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[Dimented]

Since we’re at the top of the page…Let’s inject a little spice into the thread.

https://postimg.cc/vgJvqcnS

(the quality isn’t the best and my mirror needs a clean but at least it couldn’t be misconstrued as AI )

Yummy!!

 

[spiralholly]

Since we’re at the top of the page…Let’s inject a little spice into the thread.

https://postimg.cc/vgJvqcnS

(the quality isn’t the best and my mirror needs a clean but at least it couldn’t be misconstrued as AI )

two thoughts come to mind:
1. Those spots make me think you've been dancing in front of that mirror while naked and wet

2. I see your little elephant friend. I'd like to drip a little water down the crease between hip and thigh to help lead that elephant to the warm river in the hidden valley below. We can drink deeply there.

or was that too forward?

 

[Hubs76]

Sorry to hear you lost someone and also how you were treated. I do dislike conflict.
Sending you some big hugs
Take care of yourself - something tells me you are one of life’s good ones…

A question…pretty please

No pressure to answer by the way I’m just curious…

Do you come to Literotica as a way to escape away from reality… to virtually experience fantasies etc… and because of that, you’re comfortable with the idea that not everyone that you interact with is real?

Or… are you looking for engagement with real people?…

In short: is the appeal the escape itself, or engaging with real people within that fantasy?

A break from my reality at home but engagement with real people living real lives…I can’t thank you enough

Good afternoon litsters!

It seems after a few days of some pretty crazy revelations that finally “that” account has disappeared. I hope everyone… well… the two or three of you who I know assumed I was lying/stirring has now been proven wrong.

And happy Friday!!

How are we all doing?

Whilst I take some time to get back to you all…

Would you rather see me wearing:

Booty, gym shorts.

OR

A thong?

Also, it’s gonna be a good weekend. I can feel it in my BONES! Let’s have some fun

Well, it’s a thong for me - I love sexy arse cheeks and yours are dreamy.

Since we’re at the top of the page…Let’s inject a little spice into the thread.

https://postimg.cc/vgJvqcnS

(the quality isn’t the best and my mirror needs a clean but at least it couldn’t be misconstrued as AI )

Like I said - a thong for me - that high waisted style is very, very hot on your figure…(if only I could my wife in some like that!)

Make sure you use your network of people that are positive influences in your life to help you after what’s happened.
Love and hugs.

 

[Timetotryagain]

Unfortunately not anymore

I won’t share everything but I’ll explain it a little….

After a loss in my family last year my ex moved back in with me. I didn’t share any of that here because I like having my private fun life here and what with reality being as hard as it is sometimes, this can be a really great escape.

My ex and I are platonically in love but we haven’t slept together in over two years. He’s my person just not physically.

His moving back was platonic and to make sure I was okay. I was weak and feeling vulnerable so I needed it.

He’s also (as of late). become nasty. I’m no good in arguments and tend to break down and cry… mostly… and well…. Today he caused a big scene when we were out … didn’t understand why calling me names and poking digs at me isn’t exactly anyone’s idea of a nice time…

Anyway. Fast forward to right now and I’m back home… he’s packed all his things and left.

I… feel kinda weird airing this all out but I’m… heartbroken. I was going to be surprising him with tickets to the stranger things theatre show next week and now… everything’s come crashing down and I feel lost. It’s all happened so
Quickly I haven’t had a chance to take it in… and now I’m doing a typical bean thing of taking my dirty underwear and airing it out in public.

Anyway.

Umm…. Im just really really fucking sad.

Its called karma you ingnorant bitch

 

[desperado1089]

Its called karma you ingnorant bitch

Who are you speaking to/about in that way??

 

[TXRafe]

Its called karma you ingnorant bitch

move on you pathetic simp...there are plenty of dudes pretending to be women that will give you plenty of attention

 

[desperado1089]

Its called karma you ingnorant bitch

Fuck you anally with a cactus without lube.

 

[ilovetoeat42]

Since we’re at the top of the page…Let’s inject a little spice into the thread.

https://postimg.cc/vgJvqcnS

(the quality isn’t the best and my mirror needs a clean but at least it couldn’t be misconstrued as AI )

I'd love to feel every inch of those amazing curves

 

[Azuldrgon]

It's been an interesting week.
Based on what was happening, I stayed away and concentrated on real life stuff for a few days.
This is my second time popping on a little to check out the results.

