Will Elon End Up Owning CNN

[Rightguide]

The mere whisper that Elon Musk might join David Ellison's investor syndicate for the Warner-Paramount colossus, potentially scooping up a stake in both CNN and CBS News, has thrown the grand high priests of the progressive press into a state of magnificent, fluttering apoplexy. To contemplate the sheer, unadulterated panic on the left is to envision a flock of startled hens confronted by a particularly wealthy, eccentric fox. For years, the professional moralists of the mainstream media have treated CNN as their own private cathedral, a sacred pulpit from which to lecture the domestic peasantry on their civic sins. The catastrophic prospect of the world’s richest tech oligarch stepping in to help bankroll the enterprise, fresh off his gleeful, sledgehammer dismantling of their old digital playground, sends a shiver straight down the collective spine of the entire liberal intelligentsia. They do not fear the loss of journalistic integrity, for that vanished long ago; they fear the terrifying spectacle of a man who refuses to read their script suddenly holding the purse strings, turning their grand fortress of orthodoxy into yet another theater for his own amusement. Come forth and opine.

 

[DeluxAuto]

DOGE failed.
Tesla is dying.
Twitter is an even bigger cesspool since he took over.
His children hate him.

As bad as CNN is, musk can definitely make it worse

 

[ll74]

No, he won't.

 

[Saint_Ann]

DOGE failed.
Tesla is dying.
Twitter is an even bigger cesspool since he took over.
His children hate him.

As bad as CNN is, musk can definitely make it worse

Now do SpaceX and Starlink.

 

[Lazaran]

DOGE failed.
Tesla is dying.
Twitter is an even bigger cesspool since he took over.
His children hate him.

As bad as CNN is, musk can definitely make it worse

ANOTHER Reichguide thread that was “REKT” by the first reply.

#anotherthreadFAIL



Reichguide



We. Told. Them. So.

 

[Saint_Ann]

ANOTHER Reichguide thread that was “REKT” by the first reply.

#anotherthreadFAIL



Reichguide



We. Told. Them. So.

Ok. You do SpaceX and Starlink.

 

[Rightguide]

No, he won't.

When faced with a bleak and mathematically possible fact that threatens to shatter his fragile little worldview, our ll74 does not marshal evidence, consult logic, or engage in a civilized review of the data. No, his primitive defense mechanism is far more elegant in its stupidity: he simply shuts his eyes and hides beneath the tablecloth. Here we witness the progressive clergy absorbing the news that Elon Musk might join David Ellison’s grand capital syndicate to bankroll the combined Paramount-Warner Bros. Discovery colossus is akin to watching a cathedral full of theologians discover the devil has just purchased a controlling interest in the Vatican.

The mere suggestion that the billionaire chief of SpaceX and Tesla might take an equity stake in this monstrous, $111 billion media empire, thereby gaining partial ownership of both CNN and CBS News, has thrown our left-wing moralists into a state of hyperventilating panic. It seems the terrifying specter of the world’s premier technological iconoclast stepping onto the board, fresh off his cheerful, sledgehammer demolition of their beloved digital playground at X, has induced a mass psychological breakdown across every newsroom from Atlanta to Manhattan.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Will Elon Musk end up owning

• Twitter?
• Tesla?
• SpaceX?

At some point the losses start adding up.

 

[DeluxAuto]

When faced with a bleak and mathematically possible fact that threatens to shatter his fragile little worldview, our ll74 does not marshal evidence, consult logic, or engage in a civilized review of the data. No, his primitive defense mechanism is far more elegant in its stupidity: he simply shuts his eyes and hides beneath the tablecloth. Here we witness the progressive clergy absorbing the news that Elon Musk might join David Ellison’s grand capital syndicate to bankroll the combined Paramount-Warner Bros. Discovery colossus is akin to watching a cathedral full of theologians discover the devil has just purchased a controlling interest in the Vatican.

The mere suggestion that the billionaire chief of SpaceX and Tesla might take an equity stake in this monstrous, $111 billion media empire, thereby gaining partial ownership of both CNN and CBS News, has thrown our left-wing moralists into a state of hyperventilating panic. It seems the terrifying specter of the world’s premier technological iconoclast stepping onto the board, fresh off his cheerful, sledgehammer demolition of their beloved digital playground at X, has induced a mass psychological breakdown across every newsroom from Atlanta to Manhattan.

Dude. What the actual fuck are you on about? No one has done any of that. All we've done is make fun of your stupid ass, Jack.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Will Elon Musk end up owning

• Twitter?
• Tesla?
• SpaceX?

At some point the losses start adding up.

Are you worried Musk will run out of money? Lol.

 

[Bray123]

Elon already owns Trump, so there's a chance.

 

[BabyBoomer50s]

Tesla is #1 in the US EV market, earned $1.11 billion on $28.24 billion in Q2, and its stock is trading at $377 at the moment. CNN has been in decline for over a decade and is definitely in need of new ownership. I haven’t heard anything about Musk stepping in, but hopefully David Ellison can bring in leadership that can fix the problems.

