Why Haven't You Sent The Pervert Above You Your Titties Yet??

[OnaTangent]

My titties are boring

 

[Wriggle]

They are too perfectly symmetrical which gives the viewer the unease of the uncanny valley.

 

[lilmissdarling]

It sounds like more effort than I want to expend in the current moment.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

yeah why havent you?

I asked him to Venmo me the cost of shipping but he refused. Believes boobs should always be free. I told him they wouldn't be in a bra

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I thought I did but I think I misspelled her username

 

[BishopHeahmund]

Well, I put up a chest pic last week, perhaps she missed it.

 

[sexymanfun]

Even if mine qualified as such, I doubt he'd be interested

 

[Tallulah82]

free titties are the bestest titties in the whole tittie world

Pretty sure me and the dude above arent interested in each others moobs

He doesn't care for long distance titationships.

 

[Saltfountain]

He doesn't care for long distance titationships.

She wants to see something else...

 

[Tallulah82]

She wants to see something else...

I give up. Just show me your tits and we'll call it even.

 

[PassionsFlame]

If they are big enough to use as flotation devices across the pond I can change my mind

He broke the paladin, I'm worried about the boobies now.

 

[Seokrocks]

He broke the paladin, I'm worried about the boobies now.

Mine are too small and I feel self conscious

 

[lilmissdarling]

I sent them by messenger pigeon. Unfortunately, the pigeons were purchased at Temu.

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

I sent them by messenger pigeon. Unfortunately, the pigeons were purchased at Temu.

Would you like to see my man boob's miss?

 

[Countrystud06]

I mean, if he wants to see some hairy man tits…

 

[Gatliss123]

We don't know one another. And I don't have breasts.

 

[Illnevertell79]

We haven't gotten to know each other and I'm not sure I'm his type..

 

[mnbreastluver]

I’m a guy so when we see cleavage avatars we lose our train of thought. A prime example

 

[Gatliss123]

We haven't gotten to know each other and I'm not sure I'm his type..

I was just teasing you, love

 

[Illnevertell79]

I was just teasing you, love

I know I'm still giving you shit lol

 

[Londonguy69]

I know I'm still giving you shit lol

She only has to ask

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

hmm I'm not sure I'd know how to... maybe someone could send me some examples to replicate?

 

[Countrystud06]

I don’t think mine would elicit the same response as hers

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I don’t think mine would elicit the same response as hers

Because I have free range titties that are out and about, roaming threads as they please. Why should I corral my titties into a pm for a stranger?

 

[positiveflirt]

Because I have free range titties that are out and about, roaming threads as they please. Why should I corral my titties into a pm for a stranger?

I sent them my titties but they begged me to stop #awkward