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mcopado said:
I know I've come to the party late, and I'm a naive ministerial sort of guy, but WTF?????????

:kiss:
i walked in on the RA watching American Pie, right when Alyson Hannigan says that line. Turned around and walked right back out.
 
SeaCat said:
I thank you, and more importantly my wife thanks you.

Cat


you two look so good very erotic couple for sure :kiss: :rose: for you both and

:nana: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :nana:
 
Good morning everyone remember how you spend today is how the rest of your year will be, my advice is to have sex all day long! :nana: :nana: :nana: :kiss:
 
Erotica_Writings said:
Good morning everyone remember how you spend today is how the rest of your year will be, my advice is to have sex all day long! :nana: :nana: :nana: :kiss:

Oh man in that case I'm gonna have a bad year.

Cat
 
SeaCat said:
Oh man in that case I'm gonna have a bad year.

Cat

Hi Cat, Hi Erotica.
Happy new Year to you both.
Surely Cat you'd have to go some to have a worse year than 2005, I'm damn sure I would.
 
SeaCat said:
Oh man in that case I'm gonna have a bad year.

Cat

Hi Cat, Hi Erotica.
Happy new Year to you both.
Surely Cat you'd have to go some to have a worse year than 2005, I'm damn sure I would.
Yet here we are still smiling and looking forward to the next twelve months. Strange thing the human race.
 
chris 44 said:
Hi Cat, Hi Erotica.
Happy new Year to you both.
Surely Cat you'd have to go some to have a worse year than 2005, I'm damn sure I would.
Yet here we are still smiling and looking forward to the next twelve months. Strange thing the human race.

Well yes it would have to get a bit worse for me to think it was worse than last year, but not too much worse. (I had a shit year but I'm still smiling. No that aint gas.)

Why do I say I'm screwed? My New Years started with a twelve hour shift when I expected an eight, and my wife has started that wonderful week. (A little hint, do not allow a woman who is starting her period to eat Beans and Rice. The change in metabolism will make you get up repeatedly to retrieve the sheets and blankets from where they got blown off the bed during the night.)

Cat
 
SeaCat said:
(A little hint, do not allow a woman who is starting her period to eat Beans and Rice. The change in metabolism will make you get up repeatedly to retrieve the sheets and blankets from where they got blown off the bed during the night.)

Cat
You're just now figuring that ou?
 
SeaCat said:
(A little hint, do not allow a woman who is starting her period to eat Beans and Rice. The change in metabolism will make you get up repeatedly to retrieve the sheets and blankets from where they got blown off the bed during the night.)

Cat

ROFLMAO...

Way too much information :D

Another reason not to smoke in bed though :catroar:
 
mcopado said:
ROFLMAO...

Way too much information :D

Another reason not to smoke in bed though :catroar:

Hydrogen Sulfide, not other Natural Gasses.
(Okay now we know I've been in Medicine too long huh?)

Cat
 
entitled said:
You do realize that copious amounts of quality chocolate negates the effects of beans and rice, don't you?

I've heard that. I'll have to investigate it the next time I get stupid.

Cat
 
SeaCat said:
I've heard that. I'll have to investigate it the next time I get stupid.

Cat
It also negates the effects of other people's stupidity in other areas. Espicially about this time.
 
In my brief stint as an almost step father and husband to a mother/daughter team that had managed to time their "monthlies" to occur simultanaeously I used to threaten to barricade myself in the upstairs portion of the house after tossing down to them a 20 pound block of Godiva Chocolate, and leving them to fight amongst themselves... :D
 
mcopado said:
In my brief stint as an almost step father and husband to a mother/daughter team that had managed to time their "monthlies" to occur simultanaeously I used to threaten to barricade myself in the upstairs portion of the house after tossing down to them a 20 pound block of Godiva Chocolate, and leving them to fight amongst themselves... :D

Women in the same house tend to cycle together. The Alpha female rules and the other ladies follow suit. Instinctively.

It's the law of the jungle, pal.

In other words, throwing the chocolate is a good idea. Otherwise they might tear your lungs out.

:cathappy:
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Women in the same house tend to cycle together. The Alpha female rules and the other ladies follow suit. Instinctively.

It's the law of the jungle, pal.

In other words, throwing the chocolate is a good idea. Otherwise they might tear your lungs out.

:cathappy:

Yep.

When I was a store manager, I had 17-30 women working for me, and one poor guy.

We all hit it within a week or so of each other, bless his heart.
 
cloudy said:
Yep.

When I was a store manager, I had 17-30 women working for me, and one poor guy.

We all hit it within a week or so of each other, bless his heart.

AND I THOUGHT I HAD IT BAD!!!!! :catroar:
 
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