who humps the best?

[Dixon Carter Lee]

"The Bomb" means "The Best". Now, tell me if you like eggs scrambled or fried and I'll tell you which kind of girl gives the best hand jobs in airplane rest rooms -- domestic flights only.

 

[Lasher]

Does that mean "blow", or "blow"....?

whereas girls whose names start with the letter "M" blow

If blow means what I think it does, DCL, I know one 19 yr old former virgin who's not gonna be too happy when she sees that.

 

[Endlessly]

*refuses to comment on anything else in the thread*

*Snickers*

Dixon, I like my eggs poached. What does that mean?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I think it means you like to be taken illegally.

 

[Endlessly]

LMAO!

Owwwwww.. Dixon, that pun physically HURT me to read..

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Sunny side up

oh whew *wiping my brow* ... i am the bomb .. that is good yeaaaaaaaaaaaa! .. damn that was close .. i was really starting to think i was a bad lover .. man i'm lucky my name starts with a vowel ..

i am rather tarty bout my eggs dear .. i eat them any old way .. and like them all .. lol

 

[Endlessly]

Think women who like their eggs benedict will cheat on their guys more?

Reminds me of a quote..

"How do you like your eggs?"

"Unfertilized."

 

[Siren]

DCL ....I 'm not a vowel...can I still be your BOMB?

 

[Gaucho]

Siren, of all the bombs in all the world, you are the bombiest! Or is that bomb-best? And you can poach me anytime.

P.S. Fuck! (I just had to add that)

 

[Shylady]

Well i think dee_cole is just an idiot and i would skip over future threads of his except....then i wouldn't be entertained by the rest of you!
Dixon i am sending you my doctor's bill cause i think i hurt something laughing so hard.

 

[Angelique]

Hey Dixon...do I get a bonus for having a name that starts with an "A"? *wink*

Oh, and I like my eggs sunny-side-up...care to show me your sunny side honey?

 

[Enigma777]

Re: Touchy, touchy, touchy

you may want to skip over my future threads.

I took him 10 posts, but he finally said something intelligent.

 

[Siren]

Oh Gaucho...hehehehe --Poaching is not allowed

 

[Gaucho]

Re: Oh Gaucho...hehehehe --Poaching is not allowed

Honey, if I am the bombiest of all bombs...then no airplane bathrooms for you and me baby.....

P.S. FUCK (Ummmmm, oh yes, add it every time.....)

Awwwwww! No airplane bathroom sex? I mean, this thread is getting pretty shitty.

FUCK!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Bombs away!

well Siren dear .. you cannot be a bomb luv .. only vowel girls are the bombs BUT i noticed dixon did not say what S girls were .. so he will have to name your type dear ..

oh i see endlessly .. you like eating your eggs with *snickers* bars? lmao (hey i think you can buy snickers round the world .. maybe)

and you must clarify dixon dear what you mean by domestic flights .. does canada count *oh please dear god let it count .. the canadians have their fingers crossed.*

and i must say you people use funny slang expressions .. the bomb?? WTF lmao .. and also that fat chronic blunt thing .. geez .. i feel so blonde around you guys .. and also i thought cleveland rocked .. go figure

oh and Angie luv .. we vowel girls get bonuses???? man i am lucky you are in the vowel girl union ..

 

[Shylady]

omg ewwwwww he emailed me saying he was the best hump!

apparantly i will need to use my email block for the first time ever.

ummm dixon how about if your name starts with 'S'?

 

[Lasher]

I wanna see it!

Ya know there's nothing to keep you from copying and pasting that email in to a post so we can all feel the love, LMAO....

I think it would benefit us all if you would share with the group, Shylady.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Yeah, shylady, don't let the chain of love end with you.

 

[Shylady]

lol lasher well it was just that one line

I hump the best *shudder*

 

[Svedish_Chef]

You do?

 

[Gingersnap]

Shy I know someone who will perform a ritual cleansing of your computer if you like. YUCK what a big pustule he is.

 

[Shylady]

Ginger i might just take you up on that offer *giggling* and chef i was quoting the idiot that started that post
*grin*

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Sure you were dear... but can I find out?

 

[Thumper]

Hump???

Don't know about humpin...but I Thump the best!

 

[Guest]

Thump me baby one more time!