Why Haven't You Sent The Pervert Above You Your Titties Yet??

[LurkingPhoenix]

Don’t know him.

My man-chest is not of his concern.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Because I only show them in person

 

[Wageslave]

Because I only show them in person

I wouldn't make her suffer in that way

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I wouldn't make her suffer in that way

I have only a phone. Smashing one on the screen would barely get the full measure of one boob on there. Not to mention, I can’t feel anything but the screen on part of it.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

She’s seen ‘em!

It's been a good while but she's been duly horrified.

 

[HIS_MISSUS]

No need, I already bared them on a couple of threads

 

[n8Romantic]

She hasn't asked, and mine aren't nearly as nice as hers anyway.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

No need, I already bared them on a couple of threads

That isn't gonna inspire post-stalking

Edit: n8? Don't know them and that is a lousy intro lol

 

[n8Romantic]

I know, but the truth hurts.

 

[n8Romantic]

And really, have you seen her tits?

 

[VoraciousValue]

Because my torso is quite hideous. A dead turnoff if ever there was one.

It's not because you called them titties, or because my titties need fair warning before being received. No.

I actually don't use the word "titties;" I just don't like it as a word. Very seldom will I use "tits" either. I generally refer to them as "boobs" or "breasts." You can't say "mammary glands" because that's a clinical term, and clinical terms are very unsexy for reasons I don't understand.

"The door let in just enough light to reveal a silhouette of her ample mammary glands, the nipples swelling in anticipation." That just doesn't work somehow.

I just felt the need to explain it. So there.

 

[mr_d_w]

I actually don't use the word "titties;" I just don't like it as a word. Very seldom will I use "tits" either. I generally refer to them as "boobs" or "breasts." You can't say "mammary glands" because that's a clinical term, and clinical terms are very unsexy for reasons I don't understand.

I could simply never flash someone who finds clinical terms unsexy

 

[Tallulah82]

Because my torso is quite hideous. A dead turnoff if ever there was one.

I actually don't use the word "titties;" I just don't like it as a word. Very seldom will I use "tits" either. I generally refer to them as "boobs" or "breasts." You can't say "mammary glands" because that's a clinical term, and clinical terms are very unsexy for reasons I don't understand.

"The door let in just enough light to reveal a silhouette of her ample mammary glands, the nipples swelling in anticipation." That just doesn't work somehow.

I just felt the need to explain it. So there.

I could simply never flash someone who finds clinical terms unsexy

*swoons*

Mammary glands! Say it again! Again!

 

[Wageslave]

She’ll get them when I get my coffee.

I think they would make him ill

 

[Wageslave]

Neither has he.

Would you if I did ask?

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

Would you if I did ask?

I'm surely not doing that.

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm surely not doing that.

He pretends he's not here when I try.

 

[VoraciousValue]

He pretends he's not here when I try.

She hasn't asked.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Bump (and grind).

 

[OxfordJack]

Bump (and grind).

Not sure he'd appreciate my moobs!

 

[mynameisben]

Not sure he'd appreciate my moobs!

Ditto.

Why the hell is it every time I see this thread the last poster is always a guy?!


Ben

 

[Anastasia1999]

Because it just is not who I am....

 

[lanceGibs]

Because it just is not who I am....

Because she is a nice lady and I will hate to perv her.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Bunch of perverted muh fuckers.

 

[lanceGibs]

Bunch of perverted muh fuckers.

Way too sober to comprehend what I say.