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Ok I'm really not sure but gonna go against the crowd this time and say...

*crosses fingers* :eek:

C. Red
 
Kylan said:
‘s O.k - *blows contents of both nostrils into linen hankie* - I’m sure DirtyBear didn’t mean any malice, - *wipes nasal septum vigorously with hankie* - a man of DirtyBear’s downright upstanding could never be rude on purpose -*stuffs sodden linen into LexieLou’s décolleté* - Thank you, I feel much better. Now, shall we continue? :)

So, you wanton, debauched and glorious child of Hades!! You do admit that you are cleverer than DirtyBear when it comes to tastes of the musical variety!! In actual fact, DirtyBear’s lack of knowledge as to music is indeed proven by his selections on said threads. So, I ask you horrib --- honourable members of the jury, whom would be better placed to cause your angst, alcoholism, addiction to crack cocaine, heroin and, worst of all, your dependence on television reality programmes, other than she whom is prosecuting by defending?! Exactly! Razzb-- No one.

You think he’s clicked that little mental ignore button yet? :-D

So now you say that women like to stroke that lever into gear, feeling it’s smoothness in their hot palm as with the clarity of the damned they glide into the middle lane, their eyes stalking the space in front with intent, their hunger reflected back from the tinted windscreen of an innocent white van, full of children singing “Kum ba yah, my Lord, Kum ba yah,” as they are hurried to church by their god fearing driver. Is there no end to the way you twist words in an effort to turn something innocent into something licentious and sordid? :p

The pink taffeta did look rather fetching, didn’t it? Mind you, I thought the ruby slippers were the real master stroke of the whole ensemble. :-D

Indeed, that great-bearded hell’s angel of the sky took one look at me and moving in a mysterious way, sat on his porcelain throne and uttered “Geeeeeesuss that’s good ...”

All is definitely where it should be with you, aside from the fact you’re to far away from me, which you should rectify -- No need to ever thank me for my advise thought, it’s a matter of principle with me never to let my ethics interfere with my beliefs. ;-)

I feel it’s important to get to know a girls family really, really well. If I didn‘t, however would I know the best relative to kidnap and torture when she files her restraining order against me? :confused:

:rose:
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I knew all you needed was a good blow and you'd be fine again...but you really didn't need to give the hankie back *eewww*

I'll agree that maybe my taste in music is different to DB's...but that does not mean I was more capable of causing angst. In fact quite the opposite because several of the artists nominated were 'before my time' and so I would have had no idea which of them to match up in order to cause the most pain :p

Did I mention I worked in Pharmacy?...I know several contacts in the medical field that I could recommend to anyone who needs help with their addiction problems caused by the music thread...see now if I was to blame would I really be offering to help these poor people that DB has pushed over the edge? I just can't stand to watch them suffer anymore...and if it helps out DB too because, despite him being the cause of all of the pain and for setting me up, I still care for him and I would hate to see him come to any harm at the hands of one of those homicidal maniacs trying to get their revenge

I think he's clicked it so many times he's probably broken it my now :D

They were your words, not mine...and since when do churches transport kids in white vans...sounds more like the illegal trading of child slaves to me...those poor defenceless children being lured in by the offer of a sunday school trip to the beach only to find they may never see their parents again.. :(

They were lovely slippers...straight out of the Wizard of Oz I thought...and then the coordinating ruby tiara and necklace set just added that touch of real class to make the whole outfit simply stunning.

You mean seeing what he had done scared him shitless :p

Hmmm and there was me thinking just being in the same country as you was close enough... ;)

Ah right...so this happens often then?...young innocent girls, like myself, suddenly finding that you just won't give up and go away...instead you stick around and accuse them of all sorts of evil things that just are not in the nature of such good girls...and then it ends up in court ;) :p

:kiss:
 
lexielou2 said:
I knew all you needed was a good blow and you'd be fine again...but you really didn't need to give the hankie back *eewww*

I'll agree that maybe my taste in music is different to DB's...but that does not mean I was more capable of causing angst. In fact quite the opposite because several of the artists nominated were 'before my time' and so I would have had no idea which of them to match up in order to cause the most pain :p

