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Wingnuts VS Moonbats

I have a picture somewhere that sums up both species quite nicely.
 
Magnetron said:
Can't they just all get along?

Because birds of a feather do flock together ..... right?


Farking, Barking Wingnut


This year,
I'm voting for Obama

So all you Rightwing Extremists
Can suck my Mama

I said, I'm voting for Obama
All you Rightwing Extremists can suck my Mama
Yes, I am, I'm voting for him instead
So, take a hint

And suck it

Inspired, sick and tired of being mired down
In your psychotic episodes, leaving me wired up
Amped
And ready to go

Grand conpiracies, the delusions
Far and few between are the solutions
However,
I can think of one
That just might be cause for you to
Shut the fuck up

For once, I wish you'd just shut the fuck up

Dude asks, Why so rude, What's the deal
Why the rotten mood?
I say the answer is the cancer
Afflicting the right half of America's brain
Driving me insane
Turning me further away from voting McCain
Dude shrieks, That thing tangled in your hair -

Oh my God, what the

It's a Wingnut !
It's a Wingnut !
AGHHHHH !
Run, run for your lives !

Barking Wingnut !
Farking Wingnut !
Like an overweight, feral cat with more than nine lives

Farking, barking Wingnut parking on my neck
Partaking in a feast, exanguinating me of sanity
Injecting my veins with its salivic vitriol

If I was Richard Clark, I'd be asking
What's more vital to Americans now
The War Against Terrorism overseas ?
Or domestic Pest Control ?!?

AGHHHHH !
Barking Wingnut
AGHHHHH !
Farking Wingnut
How shocking and awful
With a jibber-jabbering jawful of my flesh
Peirced with venomous fangs
Poison to my right ear

But this year I have the answer
To cut out this cancer
By voting for Obama
So all you Rightwing Extremists
Can suck my Mama

And while you are at it

You can suck my balls
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What an eccentric performance.
 
http://www.literotica.com/p/dance-monkey-dance


Dance, Monkey, Dance


Think you know me
You don't know me
Not the slightest
You'd better think again
Never considered you an enemy of mine
That's a luxury I'd only give a friend

See
You lost that privelege
With your ventriloquistic speaking on my behalf
Despite your dummy rhetoric from my lips
Always being well worth it for a laugh

Funny as it is being thrown overboard
Chummed to the sharks
Left alone for myself to fend
I always manage to walk ashore
On my own two feet
Stronger in the end

While you wrap it up
Slap a price tag on
So damn easy to sell another brother out
Soapbox opportunist
Always on the lookout for another patsy
Someone you can railroad
Drown in shout

Tell me what's it like
Please do tell
Preaching to so many deafened ears
Tell me if it is frustrating as hell
To be shunned like a leper by your peers
Maybe you'll learn your lesson some day
Perhaps we'll give it a few more years
You'd think it would've already sunk in

Like the Titanic

No such luck
Thanks to your post traumatic manic depressive fears
Claustrophobic
Mind in a box
Packaged in bubble wrap
Can't see beyond your own conflicting arguments
Like icebergs in the night
They're the trap

On collision course as usual
Destined to sink into oblivion
Oblivious of your own murky perspective
You can't leave it alone
Let it die a natural death
You've forgotten how to sincerely live

Now you want to tangle
Push your angle
By knocking me over the railing
Off my feet
Steal the lifeboat
Every man for himself
A Greek tragedy straight from Crete

As you sail away
Sinking into the Drink
Plugging every self inflicted leak that springs eternal
I'm already suntanning on the beach
Receiving kisses from every native girl

Hoowah!

I said dance
Monkey
Dance
Give me more of your juvenile monkey rants
Com'on and dance for me
Monkey
Do it really funky

Put on your bunny slippers
Your Wal-Mart shopping pajama pants
Do it really funky
Dance for me
Monkey
Just do it and
Dance
 
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renard_ruse said:
I see Huffington Post has sent out the marching orders again. Same old MO the establishment has been using to destroy America for the last 25 years.

No longer working, folks. You need a new MO.
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Hey, can someone PM me the marching orders? My e-mail is down.



Magnetron said:
Can't they just all get along?

Because birds of a feather do flock together ..... right?


