Wit & Nipples šŸ’

I keep doing that thing where I disappear aren’t
I.

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I can only apologise and instead maybe you can all refer to me as the local ghost…the aloof, although studious ghost with the curvy breasts?

The last few months have been a blur, is what I would say if I liked that phrase… but I feel it’s just a bit of a cop out really… for those that can’t be bothered to explain the details of the ā€œblur.ā€ But recently I’ve been that kind of ā€œbusyā€ that I can hardly remember half the busy things I’ve been up too which have made me busy. (Try and use busy that many times in a few sentences and make it sound that coherent, I dare you.)

Uni has eaten a ridiculous amount of my brain and time. Though I guess it’s actually feeding my brain more than eating it because I certainly have bucketloads more information than I did back in September… and my grades have reflected that!

(Gold star and a spank, a loving, hard one, and a praise kink inspired forehead kiss will do.)

In saying that though, I have written so many essays that I feel like my personality is formatted in Arial, text size 12, in text references included, with a long reference list at the end. šŸ™ƒ i hardly know what to talk about these days unless it’s about fucking studying…. Yawn, I know.

However! The good news is that I am over halfway through my course for the year, and after this current exam which I am working on now there are only two more left.. for this year. So it’s freaking DISAPEARED!! I AM though, waiting for the result from the previous one, so if you want to silently wish me luck while reading this, I will take it. šŸ˜‹

Now for the bit you probably care more about. 🤫

On Valentine’s Day, I decided I was absolutely NOT going to sit around waiting for anyone else to make me feel wanted, so I bought myself a new toy. YESSS a new toy… it’s only a vibrator…. But she’s pink and strong and OH so good at bringing out the most sensual orgasms…. Anyway… I decided to invite an old fling around that evening…. I took him to town, I let him buy a three course meal… which I cooked for him…and EVEN had the toy waiting patiently in its box and SINCE it had been buy one get second half price… I’d bought a cock ring.

Duh?

because I am a generous soul and I actually like sex to be fun for both people. But….

Unfortunately, the universe has a sense of humour.

He turned out to be spectacularly average in bed. Not exactly what I’d remembered and I was sorely disappointed. I would say, (and I’m generous like I said) there was MINIMAL skill and absolutely ZERO curiosity involved… and I was left feeling malnourished (that was only until he went out clubbing that evening… which usually I would have kicked up a fuss about but he was welcome to leave the moment he’d… cum… quite honestly.)

I have not been writing anything fun for months, (I know, no smut)… which feels sad… because for me writing has always been where the best fun lies, an outlet for pent up emotion and where I lay my horny thoughts to rest. 🪦

Lately, though, every time I open a blank page my mind thinks it’s about to study and I can’t seem to get anything down or out.

This is where you saucy, debaucherius lot come in…..šŸ«¶šŸ½

If you have made it this far, consider this your invitation. My creative juices need a push (or a taste). I want a reason to open a new word document that is not titled with a module code and essay title. Give me prompts. Scenarios. Steamy situations that I can get stuck into and write for you…. I mean something that is no longer than maybe 500 words but you know…. I want to excite you all again and in doing so, excite myself!!

anyway! that is enough about my neglected (although not anymore) vibrator and very overworked brain, how have you all been holding up while I have been doing my best impression of a disappearing act (sexy aloof ghost šŸ‘» ) in here? I know a few of you mentioned being ill or run down the last time I surfaced, and I am SO sorry to hear that and I really do hope you are over the worst of it now, or at least on the right side of recovery with decent snacks and plenty of good movies or books or games to play! I hope your sports teams have been scoring and winning for once, that you have had reasons to shout at the screen in celebration and not just in despair, (lol) and that work has been treating you well enough that you are not fantasising about faking your own death every Monday morning. I am also hoping that some good opportunities have been knocking for you, whether that is money, sex, holidays, new friends , or all of the above!

Above all. You know I miss you all.

I hope we can maybe have some fun today? Catch up? Do some talking? Find out what’s been going on?

Oh and…

Here is my new toy…https://postimg.cc/xknGQ6ms
That vibrator looks like a lot of fun, the cock ring too! It’s too bad your fling wasn’t quite what you were hoping for.

But I am most hung up on the fact that I read ā€œUniā€ not as university, but as sea urchin roe and was very confused on why a sea urchin was eating your brain for longer than I’d care to admit!
 
Hello Lit!

Life has been pretty damn amazing recently and I’ve not found the time to pop in here… a lot of working on myself (dieting, exercising, writing, studying)….

There’s always a tinyyy little itch that just can’t be scratched when I’m not here šŸ˜

So…

An updated lil pic for you here (ps I’ve been on a weight-loss journey to get super fit and sexy for the summer….)

Maybe more to cum later 😈

https://postimg.cc/CdrCWdj2

I don’t know how you could get sexier.
 
Are you all being shy?

