Who here is actually the person in their avatar?

[Slave Master]

oui

Katie

 

[Artfan2]

Yes, it's me.

 

[omgitselaine]

Tis ...... I

 

[DesEsseintes]

I am, for what it's worth, though the blond hair is from a bottle.

 

[firefighterscott]

Yes its me

 

[Ragingbull]

*****

 

[MadRose]

It's a part of me and a real live lizard!

 

[Leigh81]

It's me

L

 

[ImagineMe2]

It is not me, I have used pictures of me in the past and it always led to some problem.

 

[Dreamscape12]

Yep its me

 

[The_end_man]

It is me

 

[brilliantape]

Gosh . . . I hope it is me. Let me check . . . .



Yep, that's me.

 

[Hundojoe]

It's really me in my profile pic ---->

 

[Henry]

its me.

 

[Beck31]

Me. Thats my dick showing.

 

[Fierywhore]

'Tis I

 

[SpoiledRedhead]

They have all been me, but this one was taken today.

 

[ShyGuy1855]

Not I (if you couldn't tell), I'm a little shy.

 

[Slave Master]

C'est moi

Katie

 

[jameslewis]

C'est moi

Katie

And so beautiful! Love to be able to make her quit smiling and bite her own lips with intense pleasure.

 

[KinkyLOVE]

How VALID is your memory?

