Who the hell are "they"?

I've long suspected that in my sleepwalking episodes... I am one of they.
 
It has been theorized that 'in-law' is a recognizable form of they.
 
They are:

unreachable scientists: (often purported to be from some slavonic country or other that is virtually uncheckable.)

do lots of polls. (shereads might be a they)

everyone except who you're speaking to/about. (They all know who they are)

inside sources or close friends (more often than not, the other lazy journalist sat opposite at 10 minutes before deadline)
 
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