Wit & Nipples 🍒

[positiveflirt]

You could always bring in a takeaway Italian pizza to share with whoever you’re going with?

I once went to the cinema with a loaf of sourdough, olives, alioli and a selection of meats so… anything is possible

What are you going to see?

Oh good thinking! Horror season has begun so we're gonna turn up and see what's there! Bring Her Back and Weapons are the frontrunners

 

[BDA73]

The tip of one of these nails feels incredible on my clit so….

Oh fucking my

 

[firefox27eros]

The tip of one of these nails feels incredible on my clit so….

If there is no evidence it has never happened...

 

[GallantWriter]

The tip of one of these nails feels incredible on my clit so….

I mean a good slow back scratch could also be nice, at least in my eyes. Hits somewhere in me, that excites me.

 

[peekingone]

OOOOH

AND

My man killers are back….

Although this time a more neutral colour

Most of you that know me know I usually have red or black so the pink BIG thing for me

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Pink to match your flower TGIF and have a great weekend too

 

[juttjaw]

Red heads will always be my type.

Isla Fisher?!!! Like Her in Wedding Crashers specifically….

Ive had many red head girlfriends, i even married a red head. Not to stereotype, but they really are a lot of fun! Not just sex things either (although, i can not say enough about that...) they've all had great sense of humor, very sharply intelligent, had beautiful faces and bodies. Maybe i just attract those kinds of women, if thats true, i hardly deserve it.

Its a little short to say, red heads are my type, they are, in fact, most of my life.

You just had to say something about red heads and drag me out of my cave..

Edit to say: Natural red heads of course. From strawberry to deep crimson.. This whole thing kinda sounds creepy.. I certainly didnt mean it that way.

 

[metrifonate]

OOOOH

AND

My man killers are back….

Although this time a more neutral colour

Most of you that know me know I usually have red or black so the pink BIG thing for me

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Take down any prey that approaches.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Oh good thinking! Horror season has begun so we're gonna turn up and see what's there! Bring Her Back and Weapons are the frontrunners

I cannot WAIT TO SEE WEAPONS

 

[SpicyBean99]

That would be something enjoyable to watch

I might make a little clip for you tomorrow….

 

[athelticguy04]

Have a wonderful weekend beautiful.be safe,have fun

 

[positiveflirt]

I cannot WAIT TO SEE WEAPONS

I STRONGLY AGREE.

 

[NoObjection]

The tip of one of these nails feels incredible on my clit so….

Wonder how that would feel on the head of my cock.
Good night sweet princess.
Pleasant dreams.

 

[Azuldrgon]

OOOOH

AND

My man killers are back….

Although this time a more neutral colour

Most of you that know me know I usually have red or black so the pink BIG thing for me

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Love these.

I spent the first part of my Friday at work slowing down and the last half on Dad duty.
Hope you had a wonderful time.

 

[mortis]

When the red lipstick and black latex & leather body suit comes out, so does my more dominant side.

Enjoy (I took these specifically for lit a lil while ago)


1) https://postimg.cc/14Tx40SQ



2) https://postimg.cc/DJnGrbKf



3) https://postimg.cc/3Wt6VXNG


Which one do you like the most

#3 stoner pics are the best.

 

[hotcpu]

When the red lipstick and black latex & leather body suit comes out, so does my more dominant side.

Enjoy (I took these specifically for lit a lil while ago)


1) https://postimg.cc/14Tx40SQ



2) https://postimg.cc/DJnGrbKf



3) https://postimg.cc/3Wt6VXNG


Which one do you like the most

Love being outdoors and naughty, so #3

 

[Pad_Foot]

I cannot WAIT TO SEE WEAPONS

Love the WOMAN from “Ozark”!!

Redheads??? !!!! Ok I’ll be shaving last of hair and getting a nice pink burn going

Hmm.. the other head gets mighty red at times too without the sun’s influence

 

[justanormaldude87]

Reminder that when you’re not posting I’m sure you’re very missed. I know you’ve had a hard week dealing with mean girls and stalkers so its acceptable that you wouldn’t want to post as much

Well I miss ya.

Also a service announcement reminder that despite there being multiple other good ish () threads this is by far my favourite and the only one worth re reading and checking over

Chin up pretty lady

 

[Azuldrgon]

 

[justanormaldude87]

Not to be a thread hogger but why not leave some fun things here for the hostess with mostest to have a look at when she’s back from spending time in the real world



You may or may not have been my muse for every single one of my “fun” showers this week.




That’s how I feel commenting here every day.

 

[ilovetoeat42]

To spice things up… and see how many answers have changed…. I’ve brought back this little quiz I did a few months ago

Let’s have some fun. And in light of wanting to get to know some of you a lil more…the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.
2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.
3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.
4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?
5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?
6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?
7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?
8) What’s your most controversial opinion?
9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?
10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.
11) Tell me about your favourite memory!
12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?
13) Your best bedroom move?
14) What’s your favourite sexual memory?

https://postimg.cc/TLhKkgCT

The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out

Bottoms up...all that should be inside you, not on you
14) first time having sex at work..**** tier
13) pinning your hands over your head seems to be received well
12) little white lies to make myself seem mre impressive than I am, nothing major
11) sexually, the fuck fest at a conference on St. L...non sexual, watching a movie with my dad before he passed
10) lighter, machete, rope
9) my personality...if they want material items they're not for me
8) American politics are all fucked up and we need another 1776
7) my eyes probably get the most, a little blue gray action...wish my beard got more
6) explaining things ..I hope so it's my job
5) attempting to make your every desire come true
4) not wait on her, make the move myself
3) simpsons...I think I'd live forever haha...and I'd say either Marge or Edna
2) being 43 and having limited sexual experiences I think my eagerness to please outshines most
1) I'd rather show you than tell you

 

[justanormaldude87]

To spice things up… and see how many answers have changed…. I’ve brought back this little quiz I did a few months ago

Let’s have some fun. And in light of wanting to get to know some of you a lil more…the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.
2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.
3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.
4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?
5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?
6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?
7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?
8) What’s your most controversial opinion?
9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?
10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.
11) Tell me about your favourite memory!
12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?
13) Your best bedroom move?
14) What’s your favourite sexual memory?

https://postimg.cc/TLhKkgCT

The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out

Well why not.

Most controversial opinion:


I don’t think marriage should be the default goal in relationships. Well it isn’t mine at all. I recon half the time people do it because they think they’re supposed to? Society says so not because it actually makes sense for them, and then they wonder why they are miserable. (I’ve met more miserable married people than happy in my life unfortunately.

9) One item to a hookup (non-sexual):

I may put together a good playlist of songs we can listen too together

Three desert island items:

• A good quality knife (for cooking, building, and general survival)
• A fishing rod (so I can eat and pass the time, I love to fish so doubles as a hobby)
• A waterproof lighter for starting fires.

11) Favourite memory:


When I was 27, I ended up in this fishing town in Portugal called Peniche. It’s very scenic. I had only planned to stay a night, but a storm knocked the power out and everyone from my hostel drifted down to the beach.

12) Have you ever lied on a date

Nope. Maybe I’ve over exaggerated a few little bits here and there but not lied.

13) best move in the bedroom

Being exceptionally good at eating a woman and Making sure she comes a few good times before I think about her pleasuring me.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Good evening all

I had suchh a lovely night last night! Super hectic because I bumped into some old school friends completely by chance and ended up staying out far later than planned (we’re talking veryyy late… or maybe early!).

The antipasti sharing board at the Italian was a real let-down, it was gross actually and the worst I’ve ever tasted but at least it was redeemed by a very nice bottle of Pinot. also the waiter wouldn’t stop flirting with me, he was very cute. I was given a free tiramisu ( ) and limoncello shots and kept telling me I look Italian it was very sweet although very wrong

Most of today was spent with a very close friend of mine who’s been going through a sad rough patch, so it felt good to just be there for them. Although hanging out with a house full of kids was pretty full on with a little bit of a sore head

Now I’m finally home, in bed and debating what film to watch.

Any recs?

 

[SpicyBean99]

I've got this spot in the middle of my back that just can't quite get the right scratch going ... Any Help??

Come lie down for me and I’ll get that fixed for you

 

[SpicyBean99]

#3 stoner pics are the best.

Thankyou hehehe

 

[firefox27eros]

Now I’m finally home, in bed and debating what film to watch.

Any recs?

It depends on your mood and how would you like to finish the night?