Winter Holiday Story 2004 Contest Ideas

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The Office Gift Exchange

Three very different women receive vibrators from their " secret Santas". Perhaps they are a virginal intern, new to the offce ( the boss' daughter?) ; the old prude from accounting ; the slutty secretary.
If anyone picks this idea, they can play with the number and nature of the women.

The fun is in them trying to find out who the Santas are. And the sex after they do. Or think they do. Maybe one ends up guessing wrong, and maybe another screws several along the way. Lots of variations possible- incest, lesbian, voyeur, etc.

 

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a simple classic: drunken Santa at the office party.

as a twist, the story is really about his wife arriving to pour him home. But he passes out too soon, so she stays for a drink.....

 

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I saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus

seems straightforward, and could be .

But consider:
~ which gender is the adult child whose POV you take?
~is Santa Dad, neighbour, relative, stranger, Mom's boss, or a mythical elvish creature ?
~which gender is Santa? a lesbian cd santa might be fun, with a strap-on
~does the child just watch?
~if the child joins in, is it straight or lez incest? group with santa?
~is the child telling this to a sibling or Dad? if so, does that lead to sex? if so, which combination?

by my estimate, about 15 to 20 different variations possible off one "simple" idea. or more.

 

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a non-human frolic of offduty elves , starting with a snowball fight and emding up with elvish merriment.

or could do a human version, featuring the elves from the church pagent, the choir, or dept store. First they fight. They they make out...er, I mean up...yeah, that's the ticket.

 

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backstage at the church pagent, someone has cast a magic spell, and people say what they really think, and soon act out fantasies. The choir director likes the looks of the person in the donkey suit , revealing they are secretly a plushie. The young mom typecast as Madonna says she'd rather be a trat like today's Madonna, and gets offers from the wisemen. etc....

 

[zephrbabe]

At the risk of sounding dumb (but hey- no stupid questions, right?): What is a "plushie"?

I have several guesses, but I've never heard "plushie" used in the circumstances.

-Kathryn

 

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At the risk of sounding dumb (but hey- no stupid questions, right?): What is a "plushie"?

I have several guesses, but I've never heard "plushie" used in the circumstances.

-Kathryn

I actually misuse the term, I think. There are two usages:

1. one who has 'sex' with stuffed animals
2. one who likes to dress up like an animal ( a fluffy type generaly) for sexplay.

I was employing the second usage. Christmas dressup always seems to me to be a transparent socially endorsed variant on that fetish.

 

[Dana Gallagher]

I promised missygail I'd promote early and often on this forum.

Yeah, but you forgot to send me the link... luckily I'm smart enough to find it on my own *grinz*


Oh Shit! The Tenth... I didn't think it was so soon... I have started... I guess it's time to stop playing on the internet and start really writing.... I have an interesting one and I think you will like it Mr. Hugs, because I'll give you a hit, there's a bit of incest involved!!

I don't have any ideas to suggest at the moment... Perhaps an office Christmas party were everyone gets drunk and orgy insues? Or has that been done before?

 

[Dana Gallagher]

Okay here is a real idea...

Now I vouch that this can happen cause it has just happened to me, though of course it wasn't a christmas party and I'm not locked in with a good looking guy, instead I'm locked in with my three rugrats who are all going to go nuts in the hour it's going to take for someone to come over and get us out....

Okay apart from my desperate situation here's the story idea....

There's this great Christmas bash thrown by this well off couple that isn't tied down by children. Anyone whose anyone is invited to this christmas party and it happens every year!

Well, the couple had been remodeling their house making another room. What they had done was to remodel in the garage bringing the floor up to the house level and then building a wash room a spare back bedroom (for guests) and along with a small half bathroom...

The couple has got the new add on fully furnished and they've been showing off their decorating skills all night. Well, as a group is touring the room there's two people that stay behind admiring the artwork on the walls. The two people are a man and a woman. They both notice that they are alone in the room and the move to make their way out. They walk out of the bedroom and down the narrow hallway... they are almost to the door of the hallway when suddenly the old garage door is slammed in their faces. The garage door was too be replaced by a swinging door, but it hadn't been done yet.

So as a result of the garage door having not been replaced there is still a lock on the door which would lock people out of the house, the purpose it served as the garage door. When the two people see the door shut they both look at the lock with wide eyes... they rush to grab the door knob and when they turn it they find that it's locked... they've been locked into the new add on....

They start to bang on the locked door, but the holiday music is up to loud to be heard. They keep trying but suddenly they realize it's useless. They figure that they'll be let out once the couple of the house decide to show off their add on once again.

