Wit & Nipples 🍒

[subdudeme13]

Such a sexy incredibly beautiful woman!

Hey Rod, great name.
Spicy is that and much much more.

 

[SpicyBean99]

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Mine hasn't been as exciting..

Went to a local park to watch a coverband play Bon Jovi and Journey..saw the same band last summer..this year's wasn't as good...
While at the show my wife and co-worker (work wife) got drunk and was hoping to get lucky after dropping the work wife home...my real wife said NO..

Yesterday while wife was doing the end of summer sell your junk yard sale..I made a trip out to a client/friend owner of a meat market (old fashion butcher shop) loaded up some prime meat...then came home to put together a wheeled cart/tv stand so we can watch TV outside..then wife and I shopped and bought a new patio dinning set..went to dinner at the place our son and his girlfriend works.came home..watched an episode of walking dead..then went to bed...

Today's agenda yard work and watch manchester united hopefully beat fullam

Oh and to start with enjoy your beauty

It certainly sounds like you have had a beautiful weekend so far despite the band not being as good as you’d hoped! I love Bon Jovi! Journey not so much….it is a damn shame about the evenings end not heading in the direction you would have wanted… a night with your work wife and… wife certainly sounds like it could have been fun

What cuts did you get from the butchers? There’s nothing better than fresh meat… I’m so freaking glad I’m not a vegetarian (I’m sorry if any veggies read this)…. I’m just too much of a carnivore

Thankyou for sharing… it’s always fun to hear about what you’ve all been getting up too!! (And when you’ve been getting, up…)

I hope Man U give you something to celebrate. I’m more of an arsenal/chelsea fan… ( mums Chelsea, sisters Liverpool, dads Bradford… though that’s only because he’s a Bradford boy… and my brother is an arsenal fan)

 

[peekingone]

HAPPY SUNDAY!!!
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My weekend has been absolutely FABULOUS!
Friday was pureeeee unorganised freaking chaos My two best friends ended up dragging me too a bar (I’m more of a pub and then back to the house for games and more drinks) and ya know what? It was fucking fun. Despite paying £80 to get home (a 30 min car journey bearing in mind) gross.

The next morning, after practically sleeping like the dead, I decided have a little fun and edge until I couldn’t hold it…I lasted two hours….(I can last longer when there’s someone there to enforce punishment and rules heheh) I was practically shaking, or the fucking CUSP of a full body shaking orgasm when the delivery man showed up to the door. The wrong door. Which meant I had to come down and direct him the right place for parcel delivery. Orgasm ruined.

Anyway, I consoled my sorry self by eating up a new horror novel: The Venue - T.J Payne.
Think wedding + revenge + every fucking bastard who ever wronged you trapped together in the Alps for an all exclusive, all paid for holiday of a lifetime. I swallowed it whole in an hour, and yes, it was that satisfying. I LOVE horror novels with a passion.

At 1.00am I made lasagne sheets and drowned them in beef in bolognaise sauce and covered it in mozzarella. Ate this with my titties out in bed.

Duh.

Fuck I love being single.

Today? Dog walk. Sunset kayak. And maybe a roast dinner out at a country pub…. Decisions decisions!

I hope your weekends have been a BLAST! I’m looking forward to chatting you all over the course of today….

That is an awesome weekend for sure.
Fun, socialization, teasing, banter and orgasms. Success in my book

 

[SpicyBean99]

Between the wit and the images (which do not all include nipples, so express my complaint on that to your PR department), your thread is an absolute delight. You are gorgeous, physically and literarily.

(No real complaints; just felt the urge to be a smart ass and claim "false advertising" as there is ample wit and a shortage of nipples.)

Hello newbie

I’m so sorry the seeming lack of nipples… there have in fact, been plenty of nipples posted over the thread at various different times… but alas, you’ve only just joined so I guess I could give you a special gift….

Thankyou for enjoying what you’ve seen so far!

I take lots of pictures most days to keep the thread as fresh as possible! Whether that’s mini stories, audios (which you can find somewhere in the last 20 pages or so), videos and fun, naughty conversations!

I LOVE chatting and getting to know everyone as much as I love showing off my nipples and sexiest pictures so… I’m sure along the way you’ll see much more!

But for now….

Nipples.


https://postimg.cc/mzRCgp20

 

[Jaws82]

Hello newbie

I’m so sorry the seeming lack of nipples… there have in fact, been plenty of nipples posted over the thread at various different times… but alas, you’ve only just joined the thread so I guess I could give you a special gift….

Thankyou for enjoying what you’ve seen so far!

I take lots of pictures most days to keep the thread as fresh as possible! Whether that’s mini stories, audios (which you can find somewhere in the last 20 pages or so), videos and fun, naughty conversations!

I LOVE chatting and getting to know everyone as much as I love showing off my nipples and sexiest pictures so… I’m sure along the way you’ll see much more!

But for now….