Did I mention I worked in Pharmacy?...I know several contacts in the medical field that I could recommend to anyone who needs help with their addiction problems caused by the music thread...see now if I was to blame would I really be offering to help these poor people that DB has pushed over the edge? I just can't stand to watch them suffer anymore...and if it helps out DB too because, despite him being the cause of all of the pain and for setting me up, I still care for him and I would hate to see him come to any harm at the hands of one of those homicidal maniacs trying to get their revenge

I think he's clicked it so many times he's probably broken it my now :D

They were your words, not mine...and since when do churches transport kids in white vans...sounds more like the illegal trading of child slaves to me...those poor defenceless children being lured in by the offer of a sunday school trip to the beach only to find they may never see their parents again.. :-(

They were lovely slippers...straight out of the Wizard of Oz I thought...and then the coordinating ruby tiara and necklace set just added that touch of real class to make the whole outfit simply stunning.

You mean seeing what he had done scared him shitless :p

Hmmm and there was me thinking just being in the same country as you was close enough... ;-)

Ah right...so this happens often then?...young innocent girls, like myself, suddenly finding that you just won't give up and go away...instead you stick around and accuse them of all sorts of evil things that just are not in the nature of such good girls...and then it ends up in court ;-) :p

:kiss:
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*notes down that lexielou2 doesn’t use tissues whilst blowing. Closes little black book …err.. of justice.*

By you pointing out that DirtyBear is older than you, you prove that he is a docile, passive gentlebear unable of causing anguish. So you yourself show beyond a shadow of a doubt that it is your delicate wrists that should be in leather manacles raising together to an overhead chain-line, pulling you upward, stretching your womanly form out beautifully as your high heel sling-backs slide over the dusty ceramic tiled floor of my … I mean, an abandoned warehouse.

I would like to enter into the records of these proceedings that at that moment we arrived at the motive behind this crime. The defendant who’s prosecuting by defending is obviously trying to keep herself in the gainful employment of ’Bodgit & Scarper’ pharmaceuticals by attacking aged people as they drive down the Internet highway at three pages an hour, gnawing their tongue, gumming and drooling to themselves, “It’s better to be late then dead on time.” As to her ’Homicidal maniacs on the Interweb’ comment, have you ever heard such a flight of fancy? Next she’ll be expecting the court to believe that there’s men on the Interweb whom enjoy committing acts of needless sadism and misogyny against beautiful women. :rolleyes:

You’ve just gave me a vision of a big bear sitting in a cave asking the god of Google “How put personal windows computer hibernate” :D

Well, it’s not children as such in them white-vans. They’re the offspring of scientologists, so perhaps ’androids’ would be a better term. Yes, that’s what they are, little androids off to be reprogrammed into the collective in a resistance is futile kind of way ...

Oh Darling, wasn’t that tiara simply darling, darling? And didn’t that cute little Chihuahua peeping from between his teeth just raise the whole thing to a new level? I noticed your good friend and mine, Paris, was taking notice. :)

Yes, the bearded one thought I was such hot stuff that he gave ‘Chili Con Carnie’ and ’Chicken Vindaloo’ to the world so that everyone could share in the sensation. :p

Oh no, you must move closer to my hunting grou-- home. That black transit of mine costs a fortune in petrol/gas. It’s a hybrid. I’m doing my bit to stop global drowning.

I know, I’m a terrible romantic. I just don’t think that little things like the fingers and ears of loved ones should stand in the path of true love. The romance never ends in court. It normally ends in a mine-shaft some time later, depending on parole proceedings. :p

:D

:rose:
 
skme said:
wild guess F :rolleyes:
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Hey Skme! I like that you've come out of the closet and revealed your actually a Vol's fan!!!! :p





Anxiously waiting for the reveal, DB! ;)
 
OK... here is who voted for what... no more guesses on this picture.

