DreamingOfMyEx
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Eric Taylor looked in the bathroom mirror for the hundredth time since waking a couple of hours earlier from what felt like a fever dream. Perhaps it was silly to expect he’d see something different than he’d seen the first 99 times, but then stranger things have happened.
The strangest thing that ever happened to Eric Taylor was what he saw the first time he looked in the mirror that morning.
He was no longer Eric Taylor. Eric had been a nerdy 18 year old boy, a recent high school graduate who had never been on a date in his life. Not a real date, anyway. There was Betty, who had lived next door to him in the church parsonage ever since her father was called to be pastor of the Lakeside Community Church a few years earlier. Eric and Betty had ended up “together” on a few occasions, mostly at group activities related to school, or Sunday School, but never an actual “date”.
“This can’t be happening” he mumbled again for perhaps the thousandth time, but it wasn’t his voice he heard. The image in the mirror, and the voice in his ear, was decidedly more feminine – and more mature – than the 18 year old loser named Eric Taylor.
He – or “she” – had just emerged from the tiny shower in the tiny home Eric had fashioned for himself from a large storage building in his parents’ back yard. It was a cold shower. As if the cold water could wake him from the dream he was having. Now, with wet hair and goose bumps all over, the only thing that had changed was the image in the mirror had wet hair and goose bumps all over – and harder nipples. Her hair was long, her eyes mesmerizing, and her lips fuller than any lips he’d ever dreamed of kissing. Her hips were wide, her waist unrealistically small for the hips, and her “boobs” were humongous. Certainly larger than any he had seen in National Geographic – his only source for pictures of naked breasts. Even the ones he’d seen in the movies in sweaters weren’t as big as those in the mirror.
Even though Eric wasn’t the expert on women’s breasts, he noted they were more “firm” than one might expect from breasts of that size. Not exactly hard, as there was plenty of jiggle and bounce with every movement, but they didn’t droop much at all.
“This can’t be happening” the woman in the mirror whispered again. Obviously, she was wrong.
==
Dear Betty,
(even the handwriting was decidedly more feminine)
When I woke up this morning, I noticed something very strange has happened. So strange I can’t even tell you what it is because you might think I’m crazy.
Anyway, I think it could have something to do with the carnival, and that “wishing machine”. I remember you made a wish, too.
(yes, they went to the carnival together, but it wasn’t a “date”)
So, did you notice anything unusual this morning, that might be related to making a wish? If not, I’m sorry to concern you, it’s something I’ll just have to deal with myself.
(she’s trying hard not to make the writing look so feminine – Betty knows what Eric’s handwriting looks like)
But if something happened to you like it happened to me, then we definitely need to get together to talk about it. I know your parents are away for the week, so I can come there or you can come to my place. Just hang the towel in the window like you used to do when you wanted to study together and I’ll come over. Or if you want to come here, just knock. (I’m keeping the door locked so my mom or dad don’t come in.)
She signed the note “Eric” even as she was thinking of using the name Erica – if ever she needed to give herself a more feminine name.
--
Next was the challenge of getting the note to Betty. He knew it would slide under the kitchen door which led into her back yard. The challenge was in sneaking to her back door and home again without being spotted. That’s when she found Eric had almost nothing that would fit her. None of his pants would fit over her hips, and none of his shirts would fit over her breasts. Only his shoes were somewhat loose on her feet.
If I knew what that stupid machine was going to do, I would have wished for some clothes, too.
Last night at the Carnival, he surprised himself by saying his wish out loud. “I want to be hot.” He said it right in front of Betty. Thank God nobody else was close enough to hear. Even more surprising was when the mechanical man in the machine asked him to be more specific. After all, “hot” could simply mean a rise in temperature, right? Well, in for a penny, in for a pound. “I want to be more … attractive. Sexy.”
It was just a stupid machine at a carnival. It wasn’t supposed to be real. But Eric looked in the mirror one more time. It appeared the machine could be real. As stupid as that explanation was, he couldn’t think of another.
A few minutes later, the woman who had been Eric Taylor checked herself in the mirror one more time. She was wrapped in a white bedsheet which had been more-or-less fashioned into something faintly resembling a dress through the judicious use of safety pins and a belt. Underneath was one of Eric’s tshirts, which fit so tightly across her breasts that they wouldn’t bounce uncontrollably and risk dislodging the dress. Three pairs of socks helped keep the sneakers from falling off her feet. She tried to don a ball cap to keep the hair somewhat constrained, but there was simply too much hair with too much body. In the end, she took a strip of cloth and tied her hair into a pony tail.
All this was just in case someone saw her – but she didn’t intend anyone to see her. It wasn’t as if she could explain her presence - exiting Eric’s little house in the back yard, dashing to the house next door to slip an envelope under the door, then dashing back to Eric’s. She whispered a prayer to not be seen before the dash, and whispered a prayer of thanks for not being seen (as far as she could tell) on her return home.
Now it was just a matter of waiting for Betty’s signal. Who knows how long that could take. With her parents away, the note might not even be found for hours. Or days??? “Please God, please help her find the note.”
