Why Haven't You Sent The Pervert Above You Your Titties Yet??

[Mrtenant]

Because he hasn't brought me my chocolate milkshake yet!

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There....now what's your excuse your ladyship?

 

[AlwaysSoaked]

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There....now what's your excuse your ladyship?

Ooooo, I like milkshakes! And hammocks! Do I have to flash you twice to get both of those items? I'm willing!!

 

[ashesatwork]

Ooooo, I like milkshakes! And hammocks! Do I have to flash you twice to get both of those items? I'm willing!!

lol not everyone likes boobs like me

 

[Xerxes82]

lol not everyone likes boobs like me

Because hers are way better than mine.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Because hers are way better than mine.

We've been too busy keeping up with the Royals' drama.

 

[Sh75]

We've been too busy keeping up with the Royals' drama.

I have been a bit lax with the manscaping lately.

 

[ashesatwork]

I have been a bit lax with the manscaping lately.

i find sending my boobs to strangers odd...

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

i find sending my boobs to strangers odd...

I think she'd appreciate beer far more...

 

[SassySheDevil]

I think she'd appreciate beer far more...

He's hung out enough on AMpics to have seen them plenty.

 

[DeckardNYC]

She's not interested

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

She's not interested

He pissed me off a while back.

I'm not mad anymore but he's STILL NOT GETTING MY TITTIES.

 

[barefootgirl69]

He pissed me off a while back.

I'm not mad anymore but he's STILL NOT GETTING MY TITTIES.

Why assume that I haven't?

I mean, I haven't, but...don't assume.
I might surprise you one day!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I don’t send my titties around. I’m classy.

 

[TTawhere]

He pissed me off a while back.

I'm not mad anymore but he's STILL NOT GETTING MY TITTIES.

She's seen 'em.

Why assume that I haven't?

I mean, I haven't, but...don't assume.
I might surprise you one day!

She's already seen 'em, too.

I don’t send my titties around. I’m classy.

Yeah. Not sent. Probably seen, but not sent.

 

[WerdNerd]

I don't think he wants them

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Why assume that I haven't?

I mean, I haven't, but...don't assume.
I might surprise you one day!

How is this possible?? This must be remedied immediately!

I don’t send my titties around. I’m classy.

I've seen his shoes. Does it get better than that?

Yeah. Not sent. Probably seen, but not sent.



She's seen 'em.

You make it sound like i looked on purpose!






Okay, i looked on purpose.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

How is this possible?? This must be remedied immediately!



I've seen his shoes. Does it get better than that?



You make it sound like i looked on purpose!






Okay, i looked on purpose.

Who said I didn't?

If I did she'd kick my ass tho lol

 

[Mav Unlimited]

I thought it was SOP when contacting a new person on lit.... wait...you mean it’s not a requirement?

Her titties are nicer than mine

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Who said I didn't?

If I did she'd kick my ass tho lol

You have only ever sent me solicited titties.

Her titties are nicer than mine

You know what? I don't remember talking to him (sorry!), so it's entirely possible that i *have* sent him my titties and just forgot!

 

[Mav Unlimited]

You have only ever sent me solicited titties.



You know what? I don't remember talking to him (sorry!), so it's entirely possible that i *have* sent him my titties and just forgot!

lol No you did not. And I didn’t ask either. It was one of those “who did you piss off today” moments after i made some comment on the threads and you thought I was playing games

Hey I should have posted in that “piss off today” thread that day

And why haven’t I sent you my titties yet? Um...they’re not that appealing. Really. All hairy and stuff.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

lol No you did not. And I didn’t ask either. It was one of those “who did you piss off today” moments after i made some comment on the threads and you thought I was playing games

Hey I should have posted in that “piss off today” thread that day

And why haven’t I sent you my titties yet? Um...they’re not that appealing. Really. All hairy and stuff.

Um... I got bored with your long post and skipped ahead to the part about, 'all hairy and stuff.'

Hope that's okay.




(And i legit don't remember that at all! Was it recent? )

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Um... I got bored with your long post and skipped ahead to the part about, 'all hairy and stuff.'

Hope that's okay.




(And i legit don't remember that at all! Was it recent? )

LOL That’s perfectly fine with me.

Eh...I don’t remember the date. Who cares? It was 2019...I think. I’m not going to go search for it

(goes searching)

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

LOL That’s perfectly fine with me.

Eh...I don’t remember the date. Who cares? It was 2019...I think. I’m not going to go search for it

(goes searching)

LOL!!

You may just get to see them yet.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

LOL!!

You may just get to see them yet.

Screw that. I can’t even remember the thread name.

Huh? What? Oh...titties...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Screw that. I can’t even remember the thread name.

Huh? What? Oh...titties...

You haven't even seen them yet snd they're blowing your mind already.

They're that good.