Or has it really been that long since I was here that you’ve all disappeared else where? šŸ˜‰

You guys need me to warm you up a little?

Run my hands down your chest and insert my nails jussst under that waistband of yours whilst I kiss up your neck and whisper in your ear how much I need and miss your praise? šŸ˜

Touch starved🤫
I shivered reading this, and my God you look sexy. You are such a good girl and I'm proud of you.
 
Good evening gentlemen! (And ladies of course.)

How is everyone’s Friday looking so far? Any weekend plans? Busy week and looking forward to a relaxing weekend? Parties? Days out with family? Drinks? Orgies?

I’m currently sat having a Pinot and watching the end of Death Note (the animation of course).

I spent all day writing a fictional report on: Conspiracy Beliefs and Public Health: Psychological Factors and Evidence-Based Considerations. URGH! I need a distraction!

Love and hugs, (with tittys pressed tightly against chest, of course.)

Bean šŸ’–āœØ
 
Good evening gentlemen! (And ladies of course.)

How is everyone’s Friday looking so far? Any weekend plans? Busy week and looking forward to a relaxing weekend? Parties? Days out with family? Drinks? Orgies?

I’m currently sat having a Pinot and watching the end of Death Note (the animation of course).

I spent all day writing a fictional report on: Conspiracy Beliefs and Public Health: Psychological Factors and Evidence-Based Considerations. URGH! I need a distraction!

Love and hugs, (with tittys pressed tightly against chest, of course.)

Bean šŸ’–āœØ
Good evening Bean! 😘

Just wrapping up the work day here. I’d much rather be sharing that Pinot and that hug with you! šŸ˜

Nothing crazy this weekend. I am running my first trail race ever on Sunday.
 
Good evening gentlemen! (And ladies of course.)

How is everyone’s Friday looking so far? Any weekend plans? Busy week and looking forward to a relaxing weekend? Parties? Days out with family? Drinks? Orgies?

I’m currently sat having a Pinot and watching the end of Death Note (the animation of course).

I spent all day writing a fictional report on: Conspiracy Beliefs and Public Health: Psychological Factors and Evidence-Based Considerations. URGH! I need a distraction!

Love and hugs, (with tittys pressed tightly against chest, of course.)

Bean šŸ’–āœØ
Good evening yourself Bean.

Today was a wasted day. Workman couldn't fit handrails and didn't have the step he was supposed to fit so he went on his way..I even got up early as arrival time was from 8am.

No plans for the weekend as yet. Jusy another slow and boring day indoors until my gf comes over in the evening.
 
Good evening Bean! 😘

Just wrapping up the work day here. I’d much rather be sharing that Pinot and that hug with you! šŸ˜

Nothing crazy this weekend. I am running my first trail race ever on Sunday.
Amazing! So a chilled weekend for you to do LOTS OF…. (I’ll let you fill in the gap 🫦)…

Oh my god amazing!!! Cross country? How many Km? Are you prepared? šŸ˜
 
Good evening yourself Bean.

Today was a wasted day. Workman couldn't fit handrails and didn't have the step he was supposed to fit so he went on his way..I even got up early as arrival time was from 8am.

No plans for the weekend as yet. Jusy another slow and boring day indoors until my gf comes over in the evening.
That sounds entirely frustrating 😔 I can imagine how annoyed you were let alone not having a few extra hours kip…. At least it’s the weekend now! And well… you can look forward to having some well needed fun when the girlfriend comes round? šŸ˜
 
That sounds entirely frustrating 😔 I can imagine how annoyed you were let alone not having a few extra hours kip…. At least it’s the weekend now! And well… you can look forward to having some well needed fun when the girlfriend comes round? šŸ˜
The most fun i will get is probably a hand job. Mobility issues prevents mjch else at the moment
 
Good evening gentlemen! (And ladies of course.)

How is everyone’s Friday looking so far? Any weekend plans? Busy week and looking forward to a relaxing weekend? Parties? Days out with family? Drinks? Orgies?

I’m currently sat having a Pinot and watching the end of Death Note (the animation of course).

I spent all day writing a fictional report on: Conspiracy Beliefs and Public Health: Psychological Factors and Evidence-Based Considerations. URGH! I need a distraction!

Love and hugs, (with tittys pressed tightly against chest, of course.)

Bean šŸ’–āœØ
I wish you were here, Bean. I've got a Girls' Outing on Sunday. We're going over to a friend's house for pink glittery mimosas! (She's freezing orange juice into ice cubes and rolling that in edible pink glitter) All while we're trying on clothes. You're always invited. 😘
 
Amazing! So a chilled weekend for you to do LOTS OF…. (I’ll let you fill in the gap 🫦)…

Oh my god amazing!!! Cross country? How many Km? Are you prepared? šŸ˜
Can I fill in the gaps with you…..😈

it’s a 10km through the woods. I’m semi prepared. Not prepared for the cold weather coming in this weekend though.
 
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