Win a date!

[Primalex]

You have to write a poem. I expect one with rhymes or a haiku or at least a limerick. If you write a haiku, you get extra points if it contains a kigo! The poem must contain why you want the date or why you think you deserve it.

Examples:

Pick me as your date
and then let us mate
as I feel the desire
for strong barbed wire.

A slut from the Cape of Good Hope,
wants to be tied up with a rope.
Homburg doesn't rhyme,
so begs for Ps time,
but all she gets is just a grope.

Open mouth widely
Stick out tongue unzip blue jeans
Lick like an ice cream

 

[Scotsman69]

Uhuh, well if the author of these is to be the judge in this strange competition, I don't expect the winner to be a great poet.

 

[BlushingBeauty]

I couldn't agree more....that was painful to read my friend.

 

[Primalex]

Uhuh, well if the author of these is to be the judge in this strange competition, I don't expect the winner to be a great poet.

"The Scot is a fine fellow whose father toils with a muck fork, he is the bandy legged lout from Tullietudlescleugh, who after a childhood of intimacy with the cess pool, and the crab house, and twelve month at "the college" on money's wrung from the diet of his family drops his threadbare kilt and comes south in a slop suit to instruct the English in the arts of civilisation..."

 

[coquettish]

writting a haiku
to affirm your ego? big fail
suggest you go wank

 

[Primalex]

I couldn't agree more....that was painful to read my friend.

Considering that this was one of your longest public posts ever, I think I did well.

 

[Primalex]

writting a haiku
to affirm your ego? big fail
suggest you go wank

Ha! You might win with this one.

 

[School__master]

A certain guy called 'Primalex',
Frustrated through not enough sex,
Thought: 'I've an idea -
I'll just post on here...

... and hope that it doesn't perplex...

 

[Aus858]

A tanka, rather than a Haiku:

Two bodies entwined
Into one sexual soul
Writhing with Passion
Muscles clenching each other
Pain becomes pleasurable

Or a limerick:

In posting at this rather late time,
I may find that, though my words rhyme,
My chance at a date
Is too little too late
But perhaps it will still interest Prime.

Or, perhaps, a question:

A rose by any another name
Was said to smell just as sweet.
Although the analogy truly is tame,
When the Bard I simply repeat,
I must indeed wonder if this really is
A valid or invalid quiz

After all, a short poem may not
Demonstrate more than just thought.
In order to elicit someone suitable,
Is it really enough that she thinks?
Based on previous posts that’s disputable.
It seems the challenger seeks kinks.

Should a challenge be issued in turn?
Or is that an idea he would spurn?
Is the challenger really prepared
To go out with a woman who’s shared
A rhyming word here and there,
Alliteration or profound imagery?

Is he truly interested only in the mind
That a rhyming couplet can find?
Would Primalex really go out,
Be seen on the town, or about,
With a woman whose body’s not thin,
With someone whose submission’s within,
Or with one who’s not into pain?
And yet, who knows, he may gain
Some insight into others’ emotion.
Or is that an impossible notion?

So here is my challenge to you
Will you judge this author unknown
Or will you ignore someone new,
And refuse to judge what I’ve shown?

 

[Primalex]

Let me answer the questions now,
one by one and row by row.


The quiz here on Lit was valid indeed,
but not just for a poem for me to read.
What I was seeking was pure dedication,
and not just petty online flirtation.
The poem was a measurement tool,
but nevertheless not an april fool.

I don't fight battles I can't win,
no poem challenge here within.
I do like my mind and am proud of it,
but can I beat you in a battle of wit?
To beat you with words is a tempting task,
but I need more for this then a fencing mask.

I never said that it's just the mind,
that holds my interest and my kind.
The kink is strong in me, you are right,
you did properly foresee, and yet did write,
and you didn't step back and ran away,
so I will consider you now my fair prey.

I never refrain from the role of the judge,
so there was no need for the gentle nudge.
You have earned the most precious thing,
time of my life - maybe also a fling,
but this poem now has come to an end,
but who will know about our next event?


~qp~

 

[Raisa_Greywood]

writting a haiku
to affirm your ego? big fail
suggest you go wank

Completely agree. Primalex darling, you're an ass.

 

[Primalex]

Completely agree. Primalex darling, you're an ass.

*scratches his chin*

So, you come into my thread, where I'm having fun and some other people are having fun, just to declare that you think I am the ass in this thread?

You don't like it when other people enjoy their life, do you?

 

[Raisa_Greywood]

*scratches his chin*

So, you come into my thread, where I'm having fun and some other people are having fun, just to declare that you think I am the ass in this thread?

You don't like it when other people enjoy their life, do you?

Ummm yeah. That's about it. I did read the entire thread after all. But far be it for me to deprive you of fun - knock yourself out!