A. (Lady Reiha)
sunbunny3
webbo1

B. (simply subbie)
daddysbadgrl728
FantasySlut

C. (RedHairedandFriendly)
BlueMorpho
butterscotch
lexielou2
rozezwild
Scribbleros
Valkyrie2006
Vampladydi

D. (FantasySlut)
Azuldrgon
BullDawg69
Daizie
elizabeth22673
Essa
Golden Silence
hdlynnette
Kylan
Lady Reiha
molly hunter28
nctoodmc
pleaz me
Razzbeary
Sassyfrass
SecretLove69
simply subbie
SlowRude469
Sprinkles22
Sweet n Curious
trent0553
turtledove

E. (Sprinkles22)
nowgirl

F. (SecretLove69)
Mike2697
RedHairedandFriendly
skme
tolyk


Have you all redeemed yourself after some quite frankly dire predictions? :rolleyes:

The answer.... soon.... :D
 
Seems like it's gonna be a revolution then.... cos despite Scribbleros' efforts to give it away to everyone (for totally the wrong reasons... her beaver is undhaved in the pic and it was sent ages before she did it... but even so..... please note the line in red in the rules.... PLEASE DON'T GIVE CLUES IF YOU THINK YOU KNOW!! You were totally wrong in your assumption.. but got it right you lucky bugger. :p

It is

RedHairedandFriendly ​

Points to: -

BlueMorpho
butterscotch
lexielou2
RedHairedandFriendly
rozezwild
Scribbleros
Valkyrie2006
Vampladydi

lexie joins Razzy at the top :D​

Scores so far: -

lexielou2 - 20
Razzbeary - 20
NorCalMan2007 - 17
pleaz me - 17
hdlynnette - 16
skme - 16
magicalhands - 13
molly hunter28 - 12
SecretLove69 - 12
simply subbie -11
BullDawg69 - 10
elizabeth22673 - 10
FantasySlut - 10
Azuldrgon - 9
Daizie - 9
Essa - 9
trent0553 - 9
DaBears34 - 8
BlueMorpho - 7
Dreamingoflove - 7
Marshal Nash - 7
Scribbleros - 7
CCaprice - 6
DDgirl - 6
Golden Silence - 6
Morrigu - 6
rozezwild - 6
Sassyfrass - 6
Sprinkles22 - 6
sunbunny3 - 6
tolyk - 6
butterscotch - 5
ICR - 5
Sweet n Curious - 5
turtledove - 5
Valkyrie2006 - 5
Vampladydi - 5
BlackWolf65 - 4
daddysbadgrl728 - 4
Kylan - 4
Mike2697 - 4
charmed1 - 3
---E--- - 3
garbage can - 3
nctoddmc - 3
nowgirl - 3
VaGentleOne - 3
Bender Rod - 2
Domsheena - 2
hereandthere - 2
HottieMama - 2
joeys-game - 2
mrtnmoon - 2
MsTexas - 2
NorthernPA4U - 2
RedHairedandFriendly - 2
Slowride469 - 2
Trombonus - 2
webbo1 - 2
asian_princess - 1
DLL - 1
lovin69 - 1
schmoe128 - 1
SheraQueen - 1
Spenser41 - 1
thiscouldbetricky - 1​

Those listers whose pics grace this thread so far are: -
Morrigu, VaGentleOne, asian princess, DirtyBear, FantasySlut, skme, hdlynnette, Marshal Nash, molly hunter28, NorCalMan2007, Sassyfrass, lexielou2, lexielou2, DaBears34, Essa, Sprinkles22, SecretLove69, elizabeth22673, BlackWolf65, pleaz me, Golden Silence, CCaprice, BullDawg69, simply subbie, tolyk, daddysbadgrl728, Kylan, BlueMorpho, molly hunter28, DirtyBear, RedHairedandFriendly

A few rules
I post a pic people send to me (please... I need them to keep the thread going.. male and female ones wanted). The pic is left up for a day or two.... and people guess. All those who guessed right get a point

The person who provides the picture used AUTOMATICALLY gets a point... BUT... they can still pretend to guess... to play with ya minds... the alternates can also guess, as they don't know who it is.

People who it is KNOWN may know who it is.. if they KNOW and PM me, they can get a 'crafty point' by misleading people and voting wrongly.

PLEASE don't give away who it is if you know (or think you do). It spoils it for EVERYONE.


