why i like the handjob

[Never]

honeylick:
"you two are like the macguyver's of masturbation."

I once used my stepfather's Oral B. It was worth it.

 

[Killswitch]

It takes two hands to handle my whopper.

http://www.handjobs-movies-4free.com/img8/3.jpg

 

[linuxgeek]

Good point. Most manufacturers are just covering ever possible condition that could lead to a lawsuit.

I say - let the lite be full o' fun.

Sadly, the fact they have the warning probably means someone tried to sue them after using a maglite sexually.

 

[Killswitch]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/cza0440l.jpg

 

[honeylick]

honeylick:
"you two are like the macguyver's of masturbation."

I once used my stepfather's Oral B. It was worth it.

too much vibration makes my hood piercing clatter and eventually hurt.

and that's kind of a buzzkill. like biting down on metal with filling. -heebie jeebies-

 

[Killswitch]

wheeee!



http://www.foggys-funnies.com/o/superhandjob/Super%20Hand%20Job.jpg

 

[Never]

Just shove a wet handcloth or some saran wrap between you and the brush.

 

[rimmy]

wheeee!



http://www.foggys-funnies.com/o/superhandjob/Super%20Hand%20Job.jpg

now that's just freaky

 

[honeylick]

Just shove a wet handcloth or some saran wrap between you and the brush.

saran wrap... that's worth trying.

 

[linuxgeek]

hmm.. heard of using saran wrap for if the woman is flushing, but not for masterbating.

 

[Olivianna]

hmm.. heard of using saran wrap for if the woman is flushing, but not for masterbating.

What's flushing?

 

[honeylick]

master bating can utilize all kinds of props.

 

[linuxgeek]

What's flushing?

Flushing out the uterine lining ... menstruation.

 

[Olivianna]

Flushing out the uterine lining ... menstruation.

Oh, I just call it bleeding.

 

[linuxgeek]

master bating can utilize all kinds of props.

lol

 

[Killswitch]

Oh, I just call it bleeding.

I just call it off topic.

and gross.

 

[linuxgeek]

Oh, I just call it bleeding.

all kinds of ways to describe it ... just go with the flow...

 

[honeylick]

the menstrual hut is down the hall and to the left.



i'm here to talk about stroking the dong.

 

[Olivianna]

I just call it off topic.

and gross.

http://www.menstruatingteens.com/s_otr01754.jpg

 

[Pyper]

Cue the vomiting.

 

[Killswitch]

Hot.

http://www.free-handjob-clips.com/images/2.jpg

 

[Never]

http://www.menstruatingteens.com/s_otr01754.jpg

Is that a s'more?

 

[Killswitch]

Makes a great gift for the couch potato in your life....


http://www.demonios.net/visual3/2004-08/hjmachine.jpg

 

[Killswitch]

Is that a s'more?

Can we just pretend it is?

 

[honeylick]

Is that a s'more?

you're killing me smalls.