Why Litty sucks...

[binkley]

No, Litty doesn't suck. But the Internet, computers, suck.

What do I mean?

Since the early beginnings of the PC, you could play primitive music, make beeps and squawks, and as the quality of video improved, so did the the quality of audio.

But where are we now? I am astonished at the variety and quality of images to be found on Litty. But there is no similar wealth of sounds.

G-d dammit! I am a composer and a pianist. I want to play for people. I want to listen to others sing, fart, make mouth noices, have orgasms, recite favorite speeches and poems. I want my ears to be assualted just as harshly as p_p_man or just as amused as DCL does. (Yes, I am a newbie.)

What to do, what to do.

 

[April]

Too much bandwidth. Learn to deal.

 

[binkley]

Too much bandwidth. Learn to deal.

That's not quite right, but you are obliquely correct. Humans accept imperfect vision much better than imperfect hearing. So you can put up images which are very, very low bandwidth compared to the information in the original (e.g., seeing with your own eyes in stereovision), whereas you won't put up with crappy, hard to understand sound.

Alternatively, your brain is much more adept at piecing together bad images than bad sounds.

Any requests at the piano?

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Any requests at the piano?

Do you do any hig energy Allegro styles?

 

[April]

Sorry. Let me clarify. Hosting a lot of sound files takes up too much bandwidth at Lit which is more popularly demanded for threads. Does that make sense? I think so, but I'm not sure as I've been drinking and my faculties are impaired. But not my spelling. Yet.

 

[binkley]

Do you do any hig energy Allegro styles?

Lordy, lordy, you gotta help me out. Would fast, late Haydn sonatas do the trick?

 

[Spinaroonie]

My request would be to encode anything in the ogg vorbis format. Non-lossy compression and royalty free.

 

[binkley]

Hosting a lot of sound files takes up too much bandwidth at Lit

Ah, yes, I understand too well. I was a software manager at Enron Broadband Service before it's well-deserved demise. However, I reserve my right to rail at the universe in times of need.

And I need my piano right now about as much as oxygen. Must play moody music... must play moody music...

 

[Carl East]

If you want people to hear you or your music, there is only one way to go, at least at the moment. That's to place a link from here to your own web site, at least they can hear you if they want to.

Carl

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/carl.east/

 

[April]

Of course you can rail at the universe in times of need. My god, it's in the fucking constitution! The 14 1/2 amendment.

Thou shalt have the right to rail at the universe in times of need. Congress shall make no law infringing on this right. Or else!!

 

[binkley]

Thou shalt have the right to rail at the universe in times of need. Congress shall make no law infringing on this right. Or else!!

It is so nice to hear that, right now I would kiss genital organ of your chioce.

Chopin was ok just now. Maybe I should try Brahms. He's moody, but too heavy. Mahler would make me want to leap from my 3rd-floor balcony, although the music would almost be worth it.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Lordy, lordy, you gotta help me out. Would fast, late Haydn sonatas do the trick?

I dunno, i like up beat music heance the love of Allegro in the classical format, if Haydn sonatas are upbeat yes, sure.

However, if it's the type of music that you forget is even being played then no thank you.

 

[sexy-girl]

if they had sounds at lit people might say naughty things to me ... its bad enough seeing naughty pictures but naughty sounds too no way

 

[April]

I would love to say naughty things to sexy-girl. And would love the chance to make her laugh.

 

[binkley]

Carl East, goodness gracious!

Either you are handy with the GIMP or you've got rather a monster of a dick there.

 

[April]

I'm lost. What's a gimp? And who's got a big dick?

 

[binkley]

However, if it's the type of music that you forget is even being played then no thank you.

Sakes alive, no!

If there's classical music that can make you laugh out loud at it's wit, its intentional bits of gaudiness, it's Haydn.

Try one of the very late piano sonatas in E-flat major. I think you will be ticked pink.

 

[binkley]

I'm lost. What's a gimp? And who's got a big dick?

The GIMP is an Adobe Photoshop replacement well known for it's wide-spread use in Hollywood.

Carl East's avatar has a rather disproportionate willy, or perhaps I come up a little short in comparison.

 

[April]

Oops. I suppose it would be good to read the bolded subjects, huh?

Hehe

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Sakes alive, no!

If there's classical music that can make you laugh out loud at it's wit, its intentional bits of gaudiness, it's Haydn.

Try one of the very late piano sonatas in E-flat major. I think you will be ticked pink.

kool, that I can handle

 

[sexy-girl]

I would love to say naughty things to sexy-girl. And would love the chance to make her laugh.

you already make me laugh ... i mean that in the nice way lol