Wit & Nipples 🍒

[SpicyBean99]

And red wine

But that’s cheating because we have spoken

 

[Jaws82]

But that’s cheating because we have spoken

Some call it cheating. I call it a strategic advantage

 

[GallantWriter]

But that’s cheating because we have spoken

It might seem like cheating, but remembering what someone you're into likes, really just is good strategy. Especially if they are as amazing as you are Squirtle.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Ahah well there is a difference between movie night and 1:1 with you. I don’t think I ever get past the starting sequence with a new partner before the real fun starts.

Movie night for me is more of a discussion o with a longer term partner… nice move but imagine Katherine zeta jones walking in now… I wonder what this actor looks like naked etc …. Would I get a hall pass for xyz…. Etc

Despite the fact you are on a celibacy drive right now - not sure I could concentrate on any movie if I ever got the chance of an evening with

Ahhh I see.

Agree with the first part. Disagree with the rest.

I’m a movie fanatic.

I review most of the movies I watch using Letterboxd and tend to only watch movies rated above a 60% on rotton tomatoes….The last thing I care about is how an actor looks naked.

Movies which contain a bunch of unnecessary nudity are generally an ick for me. More so if it’s directed by a man. (Nothing turns me off more than the lady in distress written by a man. Always lounging in her best lingerie/naked under a man’s white t shirt, mascara running down her face, red wine in hand, smashed vase of flowers on the floor, holding a cigarette. Bonus points if the scene ends with her having sex. Nothing screams “a woman’s rock bottom” more than lingerie, smoking and ending the night in fucking… right? ) sorry for the rant heheh!

Unfortunately, if I was said partner, I would ask that you please shut the fuck up about Liv Tyler or Cate Blanchets tits as I’m making you watch every single extended version of LOTR with themed snacks and my map of Mordor blanket.

If you wanted to see naked ladies we’d watch porn together

 

[deft]

If you wanted to see naked ladies we’d watch porn together

A favourite pastime!

 

[Japansurfer]

Ahhh I see.

Agree with the first part. Disagree with the rest.

I’m a movie fanatic.

I review most of the movies I watch using Letterboxd and tend to only watch movies rated above a 60% on rotton tomatoes….The last thing I care about is how an actor looks naked.

Movies which contain a bunch of unnecessary nudity are generally an ick for me. More so if it’s directed by a man. (Nothing turns me off more than the lady in distress written by a man. Always lounging in her best lingerie/naked under a man’s white t shirt, mascara running down her face, red wine in hand, smashed vase of flowers on the floor, holding a cigarette. Bonus points if the scene ends with her having sex. Nothing screams “a woman’s rock bottom” more than lingerie, smoking and ending the night in fucking… right? ) sorry for the rant heheh!

Unfortunately, if I was said partner, I would ask that you please shut the fuck up about Liv Tyler or Cate Blanchets tits as I’m making you watch every single extended version of LOTR with themed snacks and my map of Mordor blanket.

If you wanted to see naked ladies we’d watch porn together

Love that! I will concede. Let’s just put on the porn - can we argue over what genre?

 

[SpicyBean99]

A favourite pastime!

Nothing better.

Although the porn tends to somewhat get discarded about halfway through in my experience

 

[Japansurfer]

Nothing better.

Although the porn tends to somewhat get discarded about halfway through in my experience

It’s always good to make your own porn!!! (Doesn’t need to be recorded)

 

[SpicyBean99]

Love that! I will concede. Let’s just put on the porn - can we argue over what genre?

Men don’t tend to like watching my favourite kind of porn so…

What do you want us to watch?

I won’t be doing the watching. You will be.

As I edge and deny you the pleasure of orgasm.

 

[Jaws82]

Ahhh I see.

Agree with the first part. Disagree with the rest.

I’m a movie fanatic.

I review most of the movies I watch using Letterboxd and tend to only watch movies rated above a 60% on rotton tomatoes….The last thing I care about is how an actor looks naked.

Movies which contain a bunch of unnecessary nudity are generally an ick for me. More so if it’s directed by a man. (Nothing turns me off more than the lady in distress written by a man. Always lounging in her best lingerie/naked under a man’s white t shirt, mascara running down her face, red wine in hand, smashed vase of flowers on the floor, holding a cigarette. Bonus points if the scene ends with her having sex. Nothing screams “a woman’s rock bottom” more than lingerie, smoking and ending the night in fucking… right? ) sorry for the rant heheh!

Unfortunately, if I was said partner, I would ask that you please shut the fuck up about Liv Tyler or Cate Blanchets tits as I’m making you watch every single extended version of LOTR with themed snacks and my map of Mordor blanket.

If you wanted to see naked ladies we’d watch porn together

Tell me more about this blanket

 

[SpicyBean99]

Tell me more about this blanket

Not me being naked beneath it?

Yawn.

Boring.

 

[Jaws82]

Not me being naked beneath it?

Yawn.

Boring.

But one does not simply walk into Mordor my dear

It requires effort.

