Avery_Chisholm
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I could go 2 game 7 between the toronto maple leafs and the ottawa senators free tonight and all my sitters' are SICK 
why LIFE Sucks sometimes...
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Avery_Chisholm said:I could go 2 game 7 between the toronto maple leafs and the ottawa senators free tonight and all my sitters' are SICK
Just think of the good side.
Hockey sucks wild bison droppings.
This would of been 5-6 hours of your life spent in fruitless boredom.
Now you have 5-6 hours to enrich yourself all your prosterity
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Avery_Chisholm said:I could go 2 game 7 between the toronto maple leafs and the ottawa senators free tonight and all my sitters' are SICK
Sure they are...
It's too bad you'll miss the game live though.. nothing beats a playoff hockey game.. it's even 10X better when a team's fate is on the line.
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consolation since I can't be your sitter *PREDICTION of OUTCOME*
Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell.
The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves around the fire.
The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"
The two guys reply, "Well, you know, we're from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh."
The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat.
The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in parkas, toques and mittens. The devil asks them again, "It's awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel it?"
Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told ya yesterday, we're from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh."
This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix these two guys.
He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The other people are wailing and screaming everywhere. He stops by the room with the two guys from Canada and finds them in light jackets and bucket hats, grilling sausage and drinking beer.
The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves."
The two Canadians reply, "Well, ya know, we don't get too much warm weather up there in Toronto so we've just got to have a cook-out when the weather's THIS nice."
The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight.
Finally he comes up with the answer.
The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives.
The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell.
The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere; people are shivering so bad that they are unable to do anything but wail, moan and gnash their teeth.
The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Canadians. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, toques, and mittens.
NOW they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men!!!
The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now it's freezing cold and you're still happy.
What is it with you two???"
The Torontonians look at the devil in surprise, "Well, don't you know? If Hell freezes over, it must mean the Leafs have won the Stanley Cup."
With thanks to my favorite Canadian Ambassador for providing this...
Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell.
The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves around the fire.
The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"
The two guys reply, "Well, you know, we're from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh."
The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat.
The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in parkas, toques and mittens. The devil asks them again, "It's awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel it?"
Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told ya yesterday, we're from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh."
This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix these two guys.
He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The other people are wailing and screaming everywhere. He stops by the room with the two guys from Canada and finds them in light jackets and bucket hats, grilling sausage and drinking beer.
The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves."
The two Canadians reply, "Well, ya know, we don't get too much warm weather up there in Toronto so we've just got to have a cook-out when the weather's THIS nice."
The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight.
Finally he comes up with the answer.
The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives.
The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell.
The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere; people are shivering so bad that they are unable to do anything but wail, moan and gnash their teeth.
The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Canadians. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, toques, and mittens.
NOW they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men!!!
The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now it's freezing cold and you're still happy.
What is it with you two???"
The Torontonians look at the devil in surprise, "Well, don't you know? If Hell freezes over, it must mean the Leafs have won the Stanley Cup."
With thanks to my favorite Canadian Ambassador for providing this...
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And another..
Years from now...
Mats Sundin passes away at the ripe old age of 95.. When he arrives in heaven, he is greeted by God himself at the gates.
God speaks, "Mats, you were a special person down on earth and for that you will have a special place all of your own up here.. Let me take you there and give you a tour of your new home."
Mats of course gladly agrees, and they go. They first stop at Mats new home.. a respectable looking two story home painted in blue and white.. with a Maple Leafs welcome mat at the front door and a big number 13 just above it.
"What a wonderful home!" Exclaimed Sundin. "Thank you God."
The do howevere continue to walk down a path until they aproach another, much more majestic home... A palace of sorts. All decked out in red, black and gold. Senators banners hang off of every pillar overhang.. The windows are stained glass.. the number 11 on a huge circular stained glass window above..
Mats grew a very worrysome look on his face.
"God, I appriciate my new home and everything.. And I hate to complain.. But why does Daniel Alfredson get a much bigger and grander home than I do?"
God smiles down upon Mats and calmly says:
"That's not Daniel's home... It's mine."
Years from now...
Mats Sundin passes away at the ripe old age of 95.. When he arrives in heaven, he is greeted by God himself at the gates.
God speaks, "Mats, you were a special person down on earth and for that you will have a special place all of your own up here.. Let me take you there and give you a tour of your new home."
Mats of course gladly agrees, and they go. They first stop at Mats new home.. a respectable looking two story home painted in blue and white.. with a Maple Leafs welcome mat at the front door and a big number 13 just above it.
"What a wonderful home!" Exclaimed Sundin. "Thank you God."
The do howevere continue to walk down a path until they aproach another, much more majestic home... A palace of sorts. All decked out in red, black and gold. Senators banners hang off of every pillar overhang.. The windows are stained glass.. the number 11 on a huge circular stained glass window above..
Mats grew a very worrysome look on his face.
"God, I appriciate my new home and everything.. And I hate to complain.. But why does Daniel Alfredson get a much bigger and grander home than I do?"
God smiles down upon Mats and calmly says:
"That's not Daniel's home... It's mine."
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Avery_Chisholm said:I could go 2 game 7 between the toronto maple leafs and the ottawa senators free tonight and all my sitters' are SICK
just lock the kids in their room with a tv, some food, and a bucket to pee in
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