No one likes to be fooled. No one likes to be shown to have been fooled.
It's difficult because this would have been the second time this year, having been taken by a troll who attempted to try to get me to participate n a bit coin thing.
Besides all that, the fact that folks do get so disrespectful on here still annoys me greatly.

I understand I am not one of the cool kids. I already know that.
I understand that I seem to dwell in the background and only pop up in a few threads at times.
At the same time, there has only been a few times I have allowed my emotions to rise on here.
When those type of things happen, I back off because real life and my mental health is more important than online things.
During my time here, I have taken breaks because of things like this.
For the folks who are still angry about the goings on this week, perhaps that might be a sign to do the same.
It beats being abusive to the folks on the other side of the screen from what they post on here.
Putting the Litster on ignore who bothers you can also be a great option.

If you don't like what @SpicyBean99 did, you don't have to be on this thread. Period.
Especially because what she did was something any of us could have done with a Google reverse image search.
No one deserves to be disrespected just because you disagree with them. This isn't the politics board.
We're all adults here folks, meaning 18 years of age or older.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Well hello there Lit!

I have been a little quieter on Lit today but all is well (as can be.) Tomorrow I’ll be back properly and causing trouble with you all again

For anyone wanting to be nosey here’s how my day went:

I started the day with tea ( Yorkshire gold ) and a morning smoke in the garden.

Then I attempted to read a splatterpunk novel by Jon Athan (I’ve read MANY of his books)… which, shockingly, became what I think is my first ever DNF. I always finish books, even the bad ones… partly out of spite, partly because I convince myself something redeeming might still happen. I love gore, I love boundary-pushing writing, but I had NEVER read anything quite this gory and fucked up. So that put me in an irritated slump… and I threw the kindle to the floor twiddling my thumbs as to what to do next for a distraction…

I took myself out for a long walk.. headphones in, scarf and gloves on (it’s been fucking freezing)… I’ve been listening to a lot of indie rock recently which is usually not in my day to day “genre” rotation…(Cage the Elephant, bloc party, The Reytons etc.)

I then went to get some snacks because what better way to spend a Saturday night than eating salty snacks and watching movies? I settled on chili and lime lays and tzatziki, an appletiser and peelable mango sweets.

I got home I had a long bath… I was getting to the point of feeling really relaxed… well… relaxed and a little horny too… but I like my baths way way way hotter than most normal people do…sooo extra curricular activities were not going to happen at that time… though I did read a few stories here on lit to get a little more excited and wet. But no touching myself because it’s more fun to prolong that feeling… right?

Bathtub Bean

Bathtub Bean 2

After my bath I dried off and went straight to my bed, got my little purple rabbit and had a really really fucking good orgasm. After which I had a giggling fit and then cried a little…intense orgasms do that to me on occasion… only the REALLY intense ones. It’s strange I know.

Started watching a series from 2014 called The Affair… instantly hooked. I watched four episodes…. Anyone that has any recs for me pleaseee throw them my way. (My favourite genres are crime, horror, fantasy and action.) I adored stranger things (have been a fan since the very first season) but now I’m in a slump because there really aren’t that many new things out this year yet… though if anyone’s got Netflix they have probably have seen the new His and Hers crime psychological thriller limited series being advertised which does look rather good!!

A friend came around for a cup of tea and then I fell asleep around 10pm and well… I just woke up. (My sleep schedule is going to be so off kilter now )

Anyway… that’s my day!

I am also doing my best to respond to you all individually but there have been so so so many messages since “The Great Scandle of the Second Cumming.” And then of course my real life situation….. and I would hate for anyone to feel as though their message has been ignored by me. I’ve actually in my entire time here never had such an over flowed inbox… and as those that know me know I’m not always the best at my DMs even when they’re a little more empty… but don’t fret I will be getting around to you. And I appreciate every single one of you that has been kind and lovely.

 

[Lazaran]

Its called karma you ingnorant bitch

You sound upset.

"LilKitKat"???

