R Nitelight
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Superman or The Hulk?
Who Has A Bigger Dick?
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DarlingBri
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Hulk, no contest
bluntforcemama
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Hulk! That big green penis... when he was THE hulk... when he grew... oh yeah. Hulk hands down!
R Nitelight
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I don't know.
Following the Seinfeld logic, Superman would have to have a super dick.
Following the Seinfeld logic, Superman would have to have a super dick.
Exactly Nightlight
Why would the power of the yellow sun affect every part of Superman except his dick? He's got super power, super strength, super personality, so why would he not have a super dick? It's just common sense.
However you could argue he's not human. He's from Krypton. Therefore he probably doesn't have a dick.
But the Incredible Hulk doesn't look human either, so he might not have anything hanging there.
Final Conclusion- neither even HAVE a dick.
Why would the power of the yellow sun affect every part of Superman except his dick? He's got super power, super strength, super personality, so why would he not have a super dick? It's just common sense.
However you could argue he's not human. He's from Krypton. Therefore he probably doesn't have a dick.
But the Incredible Hulk doesn't look human either, so he might not have anything hanging there.
Final Conclusion- neither even HAVE a dick.
Dillinger
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Of course Superman has a super dick. Obvious. Super strength. Super hard. Cum would shoot a hole through any babe he tried to fuck. There's a famous story with that premise written by a well known Sci-Fi author that circulated underground about 20 years ago. CreamyLady and SkiBum also wrote a story on that topic here at lit...
BUT - the question is WHO HAS A BIGGER DICK. Superman looks just like a regular person. Same size and all. No reason to believe his cock would be out of proportion HOWEVER the hulk grows to a size much larger than a normal human - so why not his cock as well.
Anyone care to speculate what The Thing's cock would be like?
BUT - the question is WHO HAS A BIGGER DICK. Superman looks just like a regular person. Same size and all. No reason to believe his cock would be out of proportion HOWEVER the hulk grows to a size much larger than a normal human - so why not his cock as well.
Anyone care to speculate what The Thing's cock would be like?
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R Nitelight said:
Super = Strong (able to cum on tall buildings in a single bound)
I gotta go with the hulk...everything else got bigger.
Although I wonder what effect gamma radiation has on a condom.
And more importantly, what the hell does gamm irradiation do to sperm? Might not want to be on the reciving end of that!
Also, I offer She-Hulk.
Before - Plain Jane cousin of Bruce Banner
After - Hot green mama with big Ya-Yas
I'm thinking the Hulk's probably packing...
Juspar Emvan
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The Hulk
Lests consider the 'facts'
Clark Kent played football in High School.
Bruce Banner was a scinetist.
Jocks have small cocks.
Geeks pack surprises.
QED
Although the circumstantial evidence regarding the effect of gamma radiation on the mammary glands of the female of the species may have significant impact on the hypothesis of it's effect on the glans of the male.
Lests consider the 'facts'
Clark Kent played football in High School.
Bruce Banner was a scinetist.
Jocks have small cocks.
Geeks pack surprises.
QED
Although the circumstantial evidence regarding the effect of gamma radiation on the mammary glands of the female of the species may have significant impact on the hypothesis of it's effect on the glans of the male.
LMAO
This is all speculation. If Superman has a super dick and the incredible hulk has an incredible dick, then using the logic applied so far, Spiderman would have a spider's dick, Wonder Woman would have a wonderful dick [huh? say what? who with?], the Fantastic Four would have fantastic dicks [4 each? I don't know ... 4 skins perhaps???], etc. The list is pretty long. This looks like a job for 'The Flash'?
This is all speculation. If Superman has a super dick and the incredible hulk has an incredible dick, then using the logic applied so far, Spiderman would have a spider's dick, Wonder Woman would have a wonderful dick [huh? say what? who with?], the Fantastic Four would have fantastic dicks [4 each? I don't know ... 4 skins perhaps???], etc. The list is pretty long. This looks like a job for 'The Flash'?
Juspar Emvan
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Superman had been horney for three weeks, but no mortal babe could survive a round with his super spermies. Flying around metroplis he noticed Wonder Woman in her apartment window. She was mostly naked and spread out on the bed.
Superman thinks to himself, I bet I can get in there fuck her sweet looking pussy and get out before she knows what's going on.
He races into the building, slams the unsuspecting heroine and ducks out the window as fast as he can, departing feeling very pleased with himself.
Wonderwoman says outloud "What the fuck was that"
The Invsible Man says "I don't know but my ass hurts like hell"
Superman thinks to himself, I bet I can get in there fuck her sweet looking pussy and get out before she knows what's going on.
He races into the building, slams the unsuspecting heroine and ducks out the window as fast as he can, departing feeling very pleased with himself.
Wonderwoman says outloud "What the fuck was that"
The Invsible Man says "I don't know but my ass hurts like hell"
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The Hulk's cock ain't that long......
but it's way fucking wide - looks like yer average fire hydrant when errect.
The cool thing is to watch it transform - from Bruce Banner to the Hulkster - you talk about raging hard-ons!?!
but it's way fucking wide - looks like yer average fire hydrant when errect.
The cool thing is to watch it transform - from Bruce Banner to the Hulkster - you talk about raging hard-ons!?!
Sparky Kronkite
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Oh yeah forgot.....
The Hulks cum?
Kind of like Lemon Merange.
The Hulks cum?
Kind of like Lemon Merange.
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Everyone is forgetting that size doesn't matter. Whether superman or the Hulk is bigger is a moot point.
Superman is the man of steel...that's the important thing!
(now I get to see who the real size queens around here are)
Superman is the man of steel...that's the important thing!
(now I get to see who the real size queens around here are)
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I cast my vote for Superman.
Those of you who remember "The Incredible Hulk" TV show from the early 80's will recall that when Bruce Banner became angry, his eyes began to glow green and he'd emit a low, hulk-like growl, after which he would undergo the terrible transformation into the Incredible Hulk (incidentally, exactly the same film sequence in each episode) in which his muscles of his upper body would grow so much that he would rip his shirt and the next thing you know, he'd be a bright green glowing Hulk.
But what about his pants? If he was equally hulk-like below the waist, wouldn't he burst out of them too? This never happened. You never saw a butt-nekkid Lou Ferrigno kicking people's asses on Friday night TV.
I submit to then that a truly hulkish cock transformation would've caused him to lose his trousers, and the lack of such a loss is conclusive proof of his decidedly un-incredible cock.
Thank you for your kind consideration.
O.
Those of you who remember "The Incredible Hulk" TV show from the early 80's will recall that when Bruce Banner became angry, his eyes began to glow green and he'd emit a low, hulk-like growl, after which he would undergo the terrible transformation into the Incredible Hulk (incidentally, exactly the same film sequence in each episode) in which his muscles of his upper body would grow so much that he would rip his shirt and the next thing you know, he'd be a bright green glowing Hulk.
But what about his pants? If he was equally hulk-like below the waist, wouldn't he burst out of them too? This never happened. You never saw a butt-nekkid Lou Ferrigno kicking people's asses on Friday night TV.
I submit to then that a truly hulkish cock transformation would've caused him to lose his trousers, and the lack of such a loss is conclusive proof of his decidedly un-incredible cock.
Thank you for your kind consideration.
O.
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