Since my avatar is a drawing NOT a photograph! Slightly different criteria will obviously apply? AT THE TIME it was made & posted here on Literotica over a decade ago: YES! It was 100% accurate portrayal of my BDSM soul as expressed in relationships with my lovers: Scott, My English MASTER. (You can read poetry we wrote together & my sonnet about his cock in my writings elsewhere on Literotica.com as well as @ DeepUndergroundPoetry.com.) & David, U.S. Navy SEAL deep sea diving instructor, who shared a love for Oriental martial arts with me, which we chronicled together, & he published as Kozure Okami (Lone Wolf)
Time passes & we change. I've got a new lover & lost touch with Scott years ago. David's retired, moving first to Hawaii trying & failing to repair relationships with his Korean bar-girl ex-wife & their wayward daughter then moving on to a more satisfying lifestyle riding his motorcycles to various rallies throughout the American mid-West of the sort where Mean Gene Kelton and the Die Hards used to sing, "My Baby Don't Wear No Panties." [ http://youtu.be/oVw-ci1Yrfw ] before he sadly died after I re-wrote his Wikipedia page for him and e-mailed his wife to ask her to donate a suitable photo to Wiki commons. I was gonna meet him that year, but his bus collided with a busload of nymphettes [High School Cheerleaders] on the way to a Hell's Angles rally. You can look all this up in Wikipedia, I should know, I'm an editor. You can't MAKE THIS KIND OF STUFF UP... Truth is indeed STRANGER than fiction. LOL Gotta go.. Alarm just rang... I've got to go FIGHT in a GW... More later? LOL
So, besides changing lovers, my current one's a Samurai [Here's a photo of our family's 400-y-o armour: http://twitter.com/LICKgsCookies/status/459154792951320577/photo/1 ] I've also become a Buddhist, Jesus still lives in my heat as a re-incarnation of Gautama Siddharta, been banned from FarceBoobs a baker's dozen times for having too many friends that speak too many languages. Is it my fault if I'm a cunning linguist who can flirt in more languages than FakeBook's BOTS have been programmed to accept?
Languages I can Flirt in:
1) 妳要不要吃我媽？ How about a little oral sex?
2) Voulez Vous Coucher Avec Moi, Chéri? http://youtu.be/EVG0cpxc2zE
3) De me fotos de unas chicas guapas por favor? Send me pics of some , please?
4) बानचोदे or لاشىؤاخيث (NB. These are basically the same language written in different directions.) An insult to Hindus, butt just monkey business as usual for Moslems, this means being W_A_Y too friendly with your sister.
5) Ich glaube du bist ZHER Geiler, nicht wahr? Quite the little Perv., ain't cha?
6) 私の舐めたいんですかShall we drop by the Y on 69th. for a bite?
One reason for my multi-lingual flirting is that with languages you either ''use 'em or lose 'em.'' I studied Samoan for 2 years at U.H. with the guy who wrote the only Samoan text book in existence at the time, an ex-Peace Corps volunteer married to a drop-dead beautiful Samoan girl named Mali, who used to pluck a fish from the water when our class would go spear fishing together on the reef off Ala Moana and say, ''Oh, a Tifi-tifi these are delicious!'' Then eat it raw, bones and all, the way you'd pick an apple off a tree and eat it. By the time I got to Samoa i Sisifo [Western Samoa] where our class studied abroad on the Island of Manono [a really cool place where no automobiles were allowed and the only com. link was one satellite phone at the village chief's house. Straight out of Margret Mead's anthropological classic ''Coming of Age in Samoa''] I was fluent enough to flirt with the handsome High Chief's son while the Taupo [Ceremonial Village Virgin] served us lunch, basically ripping off lines from my teacher's final dialog, which he probably had used on Mali, with phrases like, ''let's meet under the moon and make love beneath the banana leaves,'' to the point where the horny Dude ran after our canoe as we left his island shouting, ''Take me with you, I love you.'' [Samoans are kind of impetuous that way. LOL We picked up my friend, Lena Ala, a Hawaiian girl from our class with a waterfall of coal black hair so long she could sit on it, and a moe to'tolo, night crawler who creeps into a fale (house w/o walls) and very quietly persuades a girl to elope with him (If he makes too much noise or the girl screams, the men of the house will chase after him and beat him severely with sticks.) running around completely naked on their personal ''Eden Isle.'' LOL Lena Ala was put on curfew for the rest of the Summer and her Samoan b.f. was banished to Apia.] Anyway, the point is that I can't put together a full sentence in La gagana Samoa today, just remember bits an pieces like: "Si fe'ei, Si fe'ei. Mu lau lama, mu lau lama. E." A song we'd sing while paddling across the lagoon at dawn fishing for octopus with a lure made of shells wrapped with vines to imitate a rat, which they love to eat. Roughly, "Poor fool, poor fool. Grab the bait and die, NOW!" Also. never say, ''Ufa mea'' to a Samoan yokozuna, unless you enjoy looking like road kill. Talofa Lava. [Aloha = Hello & Good bye]
Well, that's about it for my cunning linguistics, except of course for English, which I grew up speaking, Latin I studied for three years in High School, ཏིབེཏའན, which I'm playing around with now-a-days, and emoji But that's not a language... or is it? LOL
Finally, besides becoming a GURU of film criticism, I'm writing LOTS of BLACK HUMOUR THESE DAYS, e.g.