Farking, Barking Wingnut


This year,
I'm voting for Obama

So all you Rightwing Extremists
Can suck my Mama

I said, I'm voting for Obama
All you Rightwing Extremists can suck my Mama
Yes, I am, I'm voting for him instead
So, take a hint

And suck it

Inspired, sick and tired of being mired down
In your psychotic episodes, leaving me wired up
Amped
And ready to go

Grand conpiracies, the delusions
Far and few between are the solutions
However,
I can think of one
That just might be cause for you to
Shut the fuck up

For once, I wish you'd just shut the fuck up

Dude asks, Why so rude, What's the deal
Why the rotten mood?
I say the answer is the cancer
Afflicting the right half of America's brain
Driving me insane
Turning me further away from voting McCain
Dude shrieks, That thing tangled in your hair -

Oh my God, what the

It's a Wingnut !
It's a Wingnut !
AGHHHHH !
Run, run for your lives !

Barking Wingnut !
Farking Wingnut !
Like an overweight, feral cat
But one with more than nine lives

Farking, barking Wingnut parking on my neck
Partaking in a feast, exanguinating me of sanity
Injecting my veins with its salivic vitriol

If I was Richard Clark, I'd be asking
What's more vital to Americans now
The War Against Terrorism overseas ?
Or domestic Pest Control ?!?

AGHHHHH !
Barking Wingnut
AGHHHHH !
Farking Wingnut
How shocking and awful
With a jibber-jabbering jawful of my flesh
Peirced with venomous fangs
Poison to my right ear

But this year I have the answer
To cut out this cancer
By voting for Obama
So all you Rightwing Extremists
Can suck my Mama

And while you are at it

You can suck my balls
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I am currently preparing 87 American Thinker cut-and-pastes that properly express my outrage.
 
Flappy Bat Not So Happy


An enigma
Not quite so enigmatic
Transparently unpragmatic
Flappy bat bouncing off the rafters in the attic

Too tragic for words to describe

Scattered thoughts
Lost in the storm
Eminating in the form of static
Jumping to conclusions in a fashion
Rather automatic

Too tragic a song to sing

Tangled in my hair
Bat flying everywhere
Whizzing through the air
Flying rodent of DESPAIR!

Aaaaaghhhhhhh!!!!!

Getaway, getaway
You're not welcome anyway, in my attic
In my house, not tomorrow or today
Get outta my hair!
I SAID GET OUTTA MY HAIR!!
JUST GET OUTTA MY HAIR!!!

And begone with you!
Up the chimney flue
Go back to the wild
Or find yourself a zoo
Somewhere you can't damage your brain any further

'Cause you're a menace to your own society
 
Magnetron said:
Awesome. I look forward to reading it after some coffee.
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I'd recommend you enjoy it after a few cups of coffee or an illegal substance. It's different. ;)



rose tinted glasses on batty as bats
dogged paws in warm merino mittens
half empty tumbler glass half filled
beer goggles worn by whinos
thongs strung out on snow men
these are a few of my weird things...

sing with me...

when the bum bites
when the sea stings
when I'm feeling bad
these are a few of my really weird brain fart things
and then I don't feel so barking mad...
 
Is there a Mod in the house?

I would like this thread relocated to the PF&D.
 
Wait ...... I changed my mind.

Please have this thread relocated to the New Politics Forum.
 
Wait ..... I ....



....... forgot what the fuck I was going say.
 
http://www.literotica.com/p/cannibalistic-bliss


Cannibalistic Bliss


Wiping away the soaped over windows
Inside, the politicians
Making the fast buck
From your cfoncerns, your woes
With their agendas
Self serving missions
Hear them declaring the shelves empty
In the backrooms of soup kitchens

As the poor
Wheak
And tired
Line up outside the door

The hunger, thirst
Gone beyond insatiable
Need to feed
Supercedes any measure of self control
Disenchanted masses
With distended bellies never to be full

Salivating over the prospect of a wishbone

Eyeing the governing body
Like a roasted beast upon a silver platter
The bitter lining of their stomachs swallowed whole
From the inside out

Satin curtains ripped away
The windows shatter
Exposing the great illusionists of our day and age
Revealed for what they truly are
Pigs getting fatter
Hogging all the temple grain
Charletains on a stage

Dragged
Kicking and screaming
Into the audience
Devoured

Torn apart
Limb from limb
By the emaciated
Empowered

Bitten once too often
The hands that fed you bite back
With a deadly kiss

Starved for too long
The people attack
In a rage that can only amount to this

Cannibalistic bliss


KingOrfeo said:
You were going to say that the poor, working and middle classes should rise up and overthrow the plutocracy.

Glad I could help.
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