Well, it wasn’t just a matter of waiting for Betty’s signal. This woman, whoever she was, would eventually need to move out of Eric’s little house in the back yard. It isn’t as if she could say “Mom, Dad, a funny thing happened at the carnival.”
The strangest thing that ever happened to Eric Taylor was what he saw the first time he looked in the mirror that morning.
He was no longer Eric Taylor. Eric had been a nerdy 18 year old boy, a recent high school graduate who had never been on a date in his life. Not a real date, anyway. There was Betty, who had lived next door to him in the church parsonage ever since her father was called to be pastor of the Lakeside Community Church a few years earlier. Eric and Betty had ended up “together” on a few occasions, mostly at group activities related to school, or Sunday School, but never an actual “date”.
“This can’t be happening” he mumbled again for perhaps the thousandth time, but it wasn’t his voice he heard. The image in the mirror, and the voice in his ear, was decidedly more feminine – and more mature – than the 18 year old loser named Eric Taylor.

He – or “she” – had just emerged from the tiny shower in the tiny home Eric had fashioned for himself from a large storage building in his parents’ back yard. It was a cold shower. As if the cold water could wake him from the dream he was having. Now, with wet hair and goose bumps all over, the only thing that had changed was the image in the mirror had wet hair and goose bumps all over – and harder nipples. Her hair was long, her eyes mesmerizing, and her lips fuller than any lips he’d ever dreamed of kissing. Her hips were wide, her waist unrealistically small for the hips, and her “boobs” were humongous. Certainly larger than any he had seen in National Geographic – his only source for pictures of naked breasts. Even the ones he’d seen in the movies in sweaters weren’t as big as those in the mirror.
Even though Eric wasn’t the expert on women’s breasts, he noted they were more “firm” than one might expect from breasts of that size. Not exactly hard, as there was plenty of jiggle and bounce with every movement, but they didn’t droop much at all.
“This can’t be happening” the woman in the mirror whispered again. Obviously, she was wrong.
==
Dear Betty,
(even the handwriting was decidedly more feminine)
When I woke up this morning, I noticed something very strange has happened. So strange I can’t even tell you what it is because you might think I’m crazy.
Anyway, I think it could have something to do with the carnival, and that “wishing machine”. I remember you made a wish, too.
(yes, they went to the carnival together, but it wasn’t a “date”)
So, did you notice anything unusual this morning, that might be related to making a wish? If not, I’m sorry to concern you, it’s something I’ll just have to deal with myself.
(she’s trying hard not to make the writing look so feminine – Betty knows what Eric’s handwriting looks like)
But if something happened to you like it happened to me, then we definitely need to get together to talk about it. I know your parents are away for the week, so I can come there or you can come to my place. Just hang the towel in the window like you used to do when you wanted to study together and I’ll come over. Or if you want to come here, just knock. (I’m keeping the door locked so my mom or dad don’t come in.)
She signed the note “Eric” even as she was thinking of using the name Erica – if ever she needed to give herself a more feminine name.
--
Next was the challenge of getting the note to Betty. He knew it would slide under the kitchen door which led into her back yard. The challenge was in sneaking to her back door and home again without being spotted. That’s when she found Eric had almost nothing that would fit her. None of his pants would fit over her hips, and none of his shirts would fit over her breasts. Only his shoes were somewhat loose on her feet.
If I knew what that stupid machine was going to do, I would have wished for some clothes, too.
Last night at the Carnival, he surprised himself by saying his wish out loud. “I want to be hot.” He said it right in front of Betty. Thank God nobody else was close enough to hear. Even more surprising was when the mechanical man in the machine asked him to be more specific. After all, “hot” could simply mean a rise in temperature, right? Well, in for a penny, in for a pound. “I want to be more … attractive. Sexy.”

It was just a stupid machine at a carnival. It wasn’t supposed to be real. But Eric looked in the mirror one more time. It appeared the machine could be real. As stupid as that explanation was, he couldn’t think of another.
A few minutes later, the woman who had been Eric Taylor checked herself in the mirror one more time. She was wrapped in a white bedsheet which had been more-or-less fashioned into something faintly resembling a dress through the judicious use of safety pins and a belt. Underneath was one of Eric’s tshirts, which fit so tightly across her breasts that they wouldn’t bounce uncontrollably and risk dislodging the dress. Three pairs of socks helped keep the sneakers from falling off her feet. She tried to don a ball cap to keep the hair somewhat constrained, but there was simply too much hair with too much body. In the end, she took a strip of cloth and tied her hair into a pony tail.
All this was just in case someone saw her – but she didn’t intend anyone to see her. It wasn’t as if she could explain her presence - exiting Eric’s little house in the back yard, dashing to the house next door to slip an envelope under the door, then dashing back to Eric’s. She whispered a prayer to not be seen before the dash, and whispered a prayer of thanks for not being seen (as far as she could tell) on her return home.
Now it was just a matter of waiting for Betty’s signal. Who knows how long that could take. With her parents away, the note might not even be found for hours. Or days??? “Please God, please help her find the note.”
Well, it wasn’t just a matter of waiting for Betty’s signal. This woman, whoever she was, would eventually need to move out of Eric’s little house in the back yard. It isn’t as if she could say “Mom, Dad, a funny thing happened at the carnival.”
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