 

[Lazaran]

Well hello there Lit!
View attachment 2589470
I have been a little quieter on Lit today but all is well (as can be.) Tomorrow I’ll be back properly and causing trouble with you all again

For anyone wanting to be nosey here’s how my day went:

I started the day with tea ( Yorkshire gold ) and a morning smoke in the garden.

Then I attempted to read a splatterpunk novel by Jon Athan (I’ve read MANY of his books)… which, shockingly, became what I think is my first ever DNF. I always finish books, even the bad ones… partly out of spite, partly because I convince myself something redeeming might still happen. I love gore, I love boundary-pushing writing, but I had NEVER read anything quite this gory and fucked up. So that put me in an irritated slump… and I threw the kindle to the floor twiddling my thumbs as to what to do next for a distraction…

I took myself out for a long walk.. headphones in, scarf and gloves on (it’s been fucking freezing)… I’ve been listening to a lot of indie rock recently which is usually not in my day to day “genre” rotation…(Cage the Elephant, bloc party, The Reytons etc.)

I then went to get some snacks because what better way to spend a Saturday night than eating salty snacks and watching movies? I settled on chili and lime lays and tzatziki, an appletiser and peelable mango sweets.

I got home I had a long bath… I was getting to the point of feeling really relaxed… well… relaxed and a little horny too… but I like my baths way way way hotter than most normal people do…sooo extra curricular activities were not going to happen at that time… though I did read a few stories here on lit to get a little more excited and wet. But no touching myself because it’s more fun to prolong that feeling… right?

Bathtub Bean

Bathtub Bean 2

After my bath I dried off and went straight to my bed, got my little purple rabbit and had a really really fucking good orgasm. After which I had a giggling fit and then cried a little…intense orgasms do that to me on occasion… only the REALLY intense ones. It’s strange I know.

Started watching a series from 2014 called The Affair… instantly hooked. I watched four episodes…. Anyone that has any recs for me pleaseee throw them my way. (My favourite genres are crime, horror, fantasy and action.) I adored stranger things (have been a fan since the very first season) but now I’m in a slump because there really aren’t that many new things out this year yet… though if anyone’s got Netflix they have probably have seen the new His and Hers crime psychological thriller limited series being advertised which does look rather good!!

A friend came around for a cup of tea and then I fell asleep around 10pm and well… I just woke up. (My sleep schedule is going to be so off kilter now )

Anyway… that’s my day!

I am also doing my best to respond to you all individually but there have been so so so many messages since “The Great Scandle of the Second Cumming.” And then of course my real life situation….. and I would hate for anyone to feel as though their message has been ignored by me. I’ve actually in my entire time here never had such an over flowed inbox… and as those that know me know I’m not always the best at my DMs even when they’re a little more empty… but don’t fret I will be getting around to you. And I appreciate every single one of you that has been kind and lovely.

What a day…

 

[SpicyBean99]

Well that just made my Saturday !!! Looking stunning as always Spicy !

I hope you had a wonderful day!! And thankyou kindly

Fingers crossed the timing of this isn't off.

"I will not say: do not weep; for not all tears are an evil." - J.R.R. Tolkien

I'd offer tea and cookies but cold tea and stale cookies only make things sadder and worse.

Beautifully put Mr Silent or should I say… Mr Tolkien.

It’s the thought that counts, offering me cold tea and stale biscuits is still an act of kindness

wow...

If you had a W tattooed on both butt cheeks you could bend over and say the same thing without having to use words

Sorry to hear you lost someone and also how you were treated. I do dislike conflict.
Sending you some big hugs
Take care of yourself - something tells me you are one of life’s good ones…

A break from my reality at home but engagement with real people living real lives…I can’t thank you enough

Well, it’s a thong for me - I love sexy arse cheeks and yours are dreamy.

Like I said - a thong for me - that high waisted style is very, very hot on your figure…(if only I could my wife in some like that!)

Make sure you use your network of people that are positive influences in your life to help you after what’s happened.
Love and hugs.

The hugs did the trick, Thankyou. And also Thankyou for the other lovely things you’ve said! I do my best to just be myself. Nobody is perfect and I’ve made many mistakes, MANY mistakes but I do think I am one of the good ones… I hope anyway. Both crazy and good.

two thoughts come to mind:
1. Those spots make me think you've been dancing in front of that mirror while naked and wet

2. I see your little elephant friend. I'd like to drip a little water down the crease between hip and thigh to help lead that elephant to the warm river in the hidden valley below. We can drink deeply there.

or was that too forward?