Nipples.


https://postimg.cc/mzRCgp20

Now that’s a Sunday brunch buffet

 

[IrreverendBoob]

Hello newbie

I’m so sorry the seeming lack of nipples… there have in fact, been plenty of nipples posted over the thread at various different times… but alas, you’ve only just joined the thread so I guess I could give you a special gift….

Thankyou for enjoying what you’ve seen so far!

I take lots of pictures most days to keep the thread as fresh as possible! Whether that’s mini stories, audios (which you can find somewhere in the last 20 pages or so), videos and fun, naughty conversations!

I LOVE chatting and getting to know everyone as much as I love showing off my nipples and sexiest pictures so… I’m sure along the way you’ll see much more!

But for now….

Nipples.


https://postimg.cc/mzRCgp20

I stand gratefully and delightedly corrected, and humble myself before the beauty of the Mistress of the Thread.

A thousand apologies for my error in nipple counting. It shall not happen again.

 

[BDA73]

Let's see..
Got his special blend of breakfast sausage patties which when we both wake up will be having for breakfast..

Marinated chicken thighs

He has specialty burgers
Peter lugar burger (famous steak house here in the states)
A bbq blue burger
A special seasoning burger (calls it the local town named burger)
Quinoa mix salad to add to his chicken salad
4 lbs of thinly cut chicken cutlets
Home made mozzarella
Buffalo blue chicken sausage
Pork sausage with cheese and parsley ring
Chicken sausage with cheese and parsley ring


No steaks this time around

 

[peekingone]

Hello newbie

I’m so sorry the seeming lack of nipples… there have in fact, been plenty of nipples posted over the thread at various different times… but alas, you’ve only just joined so I guess I could give you a special gift….

Thankyou for enjoying what you’ve seen so far!

I take lots of pictures most days to keep the thread as fresh as possible! Whether that’s mini stories, audios (which you can find somewhere in the last 20 pages or so), videos and fun, naughty conversations!

I LOVE chatting and getting to know everyone as much as I love showing off my nipples and sexiest pictures so… I’m sure along the way you’ll see much more!

But for now….

Nipples.


https://postimg.cc/mzRCgp20

Just outstanding. Nothing like seeing this having coffee before heading out

 

[BDA73]

Hello newbie

I’m so sorry the seeming lack of nipples… there have in fact, been plenty of nipples posted over the thread at various different times… but alas, you’ve only just joined so I guess I could give you a special gift….

Thankyou for enjoying what you’ve seen so far!

I take lots of pictures most days to keep the thread as fresh as possible! Whether that’s mini stories, audios (which you can find somewhere in the last 20 pages or so), videos and fun, naughty conversations!

I LOVE chatting and getting to know everyone as much as I love showing off my nipples and sexiest pictures so… I’m sure along the way you’ll see much more!

But for now….

Nipples.


https://postimg.cc/mzRCgp20

Pass the box of tissues

 

[firefox27eros]

I love Bon Jovi!

He is really good.

What cuts did you get from the butchers? There’s nothing better than fresh meat… I’m so freaking glad I’m not a vegetarian (I’m sorry if any veggies read this)…. I’m just too much of a carnivore

I can't agree more!

I’m more of an arsenal/chelsea fan… ( mums Chelsea, sisters Liverpool, dads Bradford… though that’s only because he’s a Bradford boy… and my brother is an arsenal fan)

The old Arsenal with Dennis Bergkamp was really good but I must to tell you your sisters have a perfect taste for PL!

 

[subdudeme13]

Pass the box of tissues

Better get a towel! Those nipples are to die for.

 

[BDA73]

Better get a towel! Those nipples are to die for.

I've wrapped the tip and the jets stream broke through still causing a sticky mess

 

[subdudeme13]

I've wrapped the tip and the jets stream broke through still causing a sticky mess

You are allowed! Spicey won't mind if you lick your fingers.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Hey Rod, great name.
Spicy is that and much much more.

* smiles at phone * that was lovely of you to say!

play isn’t for everyone of course
For males, anal play is the best. You don't see it mentioned much, but a full body prostate orgasm is like being shot into space. The first time it happened to me I did not know what it was. I was being fucked anally with a big strap on. It was like being shot into heaven but then you keep on going!

https://www.webmd.com/sex/prostate-orgasm-what-it-is

It really isn’t for everyone. But I do think that for some men it’s more of a mental block? They find it “gay” or truly don’t believe that they have a spot rich with nerves that when stimulated could actually give them the best O of their lives.

Tis a shame

 

[SpicyBean99]

I stand gratefully and delightedly corrected, and humble myself before the beauty of the Mistress of the Thread.

A thousand apologies for my error in nipple counting. It shall not happen again.

How many nipples can you spot in that mini compilation

Apology. Accepted.

This time

 

[subdudeme13]

* smiles at phone * that was lovely of you to say!