Yeah, Obama's a SHITTY President & disappointing as hell for all those nieve supporters of his that actually thought that a politician would for the first time ever in the history of the entire multiverse keep just a small part of even one of his least significant promises; however, Bar-racked O-bomber did surprise even the most jaded pole-cat-ridicule pundits by breaking 169% of his promises B 4 ever setting is black size 13 feet on the carpet in the Ovaltine office.
Look on the bright side though: Not only are you personally in a position to make a handsome profit by suppling the Black House with a clandestine supply of 2nd grade Klamath Cold (Of course, you'll hold back the premium grade for the pimps, thugs, street walkers and Rotarians that are your most valued customers.) Shipments to POTUS should be personally hand delivered covertly wrapped in brown paper baggies by under covers female agents of the Secret Service, who will 69 with you to disguise their operations, so you'll get a nice lagniappe of quiff and b.j. not to even mention the large denomination payments of counterfeit dollars that the S.S. recycles as a public service. In addition to your good fortune, consider how much better off our entire nation is twiddling our collective thumbs under the reign of do-nothing O-bam-ma than if BUSH were still sitting on our faces. He and his swinging Dick Chained He would by now be well into WWIII, have put the NRA in charge of gunning down pot smokers on Main Street, and made it illigal to have sex in anything besides the Missionary Position once a week on Sunday afternoons after Church in the basement for 2 minutes with the lights out. So I say, GO POTUS O_BOOMED_AH!
Yeah! We're talking here about my old very intimate FUCK BUDDY and frequent over-night bed mate, James McClurg, who I bailed out of Jail that time just a couple of weeks ago during the BIG BUST in Klamath, Oregano (code name for the secret spot) when my dearest friend, practically a brother to me (well except it would be incest if he were my brother, wouldn't it? Oh, was that a supposed to remain a SECRET, James, horny, about our WILD ORGIES?) was handcuffed by some cute police girls of the Klamath VICE Squad, who took unfair advantage of him while he was helplessly shackled to their cell bars and had MULTIPLE ORAL SEX ALL OVER HIM! Ask James! This story is SURE PROOF 'cuz only a baker'z dozen or so of his most intimate friends and the hundreds of customers of his dope dealership plus everyone who saw the raid and all the people who work at the jail house and the reporters from the local TV and radio stations, oh yeah, and the millions of viewers and listeners who saw and heard their internationally syndicated programs and broad-casts, know this ember-assing story... Oops, Sorry, James, didn't mean to let all those WET PUSSIES out of your bag... Shall I go into more de-TAILS about how one one of those cute little horny bitches was squatting on your poor face and bouncing up and down using your nose as a dildo while another, who must have had a HUGE mouth to be able to handle your bar-room-betting-only sized equipment, deep throated U from here to cataclysmic erupt-ernity! You'all know what we're cir-cum-loquating about here, so I'll spare you the the sordid de-tails of squirting orgasms, repeated ejaculations of rivers of greasy wads floating down to the seaman of Jizm into voracious oral vaginas and all the moaning and groaning that sounded like Saturday Night in a Tiajuanna whorehouse (please DON'T ASK HOW I KNOW WHAT THESE PLACES SOUND LIKE SO WELL!) played on wall-to-wall woofers and super-loud custom made-tweeters designed to blast eardrums fifty miles away mixed with the amplified exclamations of totally satisfied customers in French Quarter Brothels at the height of the World Famous Maxi Graz Erotic Parade and a selection of virgins being de-flowered and forcibly re-strained by rapacious white slavers to serve out lives of sexual debauchery in sultans' harems throughout the African Sahel and an enormous selection of other noisy sex fiends far too depraved to enumerate on just one page here, but you can tell from his innocent-looking photo that I personally took when we were toking a few dozen bowls of Klamath Cold on our way to the afternoon orgy, since the morning orgy that day had been more than usually hectic and we wanted to unwind a bit before screwing and being screwed by a few hundred more groupies and licking so much quiff and sucking so many dorks that most people don't get to eat that much pussy and cock in a life-time of wet dreams what a nice, fun loving pussy eating regular sex fiend type of guy he is, right James, old pal? Tell them that EVERY WORD IS GOSPEL TRUTH! (Or I'll send my personal HIT squad over to refresh your memory, so u NEVER remember anything incorrectly again, c?)
ALSO, I've granted myself a Ph.d in Cyber-sexual Transactional Engineering Analysis from Underground University [@ U.U. we design courses 4 ourselves w/o interfering thesis advisors, who only get in the way and promote their own interests. Also, having NO buildings, faculty, staff, campus, library, or any facilities except your imagination save all sorts of expenses, time & red tape. Once our degrees are officially recognised this revolutionary concept will transform today's stodgy educational morass into a fairyland of grace and delight.

