Who has the prettiest ass?

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LikeToLurk said:
LOL

My lovely lady's ass...

mmmmmmmmmm, very sweet...

onr more and i'm off to the bed with mr. starfish!
 
I love my girl's ass.
 
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pinkstarfish said:
mmmmmmmmmm, very sweet...

onr more and i'm off to the bed with mr. starfish!

now thats an ass id like to sink my teeth into...

among other things;) :rose:
 
RawHumor said:
Beautiful ass, but something's missing... ah yes, I know - a bright red hand print.
:devil:

hahaha....... yes it does...

hubby was getting into it last night... just biting my nipples, and making me writhe and squirm and moan...

no spankings ......... yet.;)
 
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pinkstarfish said:
mmmmmmmmmm, very sweet...
one more and i'm off to the bed with mr. starfish!

Wow Pinkie you have a 'Star' above you door! Very fitting;)
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CybrJoe20 said:
now thats an ass id like to sink my teeth into...

among other things;) :rose:

you horny boy you......;) :devil: :heart:
 
pinkstarfish said:
hahaha....... yes it does...

hubby was getting into it last night... just biting my nipples, and making me writhe and squirm and moan...

no spankings ......... yet.;)

There's hope for you (and him) yet!
:D
 
WELL IM AN ASS MAN

now this is a thread worth bein on
pink starfish i could worship ur ass for hours
jennxx rear door heaven
ss41 ur woman has a backside to die for
but the ass du jour has to go to ....
the woman who put her ass on here first
 
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pinkstarfish said:
you horny boy you......;) :devil: :heart:

yes, yes i am a horny boy. you should know that after seeing all the pics on my thread;) :devil:
 
Re: WELL IM AN ASS MAN

daancient1 said:
now this is a thread worth bein on
pink starfish i could worship ur ass for hours
jennxx rear door heaven
ss41 ur woman has a backside to die for
but the ass du jour has to go to ....
the woman who put her ass on here first


:kiss: thank you... :rose:
 
u r more than welcome pink

now what does a man have to do
for u to keep them pics cummin
of ur sexy body ?
 
la mariposita and the lost ass

50 years ago a British archaeologist named Oscable Tense made a discovery during a mundane dig in Borneo. When he brushed some loose dirt away with his special loose dirt brushing brush, he saw a faint gleam of gold. A more concerted excavatory effort revealed a large casket-like object. 7 feet long and 3 feet wide, it took some 30 men to haul it out of the pit with ropes and pulleys. When it was finally at rest on the campground, Tense became enamoured of the gold inlay that decorated the case. Elaborate designs grew freely along the top and sides, set with precious stones and embellished by ancient text the diggers could not decipher. Drawn by the golden allure, tense rubbed his hands across the glimmering ornamentation and solid wood lid that, somehow, had remained in tact.
With the first gentle strokes of his fingertips across the case it began to slowly open of its own accord. When at last the ancient hinges creaked to a close, the explorers set eyes on a most splendid treasure. Resting on a pillow of red velvet that lined the interior of the chest was the roundest, softest, most sensuously perfect ass any of the men had ever seen. One digger, notable for his skill at hauling and little else, reached out to pinch the firm cheek before Tense snatched his hand away and scolded him as a fool.
"You simpleton, can you not read?" For there scrawled upon the velvet in a lustrous gold ink were the words: BEHOLD THE ASS OF LA MARIPOSITA DARE NOT TO LAY ONE FINGER UPON THIS TREASURE OF THE FLESH LEST IT END YOUR DAYS.
The men stood admiring the ass for hours before Tense closed the chest and ordered it sealed away in a private tent, with guards posted at all hours. The excavation began 3 months earlier with full 50 men. After one night, the ass had claimed 35 of them. The first guards were also the first victims, each found with their lips pressed tenderly to the ass; dead in an apparent state of pure bliss. More died by a simple stroke of a hand against the rosy cheek. The entire dig ended days later when Oscable Tense was the only man who had not succumbed to the fleshy temptation.
Weeks later at the British Museum, Tense stood and watched as two eunuchs installed the ass in a glass case. Just before the lid was sealed and the air removed by vacuum, Tense leapt forward, threw open the glass and lovingly licked the right cheek from top to bottom. Almost as quickly his body stiffened and he fell on the floor. Before he died those present could hear him whisper, "Oh, what bliss...oh, what Heaven!"

= tt

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Tastytooter said:
50 years ago a British archaeologist named Oscable Tense made a discovery during a mundane dig in Borneo. When he brushed some loose dirt away with his special loose dirt brushing brush, he saw a faint gleam of gold. A more concerted excavatory effort revealed a large casket-like object. 7 feet long and 3 feet wide, it took some 30 men to haul it out of the pit with ropes and pulleys. When it was finally at rest on the campground, Tense became enamoured of the gold inlay that decorated the case. Elaborate designs grew freely along the top and sides, set with precious stones and embellished by ancient text the diggers could not decipher. Drawn by the golden allure, tense rubbed his hands across the glimmering ornamentation and solid wood lid that, somehow, had remained in tact.
With the first gentle strokes of his fingertips across the case it began to slowly open of its own accord. When at last the ancient hinges creaked to a close, the explorers set eyes on a most splendid treasure. Resting on a pillow of red velvet that lined the interior of the chest was the roundest, softest, most sensuously perfect ass any of the men had ever seen. One digger, notable for his skill at hauling and little else, reached out to pinch the firm cheek before Tense snatched his hand away and scolded him as a fool.
"You simpleton, can you not read?" For there scrawled upon the velvet in a lustrous gold ink were the words: BEHOLD THE ASS OF LA MARIPOSITA DARE NOT TO LAY ONE FINGER UPON THIS TREASURE OF THE FLESH LEST IT END YOUR DAYS.
The men stood admiring the ass for hours before Tense closed the chest and ordered it sealed away in a private tent, with guards posted at all hours. The excavation began 3 months earlier with full 50 men. After one night, the ass had claimed 35 of them. The first guards were also the first victims, each found with their lips pressed tenderly to the ass; dead in an apparent state of pure bliss. More died by a simple stroke of a hand against the rosy cheek. The entire dig ended days later when Oscable Tense was the only man who had not succumbed to the fleshy temptation.
Weeks later at the British Museum, Tense stood and watched as two eunuchs installed the ass in a glass case. Just before the lid was sealed and the air removed by vacuum, Tense leapt forward, threw open the glass and lovingly licked the right cheek from top to bottom. Almost as quickly his body stiffened and he fell on the floor. Before he died those present could hear him whisper, "Oh, what bliss...oh, what Heaven!"

= Aaron Block

https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=5518151

Lmao...you're hilarious, but you know that don't you?

Thanks hon, that was really sweet. :rose: :kiss:
 
pinkstarfish said:
la mariposita does have a beautiful body. most defiantely.

:heart: :heart: :heart: -- pinkie

Thank you, Pinkie.

I think I have mentioned how lovely I found you as well. :rose:
 
If we're show off asses!

Check out the sweet chaotic ass of my wife Miss Chaos!!
 
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