Why Not...

[Storyguy00]

I should remember to NEVER go shopping when my daughter isnt feeling well and I take the day off to take care of her....I just dropped 600 friggin dollars at walmart of all places...LMAO......*shaking head*

BUT........MY TOYS CAME MY TOYS CAME......WOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

I finally got my daughter's swing set....I can spend the rest of today building it...HAHAHA...........AND I got myself a nice new digitial camera with a timer...YAY for me again.......oh yeah and it can do movies with sound *looking at my pet*.....won't that be a new and exciting thing for Mistress *wicked grin*

oh the pictures im going to take........im going to swoon...im so dizzy with creative juices swirling around in my head...oh wait...maybe im just horny and those are juices dripping out of my cunt...HAHAHA i said cunt...ROFL....OMG i need a nap....no...i need to get fucked...yeah thats is....Pet...come here....NOW.....put it on and let me impale my pussy on your shaft......*deep tongue entwining kiss*

Oh yeah - and let me know if you need ideas for your new camera!!

 

[Storyguy00]

oh yeahhhhhhhhh almost forgot...before i scoot......nabbed me some new bra's and panties too.....yeah baby...hubba hubba.....LMAO.......god im a dork

But you are OUR dork!

 

[hrnyhrny]

But you are OUR dork!

yes she is

 

[FortPolkAreaFem]

hmmm and I thought only I did that to you

*going back a few pages to TRY and answer or respond to some posts that I let get by...LOL*

hmmm well...no....not just you.....LOL.

 

[FortPolkAreaFem]

What a great reaction

It is rather yummy...isnt it? *wicked grin*

 

[FortPolkAreaFem]

nothing you can put on paper

hmmm well technically speaking...this isnt paper hun....*wink*....LOL. *sorry i know..im a smartass* perhaps i need that spanking yet....

 

[FortPolkAreaFem]

Good evening there sexy {{{{fort}}}} hope you have been having fun playing with your new toys this weekend... I read something about a self induced hard sleep caused by a major orgasm....must of been one of the new toys?

Would of been over sooner, but i was busy last night and then I had to work today. Hope to see you soon, love chatting with ya...take care and stay sweet and sexy ( a bit naughty also)

they actually didnt come in over the weekend *sigh* they were late...late late....*thank god im not* hahaha....*rolling eyes* yeah yeah bad joke...

 

[FortPolkAreaFem]

I have the lyrics to White Rabbit stuck in my head for some reason

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Call Alice
When she was just small

When men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know

When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the dormouse said:
"Feed your head
Feed your head
Feed your head"

Have a fortnight of nice nights Fort
es J.

I like when you sing on my thread *grin*

 

[FortPolkAreaFem]

any time you want to share just let me know

hmmm and what do i get for sharing? *eyebrow raised*

 

[FortPolkAreaFem]

Taking the pet for a walk.

HA....thats funny....i almost peed i laughed so hard....you have to warn me when you are gonna say funny shit....LOL

 

[FortPolkAreaFem]

oooh...balls against balls.jpg Thats what I want to feel. Yours and mine.

It's what i want to feel as well....when my hand guides your cock into his hot, waiting hole........

 

[FortPolkAreaFem]

good night...sleep well...have a good day tomorrow....tucks you in and kisses you on the forehead

aww that was so sweet....next time...kiss a little lower....

 

[FortPolkAreaFem]

Hey sexy FPAF

hey there shreik...how they hanging muh man *smooch*....

 

[FortPolkAreaFem]

Psssst.....got something for ya!!

awww look...flowers.......for me??? *batting eyelashes like betty boop*...im so flattered *smooch, lick, suck* thank ya storydoll

 

[FortPolkAreaFem]

Hi sweetie love the pics looks very delcious to me!!

thank you thank you....and might i say....the ass on your av looks mighty delicious as well

 

[FortPolkAreaFem]

good morning beautiful and friends. hope the day goes well for all.

looking forward to polk's new toys and seeing them in action

be bad...all of you...

oh...and your last sig line...you most definitely make my heart smile

HA im waiting to see my new toys in action as well....LOL. gotta wait for darkness to fall before I can try them out....little eyes are watching me at every moment *grin*

my last line on my sig? really? awwwww how utterly sweet and sappy you are

 

[FortPolkAreaFem]

and they say all the good ones are married. how are you this morning sexy?

do they? they say that?....wait...am i a good one?? how does one tell if they are a good one? is there a test? can i take it? *giggle*

i am and was doing great!!!!!!!! how are you LDW?

 

[FortPolkAreaFem]

Good morning Fort!

Hope your toys arrive today, girlie!

i think everyone on here hoped they would arrive....LOL...but they did come today....*smooch*

 

[FortPolkAreaFem]

absolutely...........(what a nice woman) I am looking foward to seeing them "toys" though *holds his breath in anticipation*
and I was NOT talking about you!!! YOU have been way to kind to me
and hopefully I can reciprocate in some way
have a nice day hon, hopefully everything arrived, and right about now your fucking yourself silly
es J.

you better not have been talking about me...and yes i know what you were referring to when i was referring to something....wow...that was confusing...LOL. my poor fingers...they are spinning in circles from all of that backwards whatchamathingy....

anyway..........everything came today but i havent fucked myself yet...well...not FULLY anyway....i did have to stick a little something in my ass earlier....

 

[FortPolkAreaFem]

Sweetie, with the thoughts you encourage, hell, I am tempted to make a trip to Leesville and relive some fun times I had there awhile ago......

Course this time, they might include you instead of the lady I was with the last time I was there!!!!

okay i dont know if i ever responded to this or not...LOL...i very well could have...so if this is a repeat...just chalk it up to me being ummm bemuddled in the after glow of orgasm....
wow if i can make someone come back here...to leesville...i must be hot...LOL...*not*

 

[FortPolkAreaFem]

Oh to feel the fullness of your breasts brushing up against my chest as you straddle my lap........ tongues entwining.........trembling.........quivering
I NEVER get sick of your av

awww how sweet....and horny....are you? *grin*....but im not complaining....not one bit....

 

[FortPolkAreaFem]

I love the feeling your gushing pussy makes against my open mouth!

and i love the way your open mouth with wagging tongue greets my gushing pussy...even better still is the way you swallow every last drop i have to give you.......

 

[FortPolkAreaFem]

Beautiful!! Have me drooling over here.....

awwww thank you sweetness *blush*

 

[FortPolkAreaFem]

Oooo, picture time, and I forgot to bring my popcorn!

I'll put a popcorn machine on order for your thread, Fort .

Have a great day, sexy lady!

they werent pictures worth bringing popcorn too.....but thank you just the same dear.....i hope you had a wonderful day today...as you can tell...ive been very very busy.......

 

[TennesseeMe]

hmmm and what do i get for sharing? *eyebrow raised*

Hmm. What do you have in mind?