Why do cats....

[sch00lteacher]

Insist upon walking on keyboards? Are they trying to write someone? Is it because it annoys me? Why!

Not why, but how do cats destroy things with out leaving behind evidence. Someone shattered the lid to our ceramic flour container the other night. It could only have been a cat. But there is no evidence of the crime, except for the broken lid. How in the hell did they do it!

 

[nzwookie]

Its all a big conspiracy........They do it so you will blame the dog.

 

[shyybabe]

Insist upon walking on keyboards? Are they trying to write someone? Is it because it annoys me? Why!

Simple really. They own everything in the house and they just let us borrow it sometimes. Did they forget to tell you?

 

[Sillyman]

What's even more fun is when you are writing porn, and you are deep in the flow of the story, when suddenly your kitty kitty decides it's time for piano practice.


Cats are criminal masterminds. Give me the cunning of a cat and I'll conquer the world.

 

[Angelus]

The only reason a cat does it is that they know that they can get away from it.

 

[sch00lteacher]

Pete hasn't been by yet this morning, it is kinda early. Plus I am sure he is waiting until I have written something long and complicated. Then he will pay his visit, and walk all over the keyboard. Good thing I love him.

http://members.tripod.com/~Barefoot_Lass/Gifs/cat.gif

 

[Lost Cause]

Cats....nature's welfare animal....

It's a great welfare model, does nothing, but expects "payment".
Does whatever it takes to get "payed". (whine/purr/rub leg)
When payed, it's never seen until it needs "payment."
It costs more to maintain it than the benefit other than feeling good about taking care of it.
It will switch alliances to whomever offers a larger "welfare payment" than the other.

**Cat - the other white meat!

 

[phrodeau]

Cats are attracted to fingers. Plain and simple.

Try typing something onto you cat. He'll love you for it.

 

[PumpkinSmasher]

Insist upon walking on keyboards? Are they trying to write someone? Is it because it annoys me? Why!

Not why, but how do cats destroy things with out leaving behind evidence. Someone shattered the lid to our ceramic flour container the other night. It could only have been a cat. But there is no evidence of the crime, except for the broken lid. How in the hell did they do it!

Don't know. I don't like animals.

 

[Soblue]

They walk on the keyboard, sit on your newspaper, block your view of the TV all for the same reason. They will not stand for being ignored! Whatever you are busy with is of no importance to them

My cat climbed up the Christmas tree one year and brought the whole thing down with a crash at 3am. Broke a lot of glass ornaments too. When we got down there, she was mysteriously gone, so we only have circumstantial evidence that it was her.