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[entitled]

I know I've come to the party late, and I'm a naive ministerial sort of guy, but WTF?????????

i walked in on the RA watching American Pie, right when Alyson Hannigan says that line. Turned around and walked right back out.

 

[Erotica_Writings]

very beautiful wife Cats, so yummy

 

[SeaCat]

very beautiful wife Cats, so yummy

I thank you, and more importantly my wife thanks you.

Cat

 

[Erotica_Writings]

I thank you, and more importantly my wife thanks you.

Cat

you two look so good very erotic couple for sure for you both and

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[virgin_not]

Happy New Year to a lovely couple!!!

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Good morning everyone remember how you spend today is how the rest of your year will be, my advice is to have sex all day long!

 

[SeaCat]

Good morning everyone remember how you spend today is how the rest of your year will be, my advice is to have sex all day long!

Oh man in that case I'm gonna have a bad year.

Cat

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Good morning and hope your day is erotic

 

[chris 44]

Oh man in that case I'm gonna have a bad year.

Cat

Hi Cat, Hi Erotica.
Happy new Year to you both.
Surely Cat you'd have to go some to have a worse year than 2005, I'm damn sure I would.

 

[chris 44]

Oh man in that case I'm gonna have a bad year.

Cat

Hi Cat, Hi Erotica.
Happy new Year to you both.
Surely Cat you'd have to go some to have a worse year than 2005, I'm damn sure I would.
Yet here we are still smiling and looking forward to the next twelve months. Strange thing the human race.

 

[SeaCat]

Hi Cat, Hi Erotica.
Happy new Year to you both.
Surely Cat you'd have to go some to have a worse year than 2005, I'm damn sure I would.
Yet here we are still smiling and looking forward to the next twelve months. Strange thing the human race.

Well yes it would have to get a bit worse for me to think it was worse than last year, but not too much worse. (I had a shit year but I'm still smiling. No that aint gas.)

Why do I say I'm screwed? My New Years started with a twelve hour shift when I expected an eight, and my wife has started that wonderful week. (A little hint, do not allow a woman who is starting her period to eat Beans and Rice. The change in metabolism will make you get up repeatedly to retrieve the sheets and blankets from where they got blown off the bed during the night.)

Cat

 

[entitled]

(A little hint, do not allow a woman who is starting her period to eat Beans and Rice. The change in metabolism will make you get up repeatedly to retrieve the sheets and blankets from where they got blown off the bed during the night.)

Cat

You're just now figuring that ou?

 

[SeaCat]

You're just now figuring that ou?

LOLOLOLOL


Cat

 

[mcopado]

(A little hint, do not allow a woman who is starting her period to eat Beans and Rice. The change in metabolism will make you get up repeatedly to retrieve the sheets and blankets from where they got blown off the bed during the night.)

Cat

ROFLMAO...

Way too much information

Another reason not to smoke in bed though

 

[Guest]

ROFLMAO...

Way too much information

Another reason not to smoke in bed though

Diet coke spew.

Damn it!!!

 

[entitled]

LOLOLOLOL


Cat

You do realize that copious amounts of quality chocolate negates the effects of beans and rice, don't you?

 

[SeaCat]

Diet coke spew.

Damn it!!!

ROTFLMAO

Cat

 

[SeaCat]

ROFLMAO...

Way too much information

Another reason not to smoke in bed though

Hydrogen Sulfide, not other Natural Gasses.
(Okay now we know I've been in Medicine too long huh?)

Cat

 

[SeaCat]

You do realize that copious amounts of quality chocolate negates the effects of beans and rice, don't you?

I've heard that. I'll have to investigate it the next time I get stupid.

Cat

 

[entitled]

I've heard that. I'll have to investigate it the next time I get stupid.

Cat

It also negates the effects of other people's stupidity in other areas. Espicially about this time.

 

[mcopado]

In my brief stint as an almost step father and husband to a mother/daughter team that had managed to time their "monthlies" to occur simultanaeously I used to threaten to barricade myself in the upstairs portion of the house after tossing down to them a 20 pound block of Godiva Chocolate, and leving them to fight amongst themselves...

 

[Guest]

In my brief stint as an almost step father and husband to a mother/daughter team that had managed to time their "monthlies" to occur simultanaeously I used to threaten to barricade myself in the upstairs portion of the house after tossing down to them a 20 pound block of Godiva Chocolate, and leving them to fight amongst themselves...

Women in the same house tend to cycle together. The Alpha female rules and the other ladies follow suit. Instinctively.

It's the law of the jungle, pal.

In other words, throwing the chocolate is a good idea. Otherwise they might tear your lungs out.

 

[cloudy]

Women in the same house tend to cycle together. The Alpha female rules and the other ladies follow suit. Instinctively.

It's the law of the jungle, pal.

In other words, throwing the chocolate is a good idea. Otherwise they might tear your lungs out.

Yep.

When I was a store manager, I had 17-30 women working for me, and one poor guy.

We all hit it within a week or so of each other, bless his heart.

 

[mcopado]

Yep.

When I was a store manager, I had 17-30 women working for me, and one poor guy.

We all hit it within a week or so of each other, bless his heart.

AND I THOUGHT I HAD IT BAD!!!!!

 

[entitled]

No, that's just the popcorn.