They have to start talking, luckily there's a small refridgerator in the bedroom so they won't be without refreshments and also there's a bathroom so they won't have to hold themselves.

Well, perhaps the woman is a smoker, or maybe they both are smokers and they run out of smokes. They start to really need a nicotine hit really bad and the only way to get their minds off the little cancer sticks is to have sex... I know it sounds a bit stupid, but I could imagine it happening... perhaps the sex is wonderful... and they have to repeat and repeat over and over again so the craving for a cigarette is replaced by exhaustion... they fall asleep in the on the guest bed, which they've totally messed up....

I the morning they are found by the rich couple who are total surprised to find these people in their guest bed completely naked. The two people wake and dress quickly, they leave as soon as possible before the rich couple can start complaining about them having sex in their newly decorated add on....

They get to their cars and both reach in for their cigs, the woman stops when the man knocks at her car window. She rolls down the window and he tells her that this has been the longest time that he's been without a cigarette and perhaps if they keep up the sex then by the time they just can't function anymore all the nicotine will be out of their system... and they will be nonsmokers.

Well, I'm am too be released in about ten minutes or so, from my locked bedroom along with the rugrats, since one of my lovely daughters was the one to lock the garage door. Unfortunately I didn't have the fun time as the people in this little story idea.... but I hope you like this idea... though beware if my current story doesn't pan out then I may write this one....

You could take out the part about them needing a smoke, but I thought it added an interesting twist....

 

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Yeah, but you forgot to send me the link... luckily I'm smart enough to find it on my own *grinz*


Oh Shit! The Tenth... I didn't think it was so soon... I have started... I guess it's time to stop playing on the internet and start really writing.... I have an interesting one and I think you will like it Mr. Hugs, because I'll give you a hit, there's a bit of incest involved!!

I don't have any ideas to suggest at the moment... Perhaps an office Christmas party were everyone gets drunk and orgy insues? Or has that been done before?

I say never too many well written office orgies!

 

[My Erotic Tail]

Rotic: the Literotica elf

Hello Sirhugs~

another contest ay!

hehehe...hey Missygail~

Huh...my story is in for the opening of the gates...

Rotic: the Literotica Elf

and you...sirhugs...is mentiond in my story <snicker>

waiting for the gate to open and tantalizing another
tail....I meant tale.

Art~

 

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mine is submitted

watch this space for a link

 

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Christmas at Grandma's

there is a huge silent audience for mature incest.

a few ideas for variations:

~first holidays since Gramps died. The family goes home so Gramma isn't alone. She mentions what she misses most is the sex. At her age, this shocks everyone, but each family member secretly helps her out.

~same, but it is already a family that plays together, and they go for that purpose

~same, but mom and gramps had been lovers, and mom has planned to offer up her son to grandma . posibly as son's forst time? mom may or may not play too

~different: grandson( or dau) is away at school. family abroad for holidays so (s)he to spend holiday with grandma. erotic joke gifts lead to sex. or mistletoe leads to sex.

~different: grandma is a swinger. family unsuspectingly arrives in the midst of her swining holiday party- mistletoe, spiked eggnog, etc. orgy ensues, both incest and otherwise.

 

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Re: Okay here is a real idea...

Now I vouch that this can happen cause it has just happened to me, though of course it wasn't a christmas party and I'm not locked in with a good looking guy, instead I'm locked in with my three rugrats who are all going to go nuts in the hour it's going to take for someone to come over and get us out....

Okay apart from my desperate situation here's the story idea....

There's this great Christmas bash thrown by this well off couple that isn't tied down by children. Anyone whose anyone is invited to this christmas party and it happens every year!

Well, the couple had been remodeling their house making another room. What they had done was to remodel in the garage bringing the floor up to the house level and then building a wash room a spare back bedroom (for guests) and along with a small half bathroom...

The couple has got the new add on fully furnished and they've been showing off their decorating skills all night. Well, as a group is touring the room there's two people that stay behind admiring the artwork on the walls. The two people are a man and a woman. They both notice that they are alone in the room and the move to make their way out. They walk out of the bedroom and down the narrow hallway... they are almost to the door of the hallway when suddenly the old garage door is slammed in their faces. The garage door was too be replaced by a swinging door, but it hadn't been done yet.

So as a result of the garage door having not been replaced there is still a lock on the door which would lock people out of the house, the purpose it served as the garage door. When the two people see the door shut they both look at the lock with wide eyes... they rush to grab the door knob and when they turn it they find that it's locked... they've been locked into the new add on....

