Who Is A Bigger Dick?

[Laurel]

Clint Eastwood or Jack Nicholson?

Discuss.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

hmmm

Jack, but that doesn't mean I don't think he's a better actor with better films to his name.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

The good, the bad, and the ugly

wellllll neither of them are ugly ... actually both of them are pretty sexy for old guys, n'est-ce pas? ... lol ...

i think i would fuck them both ...

but yea Jack is the bigger dick for sure ... he is a little devil ...

i wonder if he has a bigger dick than Clint too ... well i would volunteer to find out ... for the good of all literotica members of course ...

 

[Merelan]

What a wonderful person you are. To ummmm sacrifice yourself that way. Do we get to find out about Sean Connery? Antonio Banderas? I would help too you know. For the sake of education of course.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

What? No Charlie Bronson?

Examples of male hormones run amuck?

These older Neanderthal/Troglodyte types not sensitive enough for you? Hi-foreheads? Thin lips? Squinty eyes? Thinning hair? Tits bigger than yours?

Hell....

My hunch is that Manu pumps iron every morning just before sunrise - a quart of black coffee w/3 shots of Jack Daniel's in it. He then trudges to breakfast where he demands of you a T-bone (rare) and 3 runny eggs, even the white is runny. He chases all that protein with V-8, Stohlie and Miller Light.

Then still sweaty from his work-out he hauls yer ass into a cold shower and does you from the rear in - 3 minutes.

He gets dressed (just a pair to 3 day old boxers) and goes to work downstairs tweaking the system.

He doesn't say much all day. And in the evening - when he relaxes after a hard day of tweaking - with a 5 finger tumbler of J&B on the rocks - he watches re-runs of McGuyver and Dan Tanna, passes out in his tattered Lazy Boy (with the cooler built it but it's broken so he makes you pack ice in it) - he sleeps, wakes and the day starts anew.

Over and over again and again.

It seems to me, he's a genuine sensitive sort of bloke. A normal guy - just like Clint, Jack and Charles.

Ah babe? The life of luxury you lead - we're all so jealous.

 

[Ally C]

Superman

 

[Ally C]

Or possibly the Incredible Hulk. I get confused ...

 

[Juspar Emvan]

LMFAO

 

[Dillinger]

Read the title of the thread, people. Its not Who Has a Bigger Dick its Who IS a Bigger Dick.

 

[Mistress]

Jack Nicholson

Which is why he kicks ass! I love the guy...


Here's....Johnny!

 

[Todd]

Clint Eastwood or Jack Nicholson?

Discuss.

What I didn't make the list?

 

[LordMagicMan]

I'd have to vote for myself on this one.. not a thing i like to do most of the time but i can be a real prick. get the pun? oh boy ineed more sleep

 

[Deborah]

Todd, I think the question implied that the guy with the biggest dick uses it.

I do believe Jack Nicholson has the biggest dick. I saw the Howard Stern show on E! about six months ago where this chick, mid-twenties, gorgeous, is on saying she had sex with Jack Nicholson, Nicholas Gage, Charlie Sheen and other celebrities and that Jack was the biggest. I think her name may have been Jennifer something but I can't rememember. Not a call girl, some rich babe in Beverly Hills or Hollywood or someplace like that who has nothing better to do but fuck stars.

 

[LordMagicMan]

I wanna get the job of fucking all the female stars... where do i apply?

 

[Deborah]

Right here, silly boy. What's your credit card number?

 

[Beaker]

Well he did ask about getting fucked by females...

Oh and Clint is the bigger dick

 

[Laurel]

Re: What? No Charlie Bronson?

Examples of male hormones run amuck?

These older Neanderthal/Troglodyte types not sensitive enough for you? Hi-foreheads? Thin lips? Squinty eyes? Thinning hair? Tits bigger than yours?

Hell....

My hunch is that Manu pumps iron every morning just before sunrise - a quart of black coffee w/3 shots of Jack Daniel's in it. He then trudges to breakfast where he demands of you a T-bone (rare) and 3 runny eggs, even the white is runny. He chases all that protein with V-8, Stohlie and Miller Light.

Then still sweaty from his work-out he hauls yer ass into a cold shower and does you from the rear in - 3 minutes.

He gets dressed (just a pair to 3 day old boxers) and goes to work downstairs tweaking the system.

He doesn't say much all day. And in the evening - when he relaxes after a hard day of tweaking - with a 5 finger tumbler of J&B on the rocks - he watches re-runs of McGuyver and Dan Tanna, passes out in his tattered Lazy Boy (with the cooler built it but it's broken so he makes you pack ice in it) - he sleeps, wakes and the day starts anew.

Over and over again and again.

It seems to me, he's a genuine sensitive sort of bloke. A normal guy - just like Clint, Jack and Charles.

Ah babe? The life of luxury you lead - we're all so jealous.

LOL! That's the scariest thing I've ever read (except for the shower part).

 

[KillerMuffin]

Jack Nicholson IS the bigger dick. Why? He did the shining of course. Clint Eastwood IS the littler dick because he did those gratis commercials to beg for Christina Williams' life. Poor thing.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Re: Re: What? No Charlie Bronson?

[QUOTE

Then still sweaty from his work-out he hauls yer ass into a cold shower and does you from the rear in - 3 minutes.

Ah babe? The life of luxury you lead - we're all so jealous.

LOL! That's the scariest thing I've ever read (except for the shower part). [/QUOTE]

The shower part should be the scariest...

"Not the shower scene... noooooooo"

 

[Siren]

From the title I thought it was a thread about the Bush Guys....