Why Haven't You Sent The Pervert Above You Your Titties Yet??

[TheNurseWithPrettyLegs]

I'm sure y'all've got some iron-clad excuse. Go ahead, lay it on me.














**Inspired by... well, he can probably guess.

Mine are permanently attached to my chest. I can't 'send' them anywhere... even if I wanted to. Just sayin'

 

[Xerxes82]

Because we haven't settled on a subscription fee yet

 

[SlyderInside]

Because I’m bad at training crows.

 

[J D Danger]

Because I don't send them to anyone

that is a damn shame

 

[MindYaBitness]

that is a damn shame

To be more accurate, maybe I should say because I send them to only one guy on here. Is that better

 

[MaximTerhune]

I wish MindYaBitnezs had posted above me!

 

[J D Danger]

To be more accurate, maybe I should say because I send them to only one guy on here. Is that better

that guy is not me..so it is still a damn shame

 

[Nowackosplease2]

I think it’s illegal to flag another man my boobs across international borders.

 

[J D Danger]

To be more accurate, maybe I should say because I send them to only one guy on here. Is that better

won't put a corset on for me
won't show me her boobs randomly

shame shame shame

 

[SlyderInside]

I think it’s illegal to flag another man my boobs across international borders.

Because they’re the boobs he neither needs nor deserves.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

There is already enough weirdos laying siege to the Keep wanting my "moobs"

 

[ShaneoD]

He never asked me. Proud of my boobs actually.

Rip your inbox

 

[Midnight_Voyager26]

He never asked me. Proud of my boobs actually.

Now I'm the guy above you. My inbox is waiting .

 

[SlyderInside]

Rip your inbox

Now I'm the guy above you. My inbox is waiting .

Because neither of them can follow directions.

There is already enough weirdos laying siege to the Keep wanting my "moobs"

Because he hasn’t sent a raven to collect a mimeograph of them:

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

lol
I don’t have any Titts

 

[SavannaT]

lol
I don’t have any Titts

I didnt know whether it’d grow his beans into a giant beanstalk i can climb on or not

 

[BDA73]

doubt she wants manboobs

 

[Mrmphilll2]

Not sure why

 

[Lord_Coitus]

Im waiting...feel free to fill my inbox

 

[PatrickJames11]

Im waiting...feel free to fill my inbox

Sending you man chest and hairy nipples promptly sir

 

[Leana_M]

Because he is not an inspector.

 

[AllAmericanMale]

Because he is not an inspector.

She hasn't asked.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I may have lol

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

She probably doesn't want to see them.

 

[Japansurfer]

My titties aren’t attractive