Winter Me vs Summer Me

I used to be able to drink pints of it -- now, 1/2 pint is plenty -- yeah, it's rough as fuck and puckers my face up when I drink it
It's like it separates into two parts in your mouth: a liquid that fills your bladder about four times the volume of what you drank, and the alcohol that goes straight to the bit of your brain behind your eyes and does a little dance there.
 
Summer me: naked a lot, in fairly good shape.
Winter me: naked slightly less, in slightly worse shape.
 
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