Why Haven't You Sent The Pervert Above You Your Titties Yet??

[ShaneoD]

I can see a nipple through your shirt in your avatar though!

Damn, you're not wrong, I've been meaning to update that thing

 

[Apisto42]

Damn, you're not wrong, I've been meaning to update that thing

Well, the thing is, I’m not sure if he wants to see the left one, the right one, or the third one…

 

[NoUseForAnyName]

Well, the thing is, I’m not sure if he wants to see the left one, the right one, or the third one…

i only have two so it wouldn't be a fair trade

 

[Apisto42]

i only have two so it wouldn't be a fair trade

I learned a long time ago how that “ginger” is code for “batshit crazy”.

 

[NoUseForAnyName]

I learned a long time ago how that “ginger” is code for “batshit crazy”.

Maybe just "birdpoo crazy"

 

[Amanda330]

Maybe just "birdpoo crazy"

Because ninjas are scary and my boobs don't support violence.

 

[JustDave478]

Because ninjas are scary and my boobs don't support violence.

Because I don't have any.

 

[Norfolkguy49]

Won't like my moobs

 

[Tallulah82]

Won't like my moobs

My boobs are currently unavailable as they are undergoing their annual cleaning and restoration. Please try again later. Booking is advisable to avoid disappointment.

 

[Chels37]

They haven’t asked

 

[jason28053]

They haven’t asked

That’s a good question but we’ve never been introduced

 

[ShinyNewbie]

That’s a good question but we’ve never been introduced

He's not going to want what I have to offer, I can feel it

 

[Wriggle]

No nips for newbies
Even oldie newbies

 

[Cjbdd]

No nips for newbies
Even oldie newbies

He only gets birthday nips

 

[Amanda330]

He only gets birthday nips

I'm not sure she wants that from me lol

 

[Wriggle]

I'm not sure she wants that from me lol

I've only got up to Amanda307.
She needs to wait a few more days.

 

[Cjbdd]

I've only got up to Amanda307.
She needs to wait a few more days.

He is too damn busy looking at all the Amandas

 

[Apisto42]

He is too damn busy looking at all the Amandas

I’ve heard she’s a biter.


Wait, I dig that. Wtf is wrong with me?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

He is too damn busy looking at all the Amandas

She tried luring me in, then fired bottle rockets at me!

And @Apisto42 doesn't need to see that!

 

[VoraciousValue]

She tried luring me in, then fired bottle rockets at me!

And @Apisto42 doesn't need to see that!

No one should be subjected to this horror!

 

[thordanil]

Doesn’t want to see my chest

 

[Amanda330]

Doesn’t want to see my chest

Because my boobs have stranger danger anxiety. Or wait... Is that my pussy?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Because my boobs have stranger danger anxiety. Or wait... Is that my pussy?

I don't think she has the $$$ to pay the asking price to view these beauties!

And @flipghost doesn't need those nightmares.

 

[flipghost]

Because my boobs have stranger danger anxiety. Or wait... Is that my pussy?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/EJ6Bm6cGg4IAAAAC/farmerfran-waterboy.gif

 

[13Fantasies]

Still growing them out.