1) I do indeed dance in front mirrors whilst both wet and naked… sometimes even with a partner
2) I was 18 when I had Ellie tattooed… the reason behind it was that… well I discovered I could… and the elephant with its squirting trunk was quite fitting. At the time. Now when people ask me why I got it I say I just happen to really like elephants which I do of course… but not that much

And no. Your words were well written and very sexy. I prefer that to outright vulgarity

 

[TXRafe]

Well hello there Lit!
View attachment 2589470
I have been a little quieter on Lit today but all is well (as can be.) Tomorrow I’ll be back properly and causing trouble with you all again

For anyone wanting to be nosey here’s how my day went:

I started the day with tea ( Yorkshire gold ) and a morning smoke in the garden.

Then I attempted to read a splatterpunk novel by Jon Athan (I’ve read MANY of his books)… which, shockingly, became what I think is my first ever DNF. I always finish books, even the bad ones… partly out of spite, partly because I convince myself something redeeming might still happen. I love gore, I love boundary-pushing writing, but I had NEVER read anything quite this gory and fucked up. So that put me in an irritated slump… and I threw the kindle to the floor twiddling my thumbs as to what to do next for a distraction…

I took myself out for a long walk.. headphones in, scarf and gloves on (it’s been fucking freezing)… I’ve been listening to a lot of indie rock recently which is usually not in my day to day “genre” rotation…(Cage the Elephant, bloc party, The Reytons etc.)

I then went to get some snacks because what better way to spend a Saturday night than eating salty snacks and watching movies? I settled on chili and lime lays and tzatziki, an appletiser and peelable mango sweets.

I got home I had a long bath… I was getting to the point of feeling really relaxed… well… relaxed and a little horny too… but I like my baths way way way hotter than most normal people do…sooo extra curricular activities were not going to happen at that time… though I did read a few stories here on lit to get a little more excited and wet. But no touching myself because it’s more fun to prolong that feeling… right?

Bathtub Bean

Bathtub Bean 2

After my bath I dried off and went straight to my bed, got my little purple rabbit and had a really really fucking good orgasm. After which I had a giggling fit and then cried a little…intense orgasms do that to me on occasion… only the REALLY intense ones. It’s strange I know.

Started watching a series from 2014 called The Affair… instantly hooked. I watched four episodes…. Anyone that has any recs for me pleaseee throw them my way. (My favourite genres are crime, horror, fantasy and action.) I adored stranger things (have been a fan since the very first season) but now I’m in a slump because there really aren’t that many new things out this year yet… though if anyone’s got Netflix they have probably have seen the new His and Hers crime psychological thriller limited series being advertised which does look rather good!!

A friend came around for a cup of tea and then I fell asleep around 10pm and well… I just woke up. (My sleep schedule is going to be so off kilter now )

Anyway… that’s my day!

I am also doing my best to respond to you all individually but there have been so so so many messages since “The Great Scandle of the Second Cumming.” And then of course my real life situation….. and I would hate for anyone to feel as though their message has been ignored by me. I’ve actually in my entire time here never had such an over flowed inbox… and as those that know me know I’m not always the best at my DMs even when they’re a little more empty… but don’t fret I will be getting around to you. And I appreciate every single one of you that has been kind and lovely.

the affair is an amazing show, you will really enjoy it

 

[SpicyBean99]

Its called karma you ingnorant bitch

 

[Dimented]

Well hello there Lit!
View attachment 2589470
I have been a little quieter on Lit today but all is well (as can be.) Tomorrow I’ll be back properly and causing trouble with you all again

For anyone wanting to be nosey here’s how my day went:

I started the day with tea ( Yorkshire gold ) and a morning smoke in the garden.

Then I attempted to read a splatterpunk novel by Jon Athan (I’ve read MANY of his books)… which, shockingly, became what I think is my first ever DNF. I always finish books, even the bad ones… partly out of spite, partly because I convince myself something redeeming might still happen. I love gore, I love boundary-pushing writing, but I had NEVER read anything quite this gory and fucked up. So that put me in an irritated slump… and I threw the kindle to the floor twiddling my thumbs as to what to do next for a distraction…

I took myself out for a long walk.. headphones in, scarf and gloves on (it’s been fucking freezing)… I’ve been listening to a lot of indie rock recently which is usually not in my day to day “genre” rotation…(Cage the Elephant, bloc party, The Reytons etc.)