They start to bang on the locked door, but the holiday music is up to loud to be heard. They keep trying but suddenly they realize it's useless. They figure that they'll be let out once the couple of the house decide to show off their add on once again.

They have to start talking, luckily there's a small refridgerator in the bedroom so they won't be without refreshments and also there's a bathroom so they won't have to hold themselves.

Well, perhaps the woman is a smoker, or maybe they both are smokers and they run out of smokes. They start to really need a nicotine hit really bad and the only way to get their minds off the little cancer sticks is to have sex... I know it sounds a bit stupid, but I could imagine it happening... perhaps the sex is wonderful... and they have to repeat and repeat over and over again so the craving for a cigarette is replaced by exhaustion... they fall asleep in the on the guest bed, which they've totally messed up....

I the morning they are found by the rich couple who are total surprised to find these people in their guest bed completely naked. The two people wake and dress quickly, they leave as soon as possible before the rich couple can start complaining about them having sex in their newly decorated add on....

They get to their cars and both reach in for their cigs, the woman stops when the man knocks at her car window. She rolls down the window and he tells her that this has been the longest time that he's been without a cigarette and perhaps if they keep up the sex then by the time they just can't function anymore all the nicotine will be out of their system... and they will be nonsmokers.

Well, I'm am too be released in about ten minutes or so, from my locked bedroom along with the rugrats, since one of my lovely daughters was the one to lock the garage door. Unfortunately I didn't have the fun time as the people in this little story idea.... but I hope you like this idea... though beware if my current story doesn't pan out then I may write this one....

You could take out the part about them needing a smoke, but I thought it added an interesting twist....

interesting indeed...why not sex with the hosts too?

 

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It's started:

my entry is up, Changing Santa's Suit

where's yours?

 

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mistletoe and incest

mistletoe is about releasing inhibitions. Plus incest stories do well. So consider the possibilities:

~very straight child arrives home for the holidays early, not knowing parents are swingers, finds Mommy kissing neighbour under the mistletoe

~ sibs get involved in a kissing game at a party

~kinky daughter waits to catch conservative dad under the mistletoe ( interesting twist if she catchs mom instead)

~ inlaws let loose. three couples. husband wife, both sets of parents. what starts off as a chaste kiss tween wife and dad in law escalates as each mismatched couple gets more daring, challenges the next to outdo it.

~wife sees hubby getting handy under the mistletoe when she arrives to drive him home from the office party of his family business. decides to get even. with his sister

 

[My Erotic Tail]

Sir hugs story

It's started:

my entry is up, Changing Santa's Suit

where's yours?

Lits comment and feedback was not working
so here's what I wrote....I only hope that the vote
went through? ^5

Changing Santa's suit~

WAS HUMOROUS AND EROTIC...well Sirhugs that was
a clever approach to a Christmas story...
I truely enjoyed reading it and snickered
and purred the whole time. ^5

Good luck and Happy Holidays.
My Erotic Tail
Art~

 

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Re: Sir hugs story

Lits comment and feedback was not working
so here's what I wrote....I only hope that the vote
went through? ^5

Changing Santa's suit~

WAS HUMOROUS AND EROTIC...well Sirhugs that was
a clever approach to a Christmas story...
I truely enjoyed reading it and snickered
and purred the whole time. ^5

Good luck and Happy Holidays.
My Erotic Tail
Art~

don't be bashful, you prancer...your blixen tale is way more clever ( those maybe a tad less smutty)

 

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Decorating...

might be at chuurch, office or home..that triples the variations right there.

One of my fave variations is the seemingly shy or unattainable gal goes up the ladder to hang a wreath, holly or mistletoe. This allows the protagonist to see up her skirt. Perhaps she's wearing no panties. Or a thong, or other sexy lingerie.

Another variant could have her falling off the ladder into his arms ( or her arms in the lesbian variants).

All variations may be altered into incest of your fave flavour.

Or the protagonist is the one up the ladder, getting a nice angle down a blouse.

Or the protagonist goes into the choir loft to hand the boughs along the edge and gets a voyeur thrill. A slight variation is going into the supply closet at work or the spare room/basement t home to interrupt a tryst. Insert taboo of choice here.

Staple guns, ribbons, tape, glue etc are all fodder for fun bdsm play.

