Oh it's working for me now too, I might have been a little eager.Heyyy where have you been
And it’s working for meeee?
Omg you did your towels didn’t you.Oh it's working for me now too, I might have been a little eager.
Oh and I've been doing the boring adult stuff, laundry, washing dishes, even did some dusting
Hey ILTE42
This is my personal aim
Mmmmm wow. You are SO bad!!Goodnight, friends, delinquents, lovers at times, and sometimes even play things
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I’m spending the rest of my evening curled up with my cats and catching up on some reading. I’ve actually already devoured two books this week (short ones, but they still count!)
Both were in the splatterpunk genre, definitely not everyone’s cup of tea, but I can’t resist something a little… fucked up. Any book with a trigger warning list as long as my forearm is one that’s going straight into my basket
I love all literature though. I’m not picky. But my GO TOO and my secret guilty pleasures tend to be on the darker side.
The first was Stitches by Sam West, a rich plastic surgeon’s wife sneaks around with her young gardener, only for her husband to walk in and catch the gardener’s grubby fingers in her perfectly sculpted designer vagina. By the next morning, the pair wake up sewn together. A brutal little “lesson,” to say the least. Disturbing, but fascinating indeed. Gave me “American Mary” vibes if anyone’s seen the movie.
The second was Gluttony, one of seven books themed around the deadly sins. This one followed a woman with a taste for human flesh. Gross yes. But the way it’s written is… it’s hot. Not the eating humans part. But she’s hot. Anyway, she winds up locked in her own basement (of her own accord) with a victim, and, well… she eats him. And then herself. Dark, gory, strange… and exactly the kind of book that sticks in my brain ready to share with my friends for the rest of time to make sure they stay creeped out by my tastes
And speaking of dark & delicious fun… today’s JOI was probably the most fun thing I’ve recorded to date. It made me tense with how horny I was becoming. And so, so wet.
I think next time I’ll have to couple it with a masturbation session… record the audio as I play… maybe even use a dildo… either that or a booty themed JOI for a proper Thong Thursday edition?
Most of you have seen a lot of my older content which yeah, using old content is cool, sure, but it feels like cheating when I know I can keep things fresh and filthy for you…. And far more fun when you don’t know what to expect?
Oh!
and before I forget…since there are a few curious new lurkers… I should confess just how much I love serving a lover with my mouth.
There’s nothing more intoxicating and horny to me than pulling him out of his comfort zone, (if it’s in a public setting), taking control, and placing him at the mercy of my mouth for a few filthy minutes.
I get off on grabbing them in the middle of a gathering/party/bar, dragging him into a quiet room, and dropping to my knees before he can even think to protest. (Not that he would)
I find it even hotter if you’re shifty and nervous, glancing over your shoulder whilst I hungrily and unapologetically, grab at your belt (I can unbuckle one with one hand very very quickly) eager, and determined to taste you no matter the risk?
Probably something likeee….
This?
https://vlix.io/video/e9bdea48de9f49e938e3/
Amazing video, so great to see you in motion, your head bobbing so lovingly on a rock hard cock!Goodnight, friends, delinquents, lovers at times, and sometimes even play things
View attachment 2559154
I’m spending the rest of my evening curled up with my cats and catching up on some reading. I’ve actually already devoured two books this week (short ones, but they still count!)
Both were in the splatterpunk genre, definitely not everyone’s cup of tea, but I can’t resist something a little… fucked up. Any book with a trigger warning list as long as my forearm is one that’s going straight into my basket
I love all literature though. I’m not picky. But my GO TOO and my secret guilty pleasures tend to be on the darker side.
The first was Stitches by Sam West, a rich plastic surgeon’s wife sneaks around with her young gardener, only for her husband to walk in and catch the gardener’s grubby fingers in her perfectly sculpted designer vagina. By the next morning, the pair wake up sewn together. A brutal little “lesson,” to say the least. Disturbing, but fascinating indeed. Gave me “American Mary” vibes if anyone’s seen the movie.
