Who's who?

[lucky-E-leven]

*echo*

Hey Mat!

Care to tell a lil' ole Texas girl just how the power of the Matriarch should be UN-harnessed?



~lucky

 

[matriarch]

Hey Mat!

Care to tell a lil' ole Texas girl just how the power of the Matriarch should be UN-harnessed?



~lucky

*leaning close, whispering in your ear........*

slowly darlin'........very very slowly.

Care to help me? Those damn buckles can get tricky when your hands are still shaking.

Mat

 

[lucky-E-leven]

*leaning close, whispering in your ear........*

slowly darlin'........very very slowly.

Care to help me? Those damn buckles can get tricky when your hands are still shaking.

Mat

ROFPMSL!!



You do know that if you were ever close enough to whisper in my ear, your hands shaking and your harness needing removed, it would be because we just tag-teamed the hell out of some poor girl, not because you just got a piece of Lucky, right?

~lucky

p.s. Now that I think of it, that's not a half bad idea at all. Wonder where we'd find that poor unsuspecting girl.

 

[matriarch]

ROFPMSL!!



You do know that if you were ever close enough to whisper in my ear, your hands shaking and your harness needing removed, it would be because we just tag-teamed the hell out of some poor girl, not because you just got a piece of Lucky, right?

A girl can hope, can't she ???

~lucky

p.s. Now that I think of it, that's not a half bad idea at all. Wonder where we'd find that poor unsuspecting girl.

Now I'm hurt. Who says she'd be unsuspecting?

Mat

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Now I'm hurt. Who says she'd be unsuspecting?

Mat

Sweetie, anyone on the receiving end(s) of the two of us could never expect the thrills we'll leave in our wake.



~lucky

 

[matriarch]

Sweetie, anyone on the receiving end(s) of the two of us could never expect the thrills we'll leave in our wake.



~lucky

I like the way you think..........sweetie

 

[cloudy]

ROFPMSL!!



You do know that if you were ever close enough to whisper in my ear, your hands shaking and your harness needing removed, it would be because we just tag-teamed the hell out of some poor girl, not because you just got a piece of Lucky, right?

~lucky

p.s. Now that I think of it, that's not a half bad idea at all. Wonder where we'd find that poor unsuspecting girl.

*waving hand wildly in the air*

Me! Me! Pick me!

 

[matriarch]

ROFPMSL!!



You do know that if you were ever close enough to whisper in my ear, your hands shaking and your harness needing removed, it would be because we just tag-teamed the hell out of some poor girl, not because you just got a piece of Lucky, right?

~lucky

p.s. Now that I think of it, that's not a half bad idea at all. Wonder where we'd find that poor unsuspecting girl.

I can think of several..........very easily (or easy, take your pick), and very close.......start the list.........we'll make appointments for interviews.

Mat

 

[matriarch]

*waving hand wildly in the air*

Me! Me! Pick me!

*turning to Lucky, indicating Cloudy*..........see?? Not going to be difficult.....at all.



Mat

 

[cloudy]

*turning to Lucky, indicating Cloudy*..........see?? Not going to be difficult.....at all.



Mat

When's my interview?

Make sure there's plenty of time scheduled for it.....

 

[matriarch]

When's my interview?

Make sure there's plenty of time scheduled for it.....

I was thinking along the lines of a day per candidate. How does that sound ?

Mat

 

[cloudy]

I was thinking along the lines of a day per candidate. How does that sound ?

Mat

It would be sufficient, I suppose, but I could show my true range of talents better with a longer interview.

 

[matriarch]

It would be sufficient, I suppose, but I could show my true range of talents better with a longer interview.

This would only be the preliminary rounds. After the day, we will short list to maybe two..........or if there is an outright obvious leader after the cut-off, we may just instigate an extended initiation for the successful candidate to show off her full range of talents.

I look forward to it.

I'm leaving it to Lucky to devise the first day list of tasks.


Mat

 

[Guest]

I'm up for whatever.

Lou

 

[oggbashan]

I'm up for whatever.

Lou

I think that statement should be tattooed somewhere prominent on your body.

Og

 

[Guest]

I think that statement should be tattooed somewhere prominent on your body.

Og

LOL!

How about if I get a felt tip pen and write it across my bum?

Lou

 

[oggbashan]

LOL!

How about if I get a felt tip pen and write it across my bum?

Lou

I thought it was a permanent state of affairs. Felt tip wears off.

It might make a good epitaph 'She was up for whatever'.

Og

 

[Guest]

I thought it was a permanent state of affairs. Felt tip wears off.

It might make a good epitaph 'She was up for whatever'.

Og

I do like a bit of pain, but I draw the line at needles in my bum.

How about if I use a permanent marker?

I just might have to put that in my siggy!

Lou

 

[Honey123]

can I ask what you guys are talking about?

 

[oggbashan]

Lou,

How about one of those silver letter necklaces? - the ones that normally show the girl's name.

Although 'I'm up for whatever' might end up dangling near your navel.

Og

PS. Those necklaces only seem suitable for names such as 'Ann' or 'Sue'. I've never seen one for 'Ermintrude'.

 

[Guest]

Lou,

How about one of those silver letter necklaces? - the ones that normally show the girl's name.

Although 'I'm up for whatever' might end up dangling near your navel.

Og

PS. Those necklaces only seem suitable for names such as 'Ann' or 'Sue'. I've never seen one for 'Ermintrude'.

Hmmm, that's an option. It could be like one of those medical alert tags.

Lou

 

[matriarch]

can I ask what you guys are talking about?

Hi Honey-bun, go to the top of this page, and read through the silliness between Lucky and myself this morning before I went to work. It should becomes self-explanatory after that.

Mat

ps: I expect to see your name on the application list.....

 

[matriarch]

I do like a bit of pain, but I draw the line at needles in my bum.

How about if I use a permanent marker?

I just might have to put that in my siggy!

Lou

It would also look good on your cv and application form, for 'unsuspecting woman'.



Mat

 

[lucky-E-leven]

So far we've got Cloudy and Lou lined up? Is this right?



Exxxxxxcellent!

~lucky

 

[matriarch]

So far we've got Cloudy and Lou lined up? Is this right?



Exxxxxxcellent!

~lucky

Phew, thank goddess, about time you showed up and did some of the recruiting. I know your methods of persuasion are more effective than mine. Time to get to work on a few more. I started a list........Abs, Honey, Vella, Colly, Doormouse.......*voice trailing off as I hand you a list*.

*looking nervously over the edge of your toy box, eyes widening as I take in the contents, turning to you,* Good god, woman, I didn't realise you had one of those !

I'm glad I'm the interviewee, and not the candidate.

Mat