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Awe, I hope I'm not too late for the bad jokes.

I bought the world's worst thesaurus today, not only was it terrible but it was also terrible.
 
Awe, I hope I'm not too late for the bad jokes.

I bought the world's worst thesaurus today, not only was it terrible but it was also terrible.
Never too late for a good joke ;)

(yours was horrendous…try a good one?) 😏

I’m grumpy and sleepy this morning because someone didn’t get to sleep until 2.40am and woke up at 7.00am for a day at uni 🤧 so I need something to wake me up (and pleaseeee don’t say “I know something that will wake you up.😈”….I know someone will…you can’t help yourselves…) right now… calls for coffee (STRONG) and someone to carry me around uni all day… whilst I’m able to act the intelligent damsel in distress.

Unrealistic expectations?

Ahh well I guess I’ll have to lower my standards ;)

Morning everyone.
 
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Never too late for a good joke ;)

(yours was horrendous…try a good one?) 😏

I’m grumpy and sleepy this morning because someone didn’t get to sleep until 2.40am and woke up at 7.00am for a day at uni 🤧 so I need something to wake me up (and pleaseeee don’t say “I know something that will wake you up.😈”….I know someone will…you can’t help yourselves…) right now… calls for coffee (STRONG) and someone to carry me around uni all day… whilst I’m able to act the intelligent maiden in distress.

Unrealistic expectations?

Ahh well I guess I’ll have to lower my standards ;)

Morning everyone.
Good morning Bean
 
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