I think there is over 100 ideas right here....mix and match

 

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The Elvish Gift Exchange

I see this one as a humpurous keystone kops kaper in Santa's Workshop after the Old Guy leaves in the sleigh. the workers trade gifts with each other. Some try to impress the secret objects of their affection, others try to impress the crowd. those who get sexy gifts are embarassed ( or not). passions flow...

or set it at an office. dress the office 'nice girl' in the decidely nonPC costume. She is assigned to go around delivering gifts. At each stop, for courage, she has a drink. Soon drunk. Soon sex....

 

[Dana Gallagher]

Re: Re: Okay here is a real idea...

interesting indeed...why not sex with the hosts too?

Hon... I think your motto is more IS better.... na I think the hosts would have a key to the door....

I'm just a tad partial to the good old fashion one on one bumpin' and grindin'.... throwing more than that in the group and I can't keep track of whose doing what, especially if i'm the one writing it....

How about a story about an erotic christmas... perhaps a newly wed couple surprise each other with christmas present of the naughty varity... you know dildos and cock rings left under the christmas tree... and they forget to go around and visit all the family christmas parties because they are too busy using their new presents!

I know here's an idea that Sirhugs might love.... an office game of dirty santa turns really dirty when someone sneaks in a vibrator or dildo into the pile of presents... let's see how many times that dildo gets stolen and the methods each co-worker will use to steal it...

 

[Dana Gallagher]

Perhaps a naughty variation on the Christmas Carol... we could have our 'Scrooge' be a very geeky man, content to sit behind his computer desk and not relate to people... still a virgin at 35 years old (or older if you wish)...

The Ghosts of Christmas past, and present show him scenes of his life in which he could have gotten laid and different girls in his life that wanted him, but he never caught on to their hints....


The ghost of Christmas future would show him dead with a sign on his Coffin... here lies Scrooge, content with computer games instead of pussy... returned to you unopened.

He of course wakes just in time to find that it's still Christmas... flies to the window and asks the boy on the street to go to Fredricks of Hollywood and buy that red lacy thing in the window... then he takes off to his secretary's house... a Miss Marley!!

Then a celebration insues after Scrooge loses his virginity by the very talented Miss Marely....

I don't know, but I think Tiny Tim should be left out of this one!!

Or perhaps he's tiny tim for another reason other than his just short.... maybe scrooge will give him money to buy a pecker enlarging pill!!

 

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Perhaps a naughty variation on the Christmas Carol... we could have our 'Scrooge' be a very geeky man, content to sit behind his computer desk and not relate to people... still a virgin at 35 years old (or older if you wish)...

The Ghosts of Christmas past, and present show him scenes of his life in which he could have gotten laid and different girls in his life that wanted him, but he never caught on to their hints....


The ghost of Christmas future would show him dead with a sign on his Coffin... here lies Scrooge, content with computer games instead of pussy... returned to you unopened.

He of course wakes just in time to find that it's still Christmas... flies to the window and asks the boy on the street to go to Fredricks of Hollywood and buy that red lacy thing in the window... then he takes off to his secretary's house... a Miss Marley!!

Then a celebration insues after Scrooge loses his virginity by the very talented Miss Marely....

I don't know, but I think Tiny Tim should be left out of this one!!

Or perhaps he's tiny tim for another reason other than his just short.... maybe scrooge will give him money to buy a pecker enlarging pill!!

Bill Gates as Scrooge? Interesting...

 

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more incest

the whole clan descends on Grandma's house for the Christmas gift exchange.

While Gran cooks up the cocoa, they head outside and chose up sides for a giant snowball fight.

Everyone gets soked and they head inside to dry out. First it turns out they don't have rooms for each to strip solo. Then most hafebn't got spare clothes, so wil have to sit in their underwear while theclothes dry by the fire.

Gran insists no one can have cocoa except by the tree, so eventually even the shyest venture out.

Then.....

 

[Dana Gallagher]

Re: more incest

the whole clan descends on Grandma's house for the Christmas gift exchange.

While Gran cooks up the cocoa, they head outside and chose up sides for a giant snowball fight.

Everyone gets soked and they head inside to dry out. First it turns out they don't have rooms for each to strip solo. Then most hafebn't got spare clothes, so wil have to sit in their underwear while theclothes dry by the fire.

Gran insists no one can have cocoa except by the tree, so eventually even the shyest venture out.

Then.....

Ah man I hope Grandma's wrinkly butt doesn't get in on the action... though she could sit back and instruct all the grandchildren...

"I told you sonny, that's the wrong damn hole! Now you better get it right before you really injure your cousin's belly button!"