 

[deft]

Nothing better.

Although the porn tends to somewhat get discarded about halfway through in my experience

True!

But tell me more about the edging and orgasm denial...

 

[Lost_Writer01]

Not me being naked beneath it?

Yawn.

Boring.

Maybe it’s a really nice blanket? Plaid, tartan, soft to the touch?

Hard to resist!

 

[Japansurfer]

Men don’t tend to like watching my favourite kind of porn so…

What do you want us to watch?

I won’t be doing the watching. You will be.

As I edge and deny you the pleasure of orgasm.

Damn you! Hmm what type shall we watch. Quite keen to see the massage with happy ending…. Either way around. But I would happily watch your preference too

 

[Jaws82]

Maybe it’s a really nice blanket? Plaid, tartan, soft to the touch?

Hard to resist!

All I know is I’m strategically placing the eye of Sauron somewhere over Beans body

 

[ChasBozwell30]

Men don’t tend to like watching my favourite kind of porn so…

What do you want us to watch?

I won’t be doing the watching. You will be.

As I edge and deny you the pleasure of orgasm.

What is your favourite, I think I know, I think watching that with you would be very fun x

 

[Nutsky]

In love passionate fucking is my favourite type of sex.

The kind where the craziest most insane things happen between the two of you that could never ever be replicated with another partner…

Yeah… that kind of intimacy is SO hard to find.

Its definitely the best kind of sex, and those kinda memories stay with you, and just you two like you say, its a private thing between you and i love it but more than worth waiting for the right partner or its just kinda meh

 

[Nutsky]

Did you not see the “guess the colour of my lingerie video!” The other day?

I guess maybe one day I’ll have to repost it heheh…

Oh no, what a horrible thing this would be, please dont do that! would be ever worse if you came and showed me in person

 

[Nutsky]

I only really enjoy my nipples being played with….

But GOD do I enjoy giving a tit job.

Or having someone cum all over them heheh

But please can someone tell me why is it always: “Nice Boobs.”

And not.

“Hey boobs. Nice girl.”

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Something to dream about, I know I have hey boob's, nice piercings

 

[metrifonate]

Hi Bean,
Hope you had a suitably rewarding Bank holuday. Will catch up with your posts this evening.

 

[Cybmorg]

When I post my little stories and excerpts here, it isn't to "get people off."

I love to write, it's one of my passions. And if I'm honest, it gets me off knowing that a few here do enjoy reading my words as much as seeing my pictures...those that have engaged in real conversation (not just: "God I wish I could bend you over right now.") know how much writing is a part of my life.

This above ALL is an LITerotica site. It is full of thousands of stories written by people you probably don't ever interact with. By sharing some excerpts here and there means that I have a nice balance of people here to look at my tits and people who are interested in the little worlds my mind likes to create. Or both. And there are a few who DM me, silent lurkers and viewers that love reading my silly sex pieces. So I am sorry it doesn't get you off, but I won't stop posting it hehehe.

FYI Movie marathons are no fun before sex. Especially with someone you really fancy. You sit there, barely registering what's happening on screen, palms sweating, heart racing. The movie makes no sense because you make out for a little, and then before you know it, she's giving you head and then you're fucking her over the sofa's edge. Your best bet is to invite me over for a bottle of wine, engage me in good, intellectual conversation, have your favourite music playing, tell me about it, tell me I'm beautiful before I get naked, and then edge me into oblivion before even so much as getting your cock out.

Then we can make passionate love. Or passionately FUCK.

A movie marathon in bed after the latter, finish the wine, order food. Enjoy the movie properly. Fuck all over again.

Concert recording, whilst fucking I can get behind. Music and sex go hand in hand.

The last sentence here is facts. You pick the concert, I’ll pick the position

 

[peekingone]

Good morning Bean, Rise and shine. Have a great day

 

[Pad_Foot]

I like that idea…

Ya da ya da

engage in sex with a hairy man

Great idea!! Can one fall deeper into “Blathe”

Anything going on shouldn’t detract !!
I’m not looking anywhere but at you Queen Bee, though here? It’s more about your words. It’s your words that helped that one time I got too involved. Had I know about “hairy” being key? My recordings would have changed a bit.

If you want to watch your favorite ladies as I work to earn another “reward” for not edging you again and again. I’m happy as long as I can hear your reactions and advise.

Rock? “Mussel Shoals” “The Wrecking Crew” there’s one on RUSH wish I’d seen before Neil Peart passed. RIP.. with his son now.

(Mordor!? Deeper swoon. Thank God the US will be Mordor soon! My dream!!)

 

[desperado1089]

The statement about not getting off was meant to basically lead into how I am here for the entire person that is Bean, not just what she can bring to the table sexually. The movie thing was supposed to be my way of expressing how sex is not the only thing on my mind here. It may not even be the first thing (although that's probably untrue, hehe). I will admit, I've never fucked to the rhythm of Life in the Fast Lane but I am certainly not opposed to the idea of trying.