Why do people use things other than sexual toy's as turn ons?

[Jester]

"I lamented the day that I loved a zuchinni, until the day I met the man who had none."

 

[•Quartz_Crystal•]

Well I was pretty young at the time.

All I knew was that it was up there, they were gay, and he was in an awful ammount of pain.

I don't really care to know why, or HOW for that matter.

I just hope I never wake up with a monster zuchinni in my ass.

 

[LadyGodiva]

what?

 

[Jester]

What, what?

 

[•Quartz_Crystal•]

What, what, what??

 

[Jester]

what, what, what ??

A big hand for Mrs. Sheila Broflowsky, everyone!!!!!!

 

[LadyGodiva]

lol
huh?
yeha i hope i never have a big zuchini up my ass too...but hey i gotta go i have to work tomorrow.
E-mail me though...LadyGodiva@literotica.org

 

[•Quartz_Crystal•]

*lol*

I was thinking of that when I did it!

 

[goddess_euphoria]

QC - what, what, what? (couldn't help but think of Stan's mom - from south park ~L~)

I really don't know of any one who has a fedish with fruits and/or vegetables, just of people who have made use of them when there wasn't any othe option... or they were being too creative (wait, can there be such a thing as too creative? probably not, but I think you get what I mean.)

 

[Jester]

I had a feeling that you were. I heard the voice in my head as I was reading it! LOL

 

[•Quartz_Crystal•]

For some reason, purely out of the blue, I assure thee, I'm craving kiwifruit.

In a pure and innocent way, mind you, just like all my other thoughts.

 

[Jester]

craving kiwifruit...

Pure and innocent way, huh? Riiiiiiiigggggggghhhhhhhttt.
Define your version of pure and innocent.

Kiwifruit are are fuzzyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

[goddess_euphoria]

humm... yeah, now I feel like nibbling a carrot... ~L~

 

[•Quartz_Crystal•]

Define my version or pure and innocent.

Why, ME of course. I practically glow with an aura of white purity. *smirks* Can't you see it?

*passes a carrot to goddess*
munch away

 

[Jester]

the Aura

Oh, yes, I can see that you're glowing, alright! Incidentally, how many of those ny-quil/whiskey shots have you downed tonight? They wouldn't happen to be lined up next to the keyboard would they?

P.S. Carrots are good for the eyes and teeth! Umm...uh-oh!

 

[goddess_euphoria]

good strong teeth! Good thing, cause I do bite... well, sometimes I try to be nice and just nibble...

 

[Jester]

Be gentle, please!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had a gf who was a biter...I still bear the marks!

Night all, the e*box is there. humans being.

 

[Deborah]

Why don't you people on this thread just form a CLIQUE or something?

This is like high school all over again.

You've got the cliques over here, and then ones over there, and that group there, and these ones and those ones, and now this ... it's sickening.

 

[Guest]

reading this produces flashbacks

I recall in my teen years hearing about carrots and such used by different girls I knew or indirectly knew. Perhaps this is a gross story to share and a little off topic, but there was one girl who tried a frozen hot dog of all things and unfortunately it broke off during her so-called "cold" and pleasurable experience. What an embarrasement that trip to the emergency ward that would have been! Yeech! not to mention other unmentionable repercussions..enough said!