The second was Gluttony, one of seven books themed around the deadly sins. This one followed a woman with a taste for human flesh. Gross yes. But the way it’s written is… it’s hot. Not the eating humans part. But she’s hot. Anyway, she winds up locked in her own basement (of her own accord) with a victim, and, well… she eats him. And then herself. Dark, gory, strange… and exactly the kind of book that sticks in my brain ready to share with my friends for the rest of time to make sure they stay creeped out by my tastes
And speaking of dark & delicious fun… today’s JOI was probably the most fun thing I’ve recorded to date. It made me tense with how horny I was becoming. And so, so wet.
I think next time I’ll have to couple it with a masturbation session… record the audio as I play… maybe even use a dildo… either that or a booty themed JOI for a proper Thong Thursday edition?
Most of you have seen a lot of my older content which yeah, using old content is cool, sure, but it feels like cheating when I know I can keep things fresh and filthy for you…. And far more fun when you don’t know what to expect?
Oh!
and before I forget…since there are a few curious new lurkers… I should confess just how much I love serving a lover with my mouth.
There’s nothing more intoxicating and horny to me than pulling him out of his comfort zone, (if it’s in a public setting), taking control, and placing him at the mercy of my mouth for a few filthy minutes.
I get off on grabbing them in the middle of a gathering/party/bar, dragging him into a quiet room, and dropping to my knees before he can even think to protest. (Not that he would)
I find it even hotter if you’re shifty and nervous, glancing over your shoulder whilst I hungrily and unapologetically, grab at your belt (I can unbuckle one with one hand very very quickly) eager, and determined to taste you no matter the risk?
Probably something likeee….
This?
https://vlix.io/video/e9bdea48de9f49e938e3/
That video will do it. Again and againThis is my personal aim
Just Wanked listening to your lovely voice. Touched myself just as you said . Could just imagine your velvet soft tits being covered in all my thick cum. So so good, only thing that would have made it better would have been a countdown!
Imagining sucking and nibbling on your nipples after I'd just come all over them made me cum so fuckung hard. Im just lying on my bed in the dark, naked, gasping, covered in sweat...I’m meant to be sleeping but the cats are being menaces and I’m scrolling on here in secret. (In secret because I’’m not telling the Bean that needs to be awake early in the morning tomorrow that THIS bean (the horny delinquent bean) is still awake. )
Knowing I made you cum is the best news.
I promise a countdown next time okay? Maybe make it a little longer? I’m listening to ALL your words of advice.
This is really hot. I agree with previous comments that countdown would make it even better. I would also suggest slowing it down. Don't get naked for the audience quite so quickly. Tease us. Make us wait more, as it builds the arousal and the tension and your voice is so worth listening to for longer than three minutes (N.B. that said, a quickie challenge is also a welcome option, but I'm not sure that's what you were intending here).
I sure hope I don’t go blindGoodnight, friends, delinquents, lovers at times, and sometimes even play things
View attachment 2559154
I’m spending the rest of my evening curled up with my cats and catching up on some reading. I’ve actually already devoured two books this week (short ones, but they still count!)
Both were in the splatterpunk genre, definitely not everyone’s cup of tea, but I can’t resist something a little… fucked up. Any book with a trigger warning list as long as my forearm is one that’s going straight into my basket
I love all literature though. I’m not picky. But my GO TOO and my secret guilty pleasures tend to be on the darker side.
The first was Stitches by Sam West, a rich plastic surgeon’s wife sneaks around with her young gardener, only for her husband to walk in and catch the gardener’s grubby fingers in her perfectly sculpted designer vagina. By the next morning, the pair wake up sewn together. A brutal little “lesson,” to say the least. Disturbing, but fascinating indeed. Gave me “American Mary” vibes if anyone’s seen the movie.
The second was Gluttony, one of seven books themed around the deadly sins. This one followed a woman with a taste for human flesh. Gross yes. But the way it’s written is… it’s hot. Not the eating humans part. But she’s hot. Anyway, she winds up locked in her own basement (of her own accord) with a victim, and, well… she eats him. And then herself. Dark, gory, strange… and exactly the kind of book that sticks in my brain ready to share with my friends for the rest of time to make sure they stay creeped out by my tastes
And speaking of dark & delicious fun… today’s JOI was probably the most fun thing I’ve recorded to date. It made me tense with how horny I was becoming. And so, so wet.
