Who you gonna dress up as on Halloween???

[Deborah]

Halloween is my favorite holiday despite the fact I don't get days off work like for Thanksgiving and X-Mas. I pass out "Coffin Candy." That's the title of my Halloween story which certainly will be posted before the event or Laurel will be drinking toad's milk.

Hey Expertise, get the outfit right. Black leather mini-skirt. Chastity belt with 4 mini brass and chrome keyed padlocks and nickel plated D rings and rivets. Chain leather halter top which can be worn with or without the bikini bra top underneath. A knee length motorcycle duster makes the perfect cape. Thigh high 4" spike heel boots with the cute little buckle on the back of each thigh and leather lacing. Spiked leather O-ring collars and D-ring bracelets as additional accesories.

Now Expertise, with respect to your coffin, for you I would select the Smyrna. Dove white constructed with 18 guage permasealer. It is a half couch eterna-rest adjustable bedding system. The top is accented with a golden hand brushed finish and gilt highlights. The uniquely designed interior centers on an illuminated grotto, displaying the Madonna, offset by richly tailored pearl white crepe in a classic Normandy design.

 

[TigerClaw]

 

[Rosebud]

I am going as a NUN

 

[Boner James Boner]

Damn, now I can't go as Dracula, can't have two people with the costume on Halloween...

 

[wetneice]

I'm going to be boring and go as a wench from the Renaissance Faire. It's pretty and it makes it look like I have Tits Across America.

 

[Bobtoad777]

I am going as a NUN

can i have pics of that please?

 

[TigerClaw]

 

[Expertise]

Deborah I only fuck with you cause you're a hoot!

But, but, but, dut Deborah....... soccer moms DON'T wear that kind of uhhhhh.... garb.

Nice try on the casket but a ittle over the top for me. A pine box is fine. I'd be dead for chrissakes.

Nice choice on the rifle though hunh?

 

[Deborah]

Butt, butt, butt Expertise ... you can get your "Coffin Candy" in a pine box if you like. Whatever. Just bring your money, honey.

Your wrong (as usual) about the rifle. I prefer my new toy, a Winchester Model 1300 Defender 12 gauge shotgun with the pistol grip. Much easier to hide under the cape and flip and shoot.

 

[insideShiraz]

Ethel Murman???...

How do you Spell that?...

I guess I won't be switching costumes and coming back to Your houses...

Give away Milky Way...

 

[Expertise]

Bad choice Deborah. Sounds like a nice gun but shotguns are tacticaly limiting. No range. Gimme' 5.56 over double O buckshot for most situations any day. Besides the Steyr is a bullpup design thus relatively short and would fit easily under that duster.

How much for de' box?

The pine one, not the one with the chastity belt

[Edited by Expertise on 10-11-2000 at 07:01 AM]

 

[Deborah]

The pine box is $1,000 an hour, Expertise. But you get the "limp dick discount." Talk is cheap.

 

[Expertise]

Casket rentals. Now there is a growth industry.

Sorry Big D don't qualify for the discount, certainly not once rigor sets in.

Oh Deborah, your unending bile and bitterness is so refreshing. What say we jump in your Windstar and go for iced "caps" with Buffy and Muffy ... you know the moms of those darling mid-fielders, then we can go get some Gore 2000 signs for our lawns.

 

[Naked Hunny]

You mean im supposed to dress up for Halloween too!!

Ive been so busy making snickerdoodle's Minnie Mouse costume I didnt even think about me!!Oh well next year!!