 

[coati]

Reichguide has become totally dependent on AI to post anything.

Naturally he worships the oligarchs who seek to control all consumers. He's at the vanguard of voluntary enslavement.

 

[jomar]

@Rightguide spreading his writerly AI wings! Good on ya, lol. It’s a shame those billionaires and trillionaire don’t follow MacKenzie Scott’s lead.

 

[coati]

Tesla is #1 in the US EV market, earned $1.11 billion on $28.24 billion in Q2, and its stock is trading at $377 at the moment. CNN has been in decline for over a decade and is definitely in need of new ownership. I haven’t heard anything about Musk stepping in, but hopefully David Ellison can bring in leadership that can fix the problems.

^^^More worship of oligarchy.

Where are the trust-busters?

 

[Saint_Ann]

^^^More worship of oligarchy.

Where are the trust-busters?

Hating rich people and being jealous of their financial success is a liberal malfunction.

 

[icanhelp1]

DOGE failed.
Tesla is dying.
Twitter is an even bigger cesspool since he took over.
His children hate him.

As bad as CNN is, musk can definitely make it worse

DOGE didn't fail, the democratic party through every roadblock, every lawsuit in its way. Then the mainstream media propaganda gave DOGE a bad name. Democrats don't want to eliminate fraud that would put a strain on their pocketbook.

 

[icanhelp1]

Tesla is #1 in the US EV market, earned $1.11 billion on $28.24 billion in Q2, and its stock is trading at $377 at the moment. CNN has been in decline for over a decade and is definitely in need of new ownership. I haven’t heard anything about Musk stepping in, but hopefully David Ellison can bring in leadership that can fix the problems.

D/A has no clue.

 

[icanhelp1]

Hating rich people and being jealous of their financial success is a liberal malfunction.

The government should cap how much people or businesses should make in the name of equity.

 

[BabyBoomer50s]

^^^More worship of oligarchy.

Just facts.

 

[DeluxAuto]

DOGE didn't fail, the democratic party through every roadblock, every lawsuit in its way. Then the mainstream media propaganda gave DOGE a bad name. Democrats don't want to eliminate fraud that would put a strain on their pocketbook.

Our debt increased beyond normal expansion under DOGE.

Your life will end with you being a flaming dumbfuck.

 

[Rebel5soul]

The mere whisper that Elon Musk might join David Ellison's investor syndicate for the Warner-Paramount colossus, potentially scooping up a stake in both CNN and CBS News, has thrown the grand high priests of the progressive press into a state of magnificent, fluttering apoplexy. To contemplate the sheer, unadulterated panic on the left is to envision a flock of startled hens confronted by a particularly wealthy, eccentric fox. For years, the professional moralists of the mainstream media have treated CNN as their own private cathedral, a sacred pulpit from which to lecture the domestic peasantry on their civic sins. The catastrophic prospect of the world’s richest tech oligarch stepping in to help bankroll the enterprise, fresh off his gleeful, sledgehammer dismantling of their old digital playground, sends a shiver straight down the collective spine of the entire liberal intelligentsia. They do not fear the loss of journalistic integrity, for that vanished long ago; they fear the terrifying spectacle of a man who refuses to read their script suddenly holding the purse strings, turning their grand fortress of orthodoxy into yet another theater for his own amusement. Come forth and opine.

One can only hope.

 

[DeluxAuto]

One can only hope.

Media monopoly is good only when it's for the greater good, comrade shit for brains!

 

[ll74]

Here's the question needing to be asked - why would you want Elon to own CNN?

Is it political? Or do.younhave the people who consume media in mind?

Lol

 

[DeluxAuto]

When faced with a bleak and mathematically possible fact that threatens to shatter his fragile little worldview, our ll74 does not marshal evidence, consult logic, or engage in a civilized review of the data. No, his primitive defense mechanism is far more elegant in its stupidity: he simply shuts his eyes and hides beneath the tablecloth. Here we witness the progressive clergy absorbing the news that Elon Musk might join David Ellison’s grand capital syndicate to bankroll the combined Paramount-Warner Bros. Discovery colossus is akin to watching a cathedral full of theologians discover the devil has just purchased a controlling interest in the Vatican.

The mere suggestion that the billionaire chief of SpaceX and Tesla might take an equity stake in this monstrous, $111 billion media empire, thereby gaining partial ownership of both CNN and CBS News, has thrown our left-wing moralists into a state of hyperventilating panic. It seems the terrifying specter of the world’s premier technological iconoclast stepping onto the board, fresh off his cheerful, sledgehammer demolition of their beloved digital playground at X, has induced a mass psychological breakdown across every newsroom from Atlanta to Manhattan.

Tesla is #1 in the US EV market, earned $1.11 billion on $28.24 billion in Q2, and its stock is trading at $377 at the moment. CNN has been in decline for over a decade and is definitely in need of new ownership. I haven’t heard anything about Musk stepping in, but hopefully David Ellison can bring in leadership that can fix the problems.

D/A has no clue.

I'm always right.