Who wants to fuck Xander?

[SimplySouthern]

*SLIDES IN ON HER HEELS*


Am I too late?

Who can't use some sex?

I can.. me me me. Pick me. Do I at least have a chance at being last?

 

[Guest]

Cheating on my already Xander? lol Damn, where the hell is Ravenloft when I NEED him? lol

 

[R Nitelight]

I guess my new 'Who wants to fuck R Nitelight' thread is gonna look pretty lame after this, huh?

 

[Cheri]

Not if you serve some nice snacks, perferably hot hors d'oeuvres and shrimp cocktail, during the wait. Then again I bet CB with bitch slap us all if we'd even think about it.

 

[R Nitelight]

Cheri

Thank you, dear. You always know the right thing to say. I'd like to invite you over to my exciting new thread 'Who Wants More Crab Puffs.'

[Edited by R Nitelight on 10-26-2000 at 02:02 PM]

 

[Ravenloft]

Xander? Xander?!
XANDER!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Jesus Tiggs, you already have my cock! What more can I possibly give you?! Oh and... How is that going by the way? Is the little guy a pleaser?! And... And when do I get him back?! Damn it!!!

 

[Rosebud]

*SLIDES IN ON HER HEELS*


Am I too late?

Who can't use some sex?

I can.. me me me. Pick me. Do I at least have a chance at being last?

you are never last in my book sexy southern...

 

[Alyrahh]

Xander...

Pick me! Pick me!

 

[Guest]

<spreading her legs, digging a lil, and handing Ravenloft his penis back> Okay, I'm done with it. Here ya go hon. Thanks!

 

[Ravenloft]

Finally! Sheesh! *Snatching it back and hugging it*
Did you like the nice lady?

*Mum-mumph!*
*Mumph-mum-mummble-mum-mum-mum!"

Really?! That good huh?!
*Looks up at tiggs and reatatches the little fella...

 

[Guest]

<looking over at Ravenloft with lustful eyes...> C'mere!
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net6/lew.gif

 

[Ravenloft]

Ah! Ooo! Nnnngh! Woah!!!

...

Stay right there, i'll go get you a towel...

 

[Guest]

Oh Mr. Loft....

http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net/angel2.gif


Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander,

LoL!!!!!!!!!!!! http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net4/jump.gif

 

[Ravenloft]

AH AH AH!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
XANDER!!!!!!!!!

*head explodes*

 

[Xander]

Such a wide variaty of beautiful women.......hmmm. Hell I take one of each

Come and get it.....X-Man is READY!!!

 

[Guest]

<Runs...Pounces...Tackles Xander> Woohoo! Ride 'em cowgirl!

http://www.freebackgrounds.com/kit12.gif

 

[Xander]

YEAH BABY YEAH!!!!! Let's ride into the night

 

[Guest]

Do a lil dance, make a lil love, get down tonight... GET DOWN TONIGHT!!!


http://www.freebackgrounds.com/kit12.gif

 

[Xander]

woohoo.

And keep rollin' rollin' rollin' Yeah. Kepp rollin' rollin' rollin yeah....

(A little limp bizkit for ya)

 

[Guest]

Oh Good Lord! Once Ezzie is awake, she'll be all up on it! lol

 

[Xander]

Tiggs....Ezzie will all up on IT??? LOL

and we go for the chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavoured water....Kepp Rollin' rollin' rollin yeah

 

[Guest]

Yes, she will JUMP UP ON IT! lol

 

[Xander]

Damn Tiggs...Are you telling me she'll go for "The Nookie.."

 

[Guest]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Roll-One]

Did somebody call for me, i thought i kept hearing roll.......


oops...my mistake, it was rollin..lol

Oh Yeah...nope wouldn't want to with xander..... don't go that way...lol