Why are you here?

[DeepGreenEyes]

Um, hello, I wasn't the one trying to fleece some poor sucker into shelling out 8 large for a 1530 John Deere, which is worth maybe 3K on a good day.

You sir, are no gentleman!

If you'll recall, that was not just any 1530. It had been used to pull the float that Vice-President Agnew rode in at the Iowa State Fair opening ceremonies during the 1972 presidential campaign. The historical value was off the charts, and the thing was a song.

*strikes dge off my troll experiment list*

*sigh*

Plus, when I mention cookies in talk, I get dirty looks.

Alright. Fine. Big guns. Cookies. What cookies do you want to get back on your troll experiment list?

And who else is on your troll experiment list?

And did you ever try mentioning trying to convince the cookies (presumably vanilla wafers) to try BDSM – slowly – and then, later, spanking them even though they clearly said No, and whether that "crumbling" was ethical despite the chewy, soft limits the cookies had previously established? Didja?

 

[chy_girl]

Perfect.

Glad to help.

*Wonders off adjusting her Wonder Woman underoos*

 

[graceanne]

Alright. Fine. Big guns. Cookies. What cookies do you want to get back on your troll experiment list?

And who else is on your troll experiment list?

Do you know what those on my troll experiment list have to do?

And did you ever try mentioning trying to convince the cookies (presumably vanilla wafers) to try BDSM – slowly – and then, later, spanking them even though they clearly said No, and whether that "crumbling" was ethical despite the chewy, soft limits the cookies had previously established? Didja?

Them cookies my bitches, and I'll do what the fuck I want, and they'll LIKE it.

 

[chy_girl]

Do you know what those on my troll experiment list have to do?

I heard rumors that it involves an anal hook, a tens machine, benwa balls and a bucket of water....

 

[Sir_Winston54]

This thread has officially been derailed.

 

[chy_girl]

This thread has officially been derailed.

That's ok... Keroin helped.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Do you know what those on my troll experiment list have to do?

No. And you don't scare me. With that red-hot...spatula. And those crazed eyes...with the, um...little...swirly cookie irises. Um. Yeah.

Them cookies my bitches, and I'll do what the fuck I want, and they'll LIKE it.

http://files.myopera.com/Zaphira/albums/622225/thumbs/bdsm_cookie.jpg_thumb.jpg

 

[graceanne]

I heard rumors that it involves an anal hook, a tens machine, benwa balls and a bucket of water....

No, I told troll boy that he wouldn't know a gentleman if he bit him in the ass, but now I gotta prove that.

I'm not having any luck finding gentlemen for my experiment, though. *sigh*

 

[chy_girl]

http://files.myopera.com/Zaphira/albums/622225/thumbs/bdsm_cookie.jpg_thumb.jpg

Did that picture come with directions on how to make the little BDSM gingerbread men? That would be totally awesome for any of the potluck gatherings.

 

[graceanne]

This thread has officially been derailed.

Are you intimating that I would have something to do with the derailing of a thread?

Why, sir, I am offended.

 

[graceanne]

Did that picture come with directions on how to make the little BDSM gingerbread men? That would be totally awesome for any of the potluck gatherings.

OMG

*plots evil things*

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

This thread has officially been derailed.

Cookies and antique tractors are off-topic????

I better go read a book and stop picking at this thread or it will become infected.

 

[chy_girl]

No, I told troll boy that he wouldn't know a gentleman if he bit him in the ass, but now I gotta prove that.

I'm not having any luck finding gentlemen for my experiment, though. *sigh*

Yes, our gentlemen are just too discriminating. On the bright side, if we all keep quoting him and putting in the parts he forgets maybe he'll go away. He's still not talking to me....

~sigh~

 

[graceanne]

Cookies and antique tractors are off-topic????

I better go read a book and stop picking at this thread or it will become infected.

Or infectious.

 

[chy_girl]

OMG

*plots evil things*

I really need directions on how to make those. Preferably in a sugar free for too...

 

[graceanne]

Yes, our gentlemen are just too discriminating. On the bright side, if we all keep quoting him and putting in the parts he forgets maybe he'll go away. He's still not talking to me....

~sigh~

Yeah, none of the ones I know of will bite a troll on his ass. They keep talking about germs and dirt, and other stuff! I tried to tell them this is in the name of science, but they STILL won't.

AND they call themselves gentlemen. *pouts*

 

[graceanne]

I really need directions on how to make those. Preferably in a sugar free for too...

I bet someone makes cookie cutters in that shape.

 

[chy_girl]

Or infectious.

Nah, we've all had out shots. Mostly.

 

[graceanne]

Nah, we've all had out shots. Mostly.

Dude, speak for yourself. It took two doctors and four nurses to talk me into a tetanus shot. I refuse to get anything that doesn't require two doctors and a nurse to talk me into it.

You gotta out stubborn me to get needles into me.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Yes, our gentlemen are just too discriminating. On the bright side, if we all keep quoting him and putting in the parts he forgets maybe he'll go away. He's still not talking to me....

~sigh~

I am now curling into the fetus cookie position.

http://www.marieclaire.com/cm/marieclaire/images/mcx-0709-worst-gifts-fetus-cookies-lg-64380568.jpg

And here. Happy James Monroe's birthday, to you and cookiegirl.

 

[chy_girl]

Dude, speak for yourself. It took two doctors and four nurses to talk me into a tetanus shot. I refuse to get anything that doesn't require two doctors and a nurse to talk me into it.

You gotta out stubborn me to get needles into me.

It happened during cafe-indoctrination. They wait till you're distracted with the blurt thread...

 

[chy_girl]

And here. Happy James Monroe's birthday, to you and cookiegirl.

But I can't find a cookie cutter....

 

[graceanne]

It happened during cafe-indoctrination. They wait till you're distracted with the blurt thread...

I was grandfathered in, no indoctrination for me.

 

[midwestyankee]

No, I told troll boy that he wouldn't know a gentleman if he bit him in the ass, but now I gotta prove that.

I'm not having any luck finding gentlemen for my experiment, though. *sigh*

Gentleman here, by all accounts.

There isn't enough scotch in all of bonny Scotland to get me to bite troll boy on the ass.

Fuck, I wouldn't even bite one of his posts if you printed out the page on edible paper that was covered in gooey banana cream frosting.

Ptooooiiieeee.

 

[graceanne]

Gentleman here, by all accounts.

There isn't enough scotch in all of bonny Scotland to get me to bite troll boy on the ass.

Fuck, I wouldn't even bite one of his posts if you printed out the page on edible paper that was covered in gooey banana cream frosting.

Ptooooiiieeee.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h284/graceanne1978/lit%20images/bptth.gif