I then went to get some snacks because what better way to spend a Saturday night than eating salty snacks and watching movies? I settled on chili and lime lays and tzatziki, an appletiser and peelable mango sweets.

I got home I had a long bath… I was getting to the point of feeling really relaxed… well… relaxed and a little horny too… but I like my baths way way way hotter than most normal people do…sooo extra curricular activities were not going to happen at that time… though I did read a few stories here on lit to get a little more excited and wet. But no touching myself because it’s more fun to prolong that feeling… right?

Bathtub Bean

Bathtub Bean 2

After my bath I dried off and went straight to my bed, got my little purple rabbit and had a really really fucking good orgasm. After which I had a giggling fit and then cried a little…intense orgasms do that to me on occasion… only the REALLY intense ones. It’s strange I know.

Started watching a series from 2014 called The Affair… instantly hooked. I watched four episodes…. Anyone that has any recs for me pleaseee throw them my way. (My favourite genres are crime, horror, fantasy and action.) I adored stranger things (have been a fan since the very first season) but now I’m in a slump because there really aren’t that many new things out this year yet… though if anyone’s got Netflix they have probably have seen the new His and Hers crime psychological thriller limited series being advertised which does look rather good!!

A friend came around for a cup of tea and then I fell asleep around 10pm and well… I just woke up. (My sleep schedule is going to be so off kilter now )

Anyway… that’s my day!

I am also doing my best to respond to you all individually but there have been so so so many messages since “The Great Scandle of the Second Cumming.” And then of course my real life situation….. and I would hate for anyone to feel as though their message has been ignored by me. I’ve actually in my entire time here never had such an over flowed inbox… and as those that know me know I’m not always the best at my DMs even when they’re a little more empty… but don’t fret I will be getting around to you. And I appreciate every single one of you that has been kind and lovely.

I never ever wanted to be a bath towel so bad in my life!!!

 

[Pokkieraj]

Unfortunately not anymore

I won’t share everything but I’ll explain it a little….

After a loss in my family last year my ex moved back in with me. I didn’t share any of that here because I like having my private fun life here and what with reality being as hard as it is sometimes, this can be a really great escape.

My ex and I are platonically in love but we haven’t slept together in over two years. He’s my person just not physically.

His moving back was platonic and to make sure I was okay. I was weak and feeling vulnerable so I needed it.

He’s also (as of late). become nasty. I’m no good in arguments and tend to break down and cry… mostly… and well…. Today he caused a big scene when we were out … didn’t understand why calling me names and poking digs at me isn’t exactly anyone’s idea of a nice time…

Anyway. Fast forward to right now and I’m back home… he’s packed all his things and left.

I… feel kinda weird airing this all out but I’m… heartbroken. I was going to be surprising him with tickets to the stranger things theatre show next week and now… everything’s come crashing down and I feel lost. It’s all happened so
Quickly I haven’t had a chance to take it in… and now I’m doing a typical bean thing of taking my dirty underwear and airing it out in public.

Anyway.

Umm…. Im just really really fucking sad.

Well it is good in a way that toxic guy left u . It is better to be alone rather than being with a toxic person.

 

[LustyScribe]

Its called karma you ingnorant bitch

You're a rude, nasty little person, aren't you? I guess your mother never taught you manners, did she?

Next time I have $20 and some spare penicillin, I'll stop & talk to her about your behavior.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Happy SUNDAY!

 

[Jaws82]

Happy SUNDAY!

Happy Sunday!!!

 

[subdudeme13]

Happy Sunday. a day of worship!

 

[SpicyBean99]

Sun Day Booty

 

[discjockey74]

Sun Day Booty

You are so incredibly sexy!!!

 

[mobleedzblue]

Happy SUNDAY!

Sun Day Booty

Happy Sunday beautiful! I’m still in bed, get that booty in here for a cuddle!

 

[Quimpossibility]

Sun Day Booty

Goodness, can almost see what you had for breakfast!