Here's a few notes from my thesis and a BOT test I designed:

^.^ NOTES example: ''Proposition IX: In all the formal systems referred to in Proposition VI53 there are undecidable problems of the restricted predicate calculus54 (i.e. formulae of the restricted predicate calculus for which neither universal validity nor the existence of a counter-example is provable).55"

Extremely frustrating for non-photo expert. I'm NOT a "dumb blonde" as UR no doubt already stereotyping me. I'm a published erotic poet and black humorist, Wikipedia editor, film critic, from a family of genius in both technical & artistic fields ranging from designing the event reporting system to which every sane nuclear power plant on planet Earth belongs through multimillion dollar computer and cell phone companies, e.g., one 23 y.o. college student was recently head hunted 4 marketing start-up Japanese Co., Fresvii’s, powerful API platform 4 Cloud enabled games to interact 4 app developers building the next generation of sophisticated modern smartphone games.[contact@fresvii.com] PM me with UR e-MALE from http://tiny********/STRAIGHT-2-ME-69 if U have doubts, & I'll fe-mail U a reply so erotically ORGASMIC your brains will SEX-plode out your ears! Although my major talent is Cunnilinguistics & I've granted myself a Phd. in Eroticmethodlogy of Cybersexual Engineering Analysis from Underground University (Our ground breaking elimination of all the time, red tape and expense involved with buildings, faculty, and other needless crap could revolutionize education, so remember U saw it here first - unless U know Valerie Wilkinson, the genius member of our family I ripped it off from.) Now, I'm no math genius like my cousin, who created a new field of group theory now used to analyze Wikipedia's readership, u.s.w., butt in J.H.S. I Learned German, so I could read Kurt Gödel's "Proposition IX: In all the formal systems referred to in Proposition VI53 there are undecidable problems of the restricted predicate calculus54 (i.e. formulae of the restricted predicate calculus for which neither universal validity nor the existence of a counter-example is provable).55" in the original, since I BELIEVED no one understood it well enough to translate it properly. Kurt Gödel's Proof that Mathematics is Inconsistent or Incomplete: "1931, Über formal unentscheidbare Sätze der Principia Mathematica und verwandter Systeme, I. Monatshefte für Mathematik und Physik 38: 173-98." Here's a simplified English translation with much easier symbols: http://tiny********/Easy-Proof Yet that's STILL a bit HEAVY going for UR average reader? In JHS I could boil all those pages down to: Math is crap! Proof? Gödel wrote the Liar's Paradox: "I'm a liar." as a formula. (This is the tricky part requiring boring metamathematical logic, so we'll skip it.) This paradox can NEVER be proved or math would be INCONSISTENT [crap] so math is INCOMPLETE [crap] Q.E.D.
BOT TEST:
[ Let me know what you think if you're a human and not a BOT! (Human's should easily pass the Turing Test. Look that up in Wikipedia if you're one of the non-nerds who's not totally familiar with computer trivia, and write me a short, not over 100,000 words, essay proving that this as not a simple transformation of Gödel's Incontinence Theorem [ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proof_sketch_for_Goedel's_first_incompleteness_theorem ] with footnotes complaining about how much
meta-mathemeticians are always disrespecting logicians, like:
MM to L: "Yo, Cinga to Madre!"
L to MM: "Lo siento mucho, pero yo no intiendo Espanyol."
MM to L: "Tu Madre tiene leche caliente!"
L to MM: "Volez Vous Cocher Avec Merde?"
UND SO WEITER!) <--- No BOT could even unravel these clues! Maybe you should use this instead of Captua®? Always gives me eyestrain. I'm sure BOTS are much better at deciphering those images than humans. LOL ]

So, back to the question that sparked this autobiographical reverie: Is my avatar a TRUE picture of my soul? Herein lies buried a philosophical quandary since our souls evolve as we make our spiritual journeys, hopefully in the right direction, so is a portrayal that WAS 100% accurate a decade ago, & is thus as good a record as one could hope for of that part of my soul's progress, still valid today? My reply is a counter question: How VALID is YOUR MEMORY? LOL

 

[ElijaRDC]

'Tis me.

 

[Belle_Nuit]

I have a pic I really want to put up of me for my avatar, but still working on those 100 posts

 

[Carolinaguy75]

Somewhat new here and just hit 100. How do I add an avatar? Thanks

 

[ShyGuy1855]

Me => http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=57597803&postcount=14