Why Haven't You Sent The Pervert Above You Your Titties Yet??

[Deleted member 3041612]

He's seen them.

She has her own.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

At this point I’m just wondering if I still know how to unhook a back-hook bra. Terribly out of practice.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

I believe she would rather have bacon than my titties.

Sometimes I feel like most of my life has been spent waiting for bacon or titties. Sometimes it’s just hard being a human being.

 

[BadAmy]

Sometimes I feel like most of my life has been spent waiting for bacon or titties. Sometimes it’s just hard being a human being.

Sometimes you just need to ask.


Boobies and bacon. The most perfect morning!

 

[30bandits]

Sometimes you just need to ask.


Boobies and bacon. The most perfect morning!

may i ? bonus points for proper English ?

 

[BadAmy]

may i ? bonus points for proper English ?

Certainly...you may send them.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/8qDzzyxbcfimY/giphy.webp?cid=82a1493b0nqoyy42xosb5a6t71acjk1mlyyj993f49ttpus8&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g

 

[Smoothshavendad]

Certainly...you may send them.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/8qDzzyxbcfimY/giphy.webp?cid=82a1493b0nqoyy42xosb5a6t71acjk1mlyyj993f49ttpus8&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g

I would be up for it? Perhaps tit for tat.

 

[BadAmy]

I would be up for it? Perhaps tit for tat.

Wait...I don't have any tats.


Ooooh.

 

[Moochienanu]

Wait...I don't have any tats.


Ooooh.

Hehehe... she’s already seen mine.

 

[Smoothshavendad]

Wait...I don't have any tats.


Ooooh.

Prove it

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Sometimes you just need to ask.


Boobies and bacon. The most perfect morning!

I’ll be sure to take this matter up with my next waitress and see what’s on the specials menu. Might get me a little sumpin’ at Cracker Barrel.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

I'm saving my titties for marriage.

(Why does spell-checker have a problem with "titties"? I guess spell-checker doesn't like titties!)

Spellcheck also has a problem with “buttfuck.” Really stifles my ability to express myself accurately.

 

[Taegul]

Spellcheck also has a problem with “buttfuck.” Really stifles my ability to express myself accurately.

That AV. My titties are shy around animals that could rip them off.

And the whole 'he's a dude' thing.

 

[Cyberbella]

That AV. My titties are shy around animals that could rip them off.

And the whole 'he's a dude' thing.

I did. He marked up the picture and sent it back!

 

[Grumpybollocks]

I did. He marked up the picture and sent it back!

She has much better to look at arriving in her inbox everyday

 

[Cyberbella]

She has much better to look at arriving in her inbox everyday

Hardly...let’s see ‘em!

Oh and I haven’t because I’m shy.

 

[WerdNerd]

Hardly...let’s see ‘em!

Oh and I haven’t because I’m shy.

Yeah, I'm shy too.

 

[4nk8]

Because it’s in my profile

 

[HeavyBalls]

Because I too, am a shy Beast.

 

[WerdNerd]

Because it’s in my profile

So is...I mean are mine.

 

[Taegul]

My titties are for women only. They're picky like that.

 

[Jm19]

I don't think he would appreciate it if I did!

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Sometimes you just need to ask.


Boobies and bacon. The most perfect morning!

I’m usually successful at getting the bacon. But apparently I have to leave a bigger tip to get the boobs.

 

[AmberLGreen]

There’s a very select few who get them these days

She hasn’t asked

 

[Justabaldguy70]

She hasn’t asked

I would if she would