It really isn’t for everyone. But I do think that for some men it’s more of a mental block? They find it “gay” or truly don’t believe that they have a spot rich with nerves that when stimulated could actually give them the best O of their lives.

Tis a shame

In my case I didn't know. I was in bed with a Domme friend and she was pegging me with a too big dildo. When it hit I was not sure what happened. The pleasure just washed over me and I stayed in that state for a long time. A regular orgasm you just cum and your done. No, prostate is the way to go if you have one.

 

[IrreverendBoob]

How many nipples can you spot in that mini compilation

Apology. Accepted.

This time

Oooh, a fun counting exercise. What could be more fun to count!?

And I count 9, but I could be somehow missing something.

 

[SpicyBean99]

I’m actually drinking a pot of tea in my fave cafe. I just posted a longgggg discription, so I won’t repeat. But it’s a charming place …it’s got a lived in feel. Perfectly disheveled.

But that roast is sounding very tempting, sigh.

And you are very welcome

I just read your description in the “what are you doing right now?” thread! Beautiful.

Green tea with jasmine is one of my favourites

I’m a huge tea drinker. Fruit teas, Indian teas (Darjeeling/Assam flavours), black teas, oolong, green tea, of course…

Please see below hehe!

 

[BDA73]

Spicey chai and a shot of bailey is the way to go

 

[SpicyBean99]

Spicey chai and a shot of bailey is the way to go

I must try this combination…..

 

[BDA73]

I must try this combination…..

Cant wait for the review..and if any spills on your lovely breasts I'll be right over to lick them

 

[desperado1089]

My introduction to classic rock, assuming it didn't begin with my parents having the local classic rock station on every time I was in the car with them, was when I was in second grade and the teacher had a record player on. The band? Steve Miller. When I got home I kept on singing, "Jungle love, it's driving me mad, it's making me crazy, crazy!", over, and over, and over, and over again. The rest, as they say, is history. Fast forward to a couple months ago and an attempt to watch Bohemian Rhapsody (the Blu-Ray in question had been checked out of the library) only to discover that it skipped. So I'm still kinda deprived of the entirety of the movie cause I didn't have the wherewithal to see if they had another one that was undamaged, unless I did and they did not, can't rightly recall. But it's only a temporary setback.

 

[PhilAbbot66]

play isn’t for everyone of course

But (no pun intended) each to their own! We should all enjoy our own likes and respect each others too…

I have to ask though… have you ever had a rim job given to you by a beautiful woman?

Once, it was allright, maybe she didn’t do it right. I’m more of a dominant type. It might be a mental block. I don’t think it’s “gay” no shame if guys are into that. I have my most powerful orgasms when a woman is under me moaning, screaming in pleasure. When she is telling me she is cumming , when I can feel her pussy clinching and dripping. That’s what gets me off..

 

[ChasBozwell30]

play isn’t for everyone of course
For males, anal play is the best. You don't see it mentioned much, but a full body prostate orgasm is like being shot into space. The first time it happened to me I did not know what it was. I was being fucked anally with a big strap on. It was like being shot into heaven but then you keep on going!

https://www.webmd.com/sex/prostate-orgasm-what-it-is

Same here, I had a prostate massage first, had a leg shaking orgasm. Since then I've found i can have multiple orgasms through anal, and the most insane intense pleasure! Feels amazing

 

[ChasBozwell30]

HAPPY SUNDAY!!!
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My weekend has been absolutely FABULOUS!
Friday was pureeeee unorganised freaking chaos My two best friends ended up dragging me too a bar (I’m more of a pub and then back to the house for games and more drinks) and ya know what? It was fucking fun. Despite paying £80 to get home (a 30 min car journey bearing in mind) gross.

The next morning, after practically sleeping like the dead, I decided have a little fun and edge until I couldn’t hold it…I lasted two hours….(I can last longer when there’s someone there to enforce punishment and rules heheh) I was practically shaking, or the fucking CUSP of a full body shaking orgasm when the delivery man showed up to the door. The wrong door. Which meant I had to come down and direct him the right place for parcel delivery. Orgasm ruined.

Anyway, I consoled my sorry self by eating up a new horror novel: The Venue - T.J Payne.
Think wedding + revenge + every fucking bastard who ever wronged you trapped together in the Alps for an all exclusive, all paid for holiday of a lifetime. I swallowed it whole in an hour, and yes, it was that satisfying. I LOVE horror novels with a passion.

At 1.00am I made lasagne sheets and drowned them in beef in bolognaise sauce and covered it in mozzarella. Ate this with my titties out in bed.

Duh.

Fuck I love being single.

Today? Dog walk. Sunset kayak. And maybe a roast dinner out at a country pub…. Decisions decisions!

I hope your weekends have been a BLAST! I’m looking forward to chatting you all over the course of today….

Glad you've had a fun weekend, you're looking lovely and happy.

I'm off to a mad wrestling show at the 02, should be fun , certainly something different!!