33.
http://pixcastle.com/pic/9947PeXxC/190372.jpg


a. hdlynnette
b. elizabeth22673
c. sunbunny3
d. daddysbadgrl728
e. Razzbeary
f. charmed1​
 
Kylan said:
*notes down that lexielou2 doesn’t use tissues whilst blowing. Closes little black book …err.. of justice.*

By you pointing out that DirtyBear is older than you, you prove that he is a docile, passive gentlebear unable of causing anguish. So you yourself show beyond a shadow of a doubt that it is your delicate wrists that should be in leather manacles raising together to an overhead chain-line, pulling you upward, stretching your womanly form out beautifully as your high heel sling-backs slide over the dusty ceramic tiled floor of my … I mean, an abandoned warehouse.

I would like to enter into the records of these proceedings that at that moment we arrived at the motive behind this crime. The defendant who’s prosecuting by defending is obviously trying to keep herself in the gainful employment of ’Bodgit & Scarper’ pharmaceuticals by attacking aged people as they drive down the Internet highway at three pages an hour, gnawing their tongue, gumming and drooling to themselves, “It’s better to be late then dead on time.” As to her ’Homicidal maniacs on the Interweb’ comment, have you ever heard such a flight of fancy? Next she’ll be expecting the court to believe that there’s men on the Interweb whom enjoy committing acts of needless sadism and misogyny against beautiful women. :rolleyes:

You’ve just gave me a vision of a big bear sitting in a cave asking the god of Google “How put personal windows computer hibernate” :-D

Well, it’s not children as such in them white-vans. They’re the offspring of scientologists, so perhaps ’androids’ would be a better term. Yes, that’s what they are, little androids off to be reprogrammed into the collective in a resistance is futile kind of way ...

Oh Darling, wasn’t that tiara simply darling, darling? And didn’t that cute little Chihuahua peeping from between his teeth just raise the whole thing to a new level? I noticed your good friend and mine, Paris, was taking notice. :)

Yes, the bearded one thought I was such hot stuff that he gave ‘Chili Con Carnie’ and ’Chicken Vindaloo’ to the world so that everyone could share in the sensation. :p

Oh no, you must move closer to my hunting grou-- home. That black transit of mine costs a fortune in petrol/gas. It’s a hybrid. I’m doing my bit to stop global drowning.

I know, I’m a terrible romantic. I just don’t think that little things like the fingers and ears of loved ones should stand in the path of true love. The romance never ends in court. It normally ends in a mine-shaft some time later, depending on parole proceedings. :p

:-D

:rose:
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How come I knew you'd have a little black book...:rolleyes:

Um...I think you got lost somewhere along the way there...you were supposed to be talking about how the court would deal with me should I be found quilty...but you slipped into your own little fantasy there I think...

I'll have you know I work for a large chain of very reputable pharmacies... giving out only the best advice to our customers in a kind and caring manner...providing an impotant service to the local community...unless of course they are a grumpy customer, in which case I'll tell them exactly where they can stick their suppositories... :p

lol...guess we'll see him sometime around spring then :D

Oh I see...so they are children of the Borg...I can kinda see the point of the tinted window and not using a proper minibus then...too much facial metal could be kind of embarrassing.

Well when a bear tries to upstage her of course Paris is gonna take notice...I wasn't sure who looked more scared though Paris or her pet pooch thinking he was gonna end up between DB's teeth too.

Well I'm glad to hear you are looking after the planet...and thanks for the warning about the black transit...if I see it I'll be sure to run, very quickly in the opposit direction :p

I didn't know fingers and ears could stand...guess you learn something new everyday :D

Sounds like a novel way to end the evening...not a 'do you want to come in for a coffee?'...but a 'would you like to see my shaft...er...mine-shaft?' :rolleyes:

And in summing up my case I would like to add just one final quote from the lovely DB himself...with a link as evidence...

DirtyBear said:
b. Even though Lexie did it... please don't blame her.... I'm the Evil Mastermind... ahem.... person behind it all.
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury I rest my case! :nana:
 
I finally got another one right with Red, and I'd hate to go back to suckville...I have it narrowed down to 2...and as tempted as I am to go along with the rest of you...this is so hard...I'm going to say "F".

There...I did it! :D
 
Golly... I'm gonna go with the crowd on this one since I have no clue.

Ms. Razzybeary for me - E.

And whoever you are, Ms. Litster... hubba hubba.
 
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