Why are Americans such prudes?

[BlueTriton]

this bares repeating

too many prudes in this country

anyone else sick of em?

 

[twysted73]

Seriously. It's 2:35 AM, and all I can find on cable television (standard, I don't subscribe to HBO or anything... maybe that's my problem) is reruns of "Boy Meets World" and "The Cosby Show." Well, that and the home shopping network and junk such as that. Why is there no softcore porn? The closest I can get is the "Girls Gone Wild" infomercial on Comedy Central.

And frankly, I'd rather masterbait to the Dave Chappelle Show.

We started this country out with...*sigh* Puritains.

Yeah, the be-shoe buckled, tall hat-wearing bible types who put red letters on attractive women and burnt people at the stake for being different.

So right there we started our long standing tradition of glorifying violance and condemning sex.
Aaaaand *looks around* it seems to still be in effect.

Sorry. *shrugs* Hey, my people *Irish* tried to loosen this place up.
We brought a strong drive for alcohol, parties, music and sex.

Masturbation is always good. And if Dave does it for you, more power to you.

 

[twysted73]

I was wondering . . . so America was settled by Puritans, and that's our problem, right? Then is Australia like way more relaxed? Cause it was settled by convicts.

Yes!! IRISH and SCOTTISH convicts!!


Can you think of a cooler group of people to hang out with then those who enjoy music, drinking...and no underwear?


*damn reposting*

 

[infinity706]

Americans are prudes because . . . well, it's a long story. I blame the Pilgrims.

Too bad you don't get Cinemax (a/k/a Skin-a-max). Lots of cheesy soft-core porn overnight most nights - it's not kinky and it doesn't show penetration or cum shots, but most of the actors/actresses are hot and it's usually enough to get the desperate folks through a lonely night . . . Me, I prefer my collection of movies from AdultDVDEmpire.com.

The pilgrims were somewhat kinky. They "dated" by having the guy stay over at the woman's house. He even got to sleep in her bed, sometimes, even while they were both topless. There were rediculous precautions taken to "prevent them from fucking" though. Some put the woman in a sack. Some put a board between the two. That doesn't sound like they were all that discouraging of sex, though, other than public policy. They did have a law, though, that married couples had a legal entitlement to get fucked by the other one. Yes, there were even some women that sued for the right to fuck her husband.

 

[YourCaptor]

Something is seriously wrong when a visible pubic hair gets you an R rating, but a building going down full of people is PG-13

I think it has something to do with American work habits. Take a break for once, give yourself time to breath. Its like the whole nation is high on amphetamines… ugh, I recommend weed, make it the national drug, that would solve a lot of America’s problems.

Its good to relax and watch time pass, gives you some time to think instead of just react.

 

[Primalex]

Something is seriously wrong when a visible pubic hair gets you an R rating, but a building going down full of people is PG-13

Looks right to me. Teaches them to shave.

 

[YourCaptor]

Looks right to me. Teaches them to shave.

-jaw drops open-

that reminds me of a family guy clip.

Peters a kid, and hes on a field trip to the museum. He asks his teacher, "why did the dinosaurs die"

Teacher: "Because you touch yourself at night"

 

[minx1]

I was wondering . . . so America was settled by Puritans, and that's our problem, right? Then is Australia like way more relaxed? Cause it was settled by convicts.

I'm saying nothing. The fact I was only here 3 weeks before I was burgled (thats not prison talk btw) is a mere coincidence *nods*