I think next time I’ll have to couple it with a masturbation session… record the audio as I play… maybe even use a dildo… either that or a booty themed JOI for a proper Thong Thursday edition?
Most of you have seen a lot of my older content which yeah, using old content is cool, sure, but it feels like cheating when I know I can keep things fresh and filthy for you…. And far more fun when you don’t know what to expect?
Oh!
and before I forget…since there are a few curious new lurkers… I should confess just how much I love serving a lover with my mouth.
There’s nothing more intoxicating and horny to me than pulling him out of his comfort zone, (if it’s in a public setting), taking control, and placing him at the mercy of my mouth for a few filthy minutes.
I get off on grabbing them in the middle of a gathering/party/bar, dragging him into a quiet room, and dropping to my knees before he can even think to protest. (Not that he would)
I find it even hotter if you’re shifty and nervous, glancing over your shoulder whilst I hungrily and unapologetically, grab at your belt (I can unbuckle one with one hand very very quickly) eager, and determined to taste you no matter the risk?
Probably something likeee….
This?
https://vlix.io/video/e9bdea48de9f49e938e3/
I’m letting you be my final distraction before I head to sleep
Lits local book, praise, picture and word slut. BUT, as long as you accept kink then there’s space for you here!!! 
I do this for fun (by “do” I mean running this lil thread)! I would HATE for it to become chore like?
Have a great sleep. Thanks for the wonderful treats todayI’m letting you be my final distraction before I head to sleep
It’s lovely to meet you! I’m Bean
I was about to say there’s no such thing as too vanilla but that would be me lying and half this thread would call me out on it
Maybe you can teach me to enjoy things on the less freakish side
Now for some classic Bean waffle:
I agree with all of the above BUT I’m not getting paid to sit and record audios and the images are totally different. I can put a sexy outfit on, snap a few pics or film something not put together quite easily!
With the JOI as with my writing it takes more time and effort…. More time planning, recording and posting… I know I could post a 15 to 30 minute JOI but to what end? People will keep wanting more and more
But I can promise you the next JOI will incorporate most if not all the things mentioned to me. Inc but not limited too: using a vibrator, doing a countdown and allowing it to be a little longer!
welcum to my thread! I really hope you stay and enjoy!
I shall dm you tomorrow and we can have a proper chat!
Thank you so much for your reply. I am flattered to be the final distraction for today. I found my way here from the word threads. I do love fun wordplayI’m letting you be my final distraction before I head to sleep
It’s lovely to meet you! I’m Bean
I was about to say there’s no such thing as too vanilla but that would be me lying and half this thread would call me out on it
Maybe you can teach me to enjoy things on the less freakish side
Now for some classic Bean waffle:
I agree with all of the above BUT I’m not getting paid to sit and record audios and the images are totally different. I can put a sexy outfit on, snap a few pics or film something not put together quite easily!
With the JOI as with my writing it takes more time and effort…. More time planning, recording and posting… I know I could post a 15 to 30 minute JOI but to what end? People will keep wanting more and more
But I can promise you the next JOI will incorporate most if not all the things mentioned to me. Inc but not limited too: using a vibrator, doing a countdown and allowing it to be a little longer!
welcum to my thread! I really hope you stay and enjoy!
I shall dm you tomorrow and we can have a proper chat!
. . Keep being you. You must never let anything become a chore. The passion is vital. Whenever you do decide to make another JOI, I will definitely keep an eye out for it. I'm not usually on regularly, but I have a work lull at the moment, so I am taking advantage of that. .
! Sleep well and I look forward to further conversations .
It’s been a fun few days here here at Wit and Nipples
Spanking you in return for missing the thread for so longSpanking myself for missing this thread for so long!!
Am I only allowed to listen on Tuesday’s. I need some help to get thru humpday
Is that the audio?Spanking you in return for missing the thread for so long
I joke.
Things got a lil messy, trolls, a touch of drama and lots of horniness. You didn’t miss anything though. My favourite content has been posted over the last couple of days.
Welcum back
OMG! I’m off Lit for like 2 days and look what I’ve missed! Fantastic JOI
Don’t make me go and record a Humpday audio too
