.

 

[girlsmiley]

*growl*

Thank you for that input.

Run along.

 

[parodyluvr75]

"Frustrating"?

You're serious, little birdie?

I've been trained since I was 18 by the best the world has to offer on dodging and deflecting and redirecting when I choose not to answer any question someone else wants answered...

...it's definitely saved a lot of bacon over the years, and I appreciate you admiring the skill to such a degree you're moved to imitate me.

Thank you.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-2Upy-eh347Q/VL6kRQ7jbWI/AAAAAAABRdk/gksDqS3BF2g/s1600/01-funny-gif-134-bird-playing-tennis-ball.gif

 

[Magnetron]

Where's the button to report the last five minutes of my life being stolen?

J.F.C.

 

[anchoredinocean]

GS taking victim lessons from AJ, that is just fucking precious.

Fuck me did I ever need a laugh like this.

 

[eyer]

so, you're an innocent victim...

Your emotionally-dependent, hyperbolic drama act rendered in your words is old news, neci...

...the very first time I claim to be "an innocent victim" in this world, you're more than welcome to get your progressive pal Corporal Butthurt to dig it up and serve it to you on a self-flattering platter.

Stand-by, Corporal!

...i'm a warmonger badass for blurting that perhaps the US should support the Ukraine in the war going on with Russia. gotcha. awesome.

That's cute...

...but here's what you actually posted:

speaking of putin, i fear it's come to war. i hate war, but the massacre of civilians in the ukraine by russian soldiers has gone on long enough. basta ya. there is no fun in that. he must be stopped.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=65122255&postcount=423

So, I'll ask you again:

How many people can possibly be killed or even harmed in any physical way by my completely satirical post? The priced paid by all humanity? It got deleted from the GB. Oh, the horror.

How many people will intentionally be killed and maimed and left homeless and orphaned if your most serious post calling for war with Russia - "i fear it's come to war...the massacre...has gone on long enough...he must be stopped" - becomes fact as you intentionally desire?

Do you even begin to fathom the amount of lethal military "support" we'd have to supply Ukraine simply for them alone to truly begin countering the vast invasion Russia has already accomplished?

Do you realize that just like Hitler and Poland and Germany, Putin has already invaded, conquered, and completely annexed Crimera to Russia?

Do you really even begin to fantasize that any military support we provide Ukraine won't immediately be met, and at least doubled, by Putin?

Do you dig that Putin's illegal takeover of Ukraine is happening right on Europe's doorstep...

...and they don't want any part of seriously confronting Putin militarily at all, let alone listening to your mongering call for war.

Can you even begin to grasp the the very thing Putin would love to see is exactly the totally politically-limited, quasi-war you're calling for...

...the very same flavor of political quasi-war you progressives always herald as why America is such a cruel, imperialistic nation today?

The only way possible to truly stop Putin as you insist we must now do, is for the full force of America - politically, culturally, economically, militarily - to be waged in constitutionally declared war directly against him. With that, we have a chance to accomplish that primary mission and maybe even get blessed enough to side-step the accompanying overwhelming odds in favor of nuclear war breaking out while we try to accomplish that primary goal.

You deem it's not your role in this life for you personally to actually get the blood on your hands that carrying-out your "he must be stopped" command always entails...

...so, warmonger: you have children, right?

Do you personally also deem that their hands not be bloodied either by your command?

Do you understand that actually going to war to stop Putin will most definitely require the reinstatement of the infamous involuntary draft? Are you even old enough to remember the involuntary draft and the chaos opposition to it caused this great nation? And you know, right, that this time even your daughters will be ordered to go fight and die in the war you're calling for?

What if your children actually want to bloody their hands in fighting for what they believe is right...

...while their mother remains trembling at home, always unsure whether her own children are still alive in the very war she wanted?

If the war you want, indeed, comes to hand, and your children do, indeed, have to fight it for you...

...I pray to God you have the very best Obamacare has to offer, because you're going to need the federal government's full financial support just to cover the meds you're going to need to even try to sedate the soul-tormenting guilt which will surely ensue upon you.

What about the multitude of thousands in Africa who are suffering the same fates as those in Ukraine, and even more horrifically worse fates?

What about connecting over into the middle east? Are Ukraines suffering more than the innocents in the middle east?

Can you share your formula for picking and choosing which "wars" you order your children to fight and die in...

...while insisting your own hands